Thread 82283601

Hey, Private... fuckin... YOU!

I'm leaving the new guy here. First Sausage wants to talk to me about some bullshit. I need you to make sure he stays right here where I left him, and doesn't get into any trouble before we assign him to a fire team.

Here he is. Just run him through the blue book or something while I'm gone. I'll be back at the end of the day. If you manage to fuck this up I'm smoking you until I get tired, and you're getting an article.