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Anonymous No.82295596 [Report] >>82295608 >>82295610 >>82295617 >>82295668 >>82295709 >>82296163
Fuck this lady
>be me, 26 year old married woman
>have a married dad
>be out with married dad in a grocery store
>random lady walks up
>ummm excuse me, isn't he a little old to be your husband?
>what the fuck is wrong with you
>isn't he your husband?
>no you fucking moron he is my dad
>but you're both wearing wedding rings


BECAUSE WE ARE BOTH FUCKING MARRIED HOW HARD IS THAT TO UNDERSTAND??
Anonymous No.82295608 [Report]
>>82295596 (OP)
W-why didn't you marry your dad????? You ungrateful whore! He raised you!!
Anonymous No.82295610 [Report] >>82295682
>>82295596 (OP)
Do you let your husband lick your asshole?
Anonymous No.82295617 [Report]
>>82295596 (OP)
>be you
>retarded
>make fake green text on le 4chinz
>take a screenshot
>make le heckin cool 4chinz subreddit posterino
>get le updoots
>account and ip banned for faking greentexts
>death by suicide in minecraft
cool story anon very real and believable
Anonymous No.82295647 [Report]
Why would you fuck that lady she doesn't sound very attractive personality-wise
Anonymous No.82295668 [Report] >>82295682
>>82295596 (OP)
This was her way, perhaps, perhaps not, of kindly letting you know she saw dad checking out your ass and wanted him to be checking out HERS and was upset. I'm sure he checked hers out a bit and that's why she backed off feeling she'd won at life you slut.
Anonymous No.82295682 [Report] >>82295695 >>82295766
>>82295610
no
>>82295668
my dad does not "check out my ass"
Anonymous No.82295695 [Report]
>>82295682
Whatever you say slut.
Anonymous No.82295709 [Report] >>82295724
>>82295596 (OP)
>Be OP, 36yo male redditor
>Sexually abused by dad
>muh gaykeday hurr
Anonymous No.82295724 [Report]
>>82295709
>Be me
>Cry a river
>Keep crying
>Fill up all the seas of the world
>With tears cried in vain
Anonymous No.82295735 [Report]
If woman marry why woman not with husband only always
Anonymous No.82295766 [Report]
>>82295682
Would you let your dad lick your asshole?
Anonymous No.82295880 [Report]
Regarding old English, "beseech" comes from "beseek" which means "search for". Old Latin however is where "implore" is found as "in-ploro", meaning "cry out, intensely". The "in-" prefix is an intensifier, as used in "in-testify". These two words DO NOT mean the same thing, and they ARE NOT even close to synonyms.
Anonymous No.82295903 [Report]
I wrote "testify" somehow in place of "tensify".

In old Latin, "in-" means both a pure intensifier as well as "inside", "outside" and "not" which can be confusing, but, these are derived from later use and wouldn't be found in ancient Latin around ~2000 BC.
Anonymous No.82295946 [Report]
Proto-Italic or proto-Latin aren't recognized at the moment, those will be in the future. Proto-indo-european PIE languages will be recognized as a mixture defined from BOTH central asian migrations westward toward the coast AS WELL AS migrations inland from the continental shelves during sea level rise. We do not currently have the sedimentary artifacts we need from ~150 meters below modern sea level to clearly demonstrate this, but, we will. Perhaps not during my life nor yours, but some 100 or more years in the future we certainly must as the delta sediments are explored more fully. Many ancient structures will be discovered on the continental shelves prior to structures like stone-henge, which were constructed on high plateaus which are now not far above sea shore.
Anonymous No.82296150 [Report]
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zanclean_flood
There were multiple breaches and floods during the periods prior to and after 30000 years ago during recession of the last ice age and glaciation.
Anonymous No.82296163 [Report]
>>82295596 (OP)
>Yes he is too old, call police plzzzz