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Anonymous No.82327542 [Report] >>82327554 >>82327598 >>82327606 >>82327611 >>82327619 >>82327900 >>82328025 >>82328032 >>82328043 >>82328069 >>82328917 >>82329124
Every single man has had this exact thought
Anonymous No.82327554 [Report]
>>82327542 (OP)
i'd as the succubus to peg me
Anonymous No.82327556 [Report] >>82327567
Take my soul, at least I don't die a virgin.
Anonymous No.82327567 [Report] >>82327572
>>82327556
Oof. Anon, what would you future wife think?
Anonymous No.82327572 [Report] >>82327603
>>82327567
>Future wife
Hahahahahaha! Assuming that I'd even get married, hahahahaha!
Anonymous No.82327598 [Report] >>82327621 >>82327729
>>82327542 (OP)
Escape how? It's not like you can really control your dick, especially when your adversary is a succubus, supposedly and expert at extracting cum from men, and especially if she attacks at night when you're vulnerable/dreaming. I would immediately die especially if she shoved her feet into my face.
Anonymous No.82327603 [Report]
>>82327572
Anon. marriage is a beautiful thing
Anonymous No.82327606 [Report] >>82327634 >>82327715
>>82327542 (OP)
Sounds like a way to go. It'd be better if there were some cuddling and aftercare before she takes my soul but everything sounds fine as is. Yes.
Anonymous No.82327611 [Report] >>82327644
>>82327542 (OP)
rape her to death with my bwc because i'm circumcised and can't feel a thing
Anonymous No.82327612 [Report] >>82327657
>cum buckets
>cry and thank her with a deep hug, saying I knew id die and am now okay with it
>wake up to her making breakfast
tiny evil prepped me for this
Anonymous No.82327619 [Report]
>>82327542 (OP)
I have ED from prone masturbation so she can't do diddly to me, but I'll happily pull her off of me and go to work on her pussy using my face and some toys
Anonymous No.82327621 [Report] >>82327637
>>82327598
For the purposes of this excercise you can escape. Assume the succubus, like all women, is bodily weak and can be thrown off.
Her skills are cum extraction, not strength.
Anonymous No.82327634 [Report] >>82327715
>>82327606
>cuddling and aftercare
Anon its a succubus. You aren't her bf. You are lunch.
Anonymous No.82327637 [Report] >>82327677
>>82327621
In that case I would escape. A succubus sees men as food and nothing more and I'm not interested in having any sort of sexual interaction with people I can't bond with. Sex without at least some genuine affection is pointless.
Anonymous No.82327644 [Report]
>>82327611
Based CCC cel
Anonymous No.82327657 [Report]
>>82327612
I missed the 4d chess move that prevented your death?
Anonymous No.82327677 [Report]
>>82327637
Holy fucking based.
You can marry my daughter when she comes of age next year.
Anonymous No.82327715 [Report]
>>82327606
>>82327634
>this nigga tryna turn a demon into a housewife AHAHAHAHAHAHA
Anonymous No.82327722 [Report] >>82327738
anyone know what happens if you pour holy water into a succubus's pussy?
Anonymous No.82327729 [Report] >>82327750
>>82327598
Easy just pull out bru
Anonymous No.82327738 [Report]
>>82327722
Johnny Cash song
Anonymous No.82327750 [Report]
>>82327729
Succubus = master cum extractor
You can't pull out. If you let her fuck you you die.
If you fuck her she milks you so hard you extra die
Anonymous No.82327900 [Report] >>82327914
>>82327542 (OP)
C) beat the everliving shit out of the succubus until she begs for her life
I wouldn't give women a single dime of my money let alone my soul
Anonymous No.82327914 [Report]
>>82327900
So A) bur without the crust cut off.
Anonymous No.82328025 [Report]
>>82327542 (OP)
It has to be the second option.
B) looks like that super cool emoji with the sunglasses. Ergo, it's the Chad choice B)
Anonymous No.82328032 [Report]
>>82327542 (OP)
I guess that's it then, I'm dead meat
Dracula No.82328043 [Report]
>>82327542 (OP)
I would suck her blood and kill her
Anonymous No.82328069 [Report]
>>82327542 (OP)
B) but not because im a coomer or anything, just tired of life. also ironically "normal" women are extremely succubus-like already, the saying "you dont pay a prostitute to fuck you you pay her to leave after fucking" exists for a reason. women and marriage are a losing deal for men
Anonymous No.82328917 [Report]
>>82327542 (OP)
I would try to eacape. A good nut isnt worth your eternal soul.
Anonymous No.82329124 [Report]
>>82327542 (OP)
why that is my fetish so B! But I also have no idea how it would survive a crash with reality. It is probably just like rape fetish for whores...