Thread 82385138

im a girl and ive never had a boyfriend, no one has shown any romantic interest in me, never held hands or even had my first kiss. ive been treated badly and bullied my whole life and men never look at me. I seriously deserve some type of compensation

are you white?
are you over 25?
if so whats up baby

Here you go, you can have this carrot!

>>82385145
>brown
>"just turned 18 hehe"
>100 discord orbiters that "don't count"
I guaran fucking tee.

wanna date me? im pretty bottom of the barrel and have nothing going for me

>>82385138 (OP)
if you want a bf here are my steps. fellow foid here, if your into older men it makes it a lot easier. Me and my bf, who is my first, have a 20 year age gap, and met online. Online makes it so much easier to talk to people so id recommend that

>>82385164
>20 year age gap
Groomers are going to get the rope this is fucking disgusting and immoral.

>>82385160
What's wrong with her being brown? What a self obsessed race of people

>>82385180
Just seems to be the general "femcel" phenotype. Don't fault me for recognizing patterns.

>>82385180
not racist just don't like em simple as

>>82385138 (OP)
yooo they made crispy into an anime

>>82385138 (OP)
Yeah ill be your bf. Thanks. Reformed loser carving out a better life at the ripe old age of 28 years old. Us of a west coast.......... also any bros who want to be friends I am open to it as well

>>82385138 (OP)
do u have big hips

>>82385176
uhhhh, a bf is a bf, hes the older one, im not the groomer

>>82385138 (OP)
Same and I'm almost 24
I'm too hideous and stupid to be in a relationship.

ive tried everything..
Why does this always happen to me?? I know im not conventionally pretty but some girls who look way worse than me have a boyfriend and friends and everything and i get NOTHING. wtf is wrong with me. I hate myself

>>82385164
> 20-year age gap
Anon, he's either robbing the cradle or you're robbing the grave. At no point on any timeline is this age difference appropriate.

>>82385254
Unless you are doing it voluntarily (being volcel), getting a bf is easy. An old acquaintance of mine who I would consider to be a pretty good looking guy + tall was asked out by an absolute creature of a girl once. He was so taken aback and happy about it that despite, self admittedly, her not being his type he gave her a chance. They've been together for like 3 years now and have an apartment. And you'd think there were some sort of power imbalance, and there sort of is, but its her that bosses him around lol.
When I say she is ugly, she is genuinely like a 2/10... literally just ask a guy out

>>82385160
>>"just turned 18 hehe"
This. Jannies, ban OP. Get this filth off my board.

>>82385274
we both brokies, yall are always talking about needing a gf but then once a girl talks about a healthy relationship you get up and arms. Relationships are messy and neither of us was control who were into

>>82385198
Does "she" still post here? Last I heard she was gone

>>82385293
How do I get a gf online as a late 20s boomer

>>82385311
idk how do I get a gf as a mid 30s neet?

>>82385138 (OP)
Weight? For real, give me the number

>>82385316
Go online probably. I think being a neet would make it easier since you have a lot more time to talk to people. When I was a neet, I had tons of online friends and even a gf I met from here. I have none now

>>82385285
What happened to reading comprehension that a reply this objectively stupid could be made by a living, breathing adult human?

>>82385328
the boy ain't right

>>82385327
I kind of just want the aesthetic of a relationship without all the messy parts. I guess I don't want a real gf, just a LARP where we both know it's a fiction and it continues until one of us grows bored of it.

>>82385324
im 147 lbs at 5''4

>>82385346
Honestly you probably could get that online. Over the years I met girls who just wanted like an online fantasy type thing. Didn't want to make it real (irl) so really you could just LARP because the other person probably is

>>82385138 (OP)
just get a robot husband
it's that easy
copy paste this into a zoomer IRC chat
"do you hate women?"
if the answer is convincing:
"will you marry me?"

>>82385138 (OP)
The truth is you could get a bf any time anywhere. Shit there are propositions in this thread. Sure some may not be real, but I bet some are, or at least have some sincerity. What exactly is stopping you? Was this thread for attention or cathartic release? I wish I could get this response when I complained about having no gf or no friends. This is not hate, just genuine confusion

>>82385138 (OP)
I believe you. True femcels are rare but they do exist. What you are describing is the same experience as myself except I'm a male incel.

>>82385274
An actually sane take on this.

Thank you

>>82385353
Wow, very nice. With big tits & hips?

>>82385353
Virgin? How do u feel about getting your asshole licked?

>>82385545
My tits are practically nonexistent since the world is against me, im shaped like a little boy

>>82385554
u like sexy? show bob and vagene

>>82385138 (OP)
Post what you want in a bf both looks and personality

>>82385576
>short
>fat
>shaped like a little boy
American?

>>82385138 (OP)
>no one has shown any romantic interest in me,
thousands of men wanna marry you here fuck off