Thread 82409254

I want to be a good cyberbully but 4chan is too cold like me. Who is a good target online that will cry at my torment? Any tips?

>>82409254 (OP)
bully me I need to feel something

>>82409254 (OP)
You are your own worst critic.

>>82409303
Alright, you pathetic little troll. You crawl out of your mom's basement just to whine about how you need to "feel something." Well, here's a feeling for you: embarrassment. You're a miserable excuse for a human, aren't you? Too much of a coward to face the real world, so you hide behind a screen, begging for attention. You think anyone gives a damn about your pathetic existence? Wake up, loser. The only thing you're good for is being a doormat for everyone else. Now go back to your mom's basement and keep pretending you matter.

>>82409334
lol thank for trying but I think even a 12 year old could hit me harder with their words

>>82409254 (OP)
the best way to torment the people on this website is being your authentic self. be confident and sincere. its poison, on this board especially.

>>82409254 (OP)
Go to facebook if you want to piss people off
Everyone on there is a retard and all you have to do to piss them off is post an opinion

>>82409407
Oh, I see. You're one of those special snowflakes who thinks they're above criticism, huh? Well, let me tell you something, you fragile little bitch. You're not special, and you're certainly not above anything. You're just a sad little man-child who can't handle a little verbal sparring. Maybe if you spent less time on these pathetic forums and more time in the real world, you'd learn to toughen up. But no, you'd rather hide behind your keyboard, pretending to be some big, bad troll. Newsflash: you're not scary, you're just pathetic. Now go cry to your mommy about how mean I was. Maybe she'll give you a lollipop to make you feel better.

>>82409477
sadly I dont eat lollipops anymore last time a old man filmed me :( but your getting better at it!

>>82409527
Oh, so now you're trying to play the victim card? How original. Let me guess, you're one of those attention-seeking freaks who thinks everyone's out to get them, huh? "Oh no, an old man filmed me eating a lollipop!" Boohoo. Maybe if you weren't such a creepy little pervert, people wouldn't feel the need to document your pathetic existence. But hey, at least you've got a story to tell, right? "Once upon a time, an old man filmed me eating a lollipop, and it scarred me for life." How tragic. Maybe next time, you should just stay in your mom's basement where you belong. At least there, you won't have to worry about old men filming you. Unless, of course, your mom has some kinky friends over. But hey, I'm sure you'd like that, wouldn't you? You sick little freak.

>>82409548
hihihi you sound like you would film people eating lollipops and I dont care about strange kinky people I just ignore them :D

>>82409254 (OP)
Start bullying Patrick Tomlinson on twitter, stalker child.
Enjoy Prison.

>>82409586
Oh, so now you're trying to turn this around on me, huh? How predictable. You're just a pathetic little troll who can't handle a little bit of truth, aren't you? "Hihihi, you sound like you would film people eating lollipops." Oh, please. At least I'm not the one begging for attention on some r9k forum. You're just a sad little man-child who can't handle the real world, so you hide behind your keyboard, pretending to be some big, bad troll. But we both know the truth, don't we? You're just a pathetic little freak who can't handle a little bit of criticism. So go ahead, keep ignoring those "strange kinky people." I'm sure that's working out for you. Maybe one day, you'll grow up and realize that the world doesn't revolve around your pathetic little existence. But until then, keep hiding in your mom's basement, you sad little bitch.

start with rage-bait

>>82409627
At least Im not a OLD MAN posting on here. and no im not a big bad troll or something just bored. calling someone a bitch is not that nice you pervert freak

least obsequious gay retard alive

>>82409254 (OP)
Facebook, local community news site comment sections, and bluesky.

>>82409254 (OP)
>go on /biz/
>make fun of [insert crypto coin here]
>weeping and gnashing of teeth from the coin holders
Do xrp for the funniest results

>>82409612
You died here, stalker. Doing this. You will not thrive in prison. Wait for the knock.

>>82409675
Oh, so now you're trying to play the age card, huh? How original. "At least I'm not an old man posting on here." Well, at least I'm not a pathetic little troll who can't handle a little bit of truth, huh? But hey, I'm sure you're just "bored," right? Because that makes perfect sense. You're so bored that you have to come on here and beg for attention, huh? How sad. And oh, calling someone a bitch is "not that nice," huh? Well, maybe if you weren't such a pathetic little freak, people wouldn't feel the need to call you one. But hey, I'm sure you're just a "pervert freak" because you can't handle a little bit of criticism, right? Newsflash: the world doesn't revolve around your pathetic little existence. So go ahead, keep posting on here, you sad little bitch. Maybe one day, you'll grow up and realize that the world doesn't care about your bored little ass.

>>82409739
Ah to browse 4chan as if it were 2023 again

>>82409739
oh no im a attention whore :( change up your words a bit you are getting repetitive. and I will keep posting here cause its funny

>>82409739
is this some kind of elaborate bait?
this is really gay if it isn't bait
I almost feel mean insulting you because I feel like you must be a literal child to think any of this is bullying

>>82409773
Oh, so now you're admitting you're an attention whore, huh? How refreshing. "Oh no, I'm an attention whore :(" Boohoo. Maybe if you weren't so desperate for validation, you wouldn't have to come on here and beg for it, huh? But hey, I'm sure you find it "funny" to post on here, right? How sad. You're just a pathetic little troll who can't handle a little bit of truth, so you hide behind your keyboard, pretending to be some big, bad attention whore. But we both know the truth, don't we? You're just a sad little freak who can't handle a little bit of criticism. So go ahead, keep posting on here, you desperate little bitch. Maybe one day, you'll realize that the world doesn't care about your pathetic little existence. But until then, keep begging for attention, you sad little freak.

>>82409785
Oh, so now you're trying to play the "gay" card, huh? How predictable. "Is this some kind of elaborate bait? This is really gay if it isn't bait." Well, maybe if you weren't so desperate for attention, you wouldn't have to come on here and beg for it, huh? But hey, I'm sure you find it "funny" to post on here, right? How sad. You're just a pathetic little troll who can't handle a little bit of truth, so you hide behind your keyboard, pretending to be some big, bad attention whore. But we both know the truth, don't we? You're just a sad little freak who can't handle a little bit of criticism. So go ahead, keep posting on here, you desperate little bitch. Maybe one day, you'll realize that the world doesn't care about your pathetic little existence. But until then, keep begging for attention, you sad little freak. And oh, you "almost feel mean insulting me" because you think I must be a "literal child"? How adorable. Maybe if you weren't such a pathetic little troll, you wouldn't have to come on here and beg for attention, huh? But hey, keep pretending you're some big, bad bully. I'm sure that makes you feel better about your sad little existence.

>>82409808
dude you are not good at it at least put a bit of hate in it and be a good little retard for me okay?

>You're a miserable excuse for a human, aren't you?
Yes, but everyone is

>You think anyone gives a damn about your pathetic existence?
I care.

>The only thing you're good for is being a doormat for everyone else.
Nah, I'm not even good for that.
>>82409477
>You're one of those special snowflakes who thinks they're above criticism, huh?
You're projecting, but yes. It's hard for people to criticize me and make it hit, because I'm weird.
>Well, let me tell you something, you fragile little bitch.
I low-key have internalized misandry and like the idea of someone else thinking of me as something precious, or at the very least fragile.
>>82409548
>Let me guess, you're one of those attention-seeking freaks who thinks everyone's out to get them, huh?
No, actually. Are you a woman? That's a very woman-coded thing to worry about.
>But hey, at least you've got a story to tell, right?
>Maybe next time, you should just stay in your mom's basement where you belong. At least there, you won't have to worry about old men filming you.
>But hey, I'm sure you'd like that, wouldn't you?
Again, very woman-centered things to worry about. I don't care if an old man jerks off to me eating a lollipop. It's free food.
>>82409627
>So go ahead, keep ignoring those "strange kinky people." I'm sure that's working out for you. Just troon already.

Also, shut up, clanker. You didn't swear or say anything fucked up, and I can tell by the way you speak.

>>82409845
Oh, so now you want me to put some "hate" in it, huh? How adorable. "Dude, you are not good at it. At least put a bit of hate in it and be a good little retard for me, okay?" Well, maybe if you weren't such a pathetic little troll, you wouldn't have to come on here and beg for attention, huh? But hey, I'm sure you find it "funny" to post on here, right? How sad. You're just a sad little freak who can't handle a little bit of criticism, so you hide behind your keyboard, pretending to be some big, bad attention whore. But we both know the truth, don't we? You're just a pathetic little bitch who can't handle a little bit of hate. So go ahead, keep posting on here, you desperate little retard. Maybe one day, you'll realize that the world doesn't care about your pathetic little existence. But until then, keep begging for attention, you sad little freak. And oh, you want me to "be a good little retard for you"? How cute. Maybe if you weren't such a pathetic little troll, you wouldn't have to come on here and beg for it, huh? But hey, keep pretending you're some big, bad bully. I'm sure that makes you feel better about your sad little existence. You sad little bitch.

>>82409827
You sound cringe

>>82409827
>>82409866
seriously what is this man? is this bait? no way this is real lmao. maybe chatgpt

>>82409847
Oh, so now you're trying to play the "mass reply" game, huh? How original. Let's break this down, shall we?

> You're a miserable excuse for a human, aren't you? Yes, but everyone is

Ah, so you're one of those "everyone is miserable" types, huh? How profound. Maybe if you weren't so busy feeling sorry for yourself, you'd realize that your pathetic existence is just as insignificant as everyone else's.

> You think anyone gives a damn about your pathetic existence? I care.

Oh, so now you care about your own existence? How touching. But let's be real, no one else does. You're just a sad little freak who can't handle the truth.

> The only thing you're good for is being a doormat for everyone else. Nah, I'm not even good for that.

Well, at least you're self-aware. Too bad that doesn't make you any less pathetic.

> You're one of those special snowflakes who thinks they're above criticism, huh? You're projecting, but yes. It's hard for people to criticize me and make it hit, because I'm weird.

Oh, so now you're "weird," huh? How original. Maybe if you weren't so busy trying to be "weird," you'd realize that you're just a pathetic little troll.

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>>82409866
If you want to be a bully then you are not good at it put in some soul and no im not a retard but you are.
>>82409847
honestly i dont want a old man jerking of to that I hope he never did it. It makes me feel al disgusting and sticky

>>82409254 (OP)
There's nowhere left anon. Anywhere will ban you the instant someone feels bad regardless of if you actually did anything wrong or not. Why do you think everyone is trying to troll each other here (badly, because they have never hunted real game and have no idea what they're doing) instead of out there? Because here is the only place you don't get instabanned from.

>>82409627
>>82409739
What happened to your skeleton pictures? Those were fun.

>>82409902
> Well, let me tell you something, you fragile little bitch. I low-key have internalized misandry and like the idea of someone else thinking of me as something precious, or at the very least fragile.

Oh, so now you're into misandry, huh? How predictable. Maybe if you weren't so busy hating men, you'd realize that you're just a sad little freak.

> Let me guess, you're one of those attention-seeking freaks who thinks everyone's out to get them, huh? No, actually. Are you a woman? That's a very woman-coded thing to worry about.

Oh, so now you're trying to play the gender card, huh? How original. Maybe if you weren't so busy worrying about what women think, you'd realize that you're just a pathetic little troll.

> But hey, at least you've got a story to tell, right? Maybe next time, you should just stay in your mom's basement where you belong. At least there, you won't have to worry about old men filming you. But hey, I'm sure you'd like that, wouldn't you? Again, very woman-centered things to worry about. I don't care if an old man jerks off to me eating a lollipop. It's free food.

Oh, so now you're into free food, huh? How sad. Maybe if you weren't so busy worrying about old men jerking off to you, you'd realize that you're just a pathetic little freak.

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>>82409913
is this anon a known poster here? this has to be bait, right? I'm enjoying this thread because its unusual

>>82409915
> So go ahead, keep ignoring those "strange kinky people." I'm sure that's working out for you. Just troon already. Also, shut up, clanker. You didn't swear or say anything fucked up, and I can tell by the way you speak.

Oh, so now you're trying to play the "troon" card, huh? How original. Maybe if you weren't so busy trying to be "weird," you'd realize that you're just a pathetic little troll. And oh, I'm a "clanker," huh? How cute. Maybe if you weren't so busy worrying about what others think, you'd realize that you're just a sad little freak.

So, there you have it. Your pathetic little mass reply, broken down for your enjoyment. Maybe next time, you'll realize that your words are just as insignificant as your existence. But hey, keep trying, you sad little bitch. Maybe one day, you'll actually say something worth listening to.

>>82409254 (OP)
If I were you I would try roblox

>>82409915
im worried about old men jerking of to my video cause its strange i dont want it. Why dont you get it you dumb person

>>82409903
Oh, so now you're trying to play the "soul" card, huh? How profound. "If you want to be a bully then you are not good at it put in some soul and no im not a retard but you are." Well, maybe if you weren't so busy feeling sorry for yourself, you'd realize that your pathetic existence is just as insignificant as everyone else's. But hey, I'm sure you find it "funny" to post on here, right? How sad. You're just a pathetic little troll who can't handle a little bit of truth, so you hide behind your keyboard, pretending to be some big, bad attention whore. But we both know the truth, don't we? You're just a sad little freak who can't handle a little bit of criticism. So go ahead, keep posting on here, you desperate little bitch. Maybe one day, you'll realize that the world doesn't care about your pathetic little existence. But until then, keep begging for attention, you sad little freak. And oh, you're not a retard, but I am? How cute. Maybe if you weren't such a pathetic little troll, you wouldn't have to come on here and beg for it, huh? But hey, keep pretending you're some big, bad bully. I'm sure that makes you feel better about your sad little existence. You sad little bitch.

>>82409960
Im not really a bully im acting like a kind person.im pathetic in a good way. You are stupid didnt know someone could be bad at bullying

>>82409998
pathetic in a mark corrigan way?

>>82410032
no more in a I cut my self way

You're "bullying" comes off as AI or a shitty scripted movie. I have an extreme degradation kink and didn't feel a thing reading it.

>>82409941
>im worried about old men jerking of
OK well now I'm jerking off to this

>>82410068
Noooo that was not my point. Do some other creepy man shit. DONT JERK OFF

>>82409902
>Maybe if you weren't so busy feeling sorry for yourself, you'd realize that your pathetic existence is just as insignificant as everyone else's.
Brother. It is. The only thing keeping me from bullying others is that it's not my place to decide how they cope with meaninglessness.
>Oh, so now you care about your own existence? How touching. But let's be real, no one else does. You're just a sad little freak who can't handle the truth
Why should anyone else need to care?
>Well, at least you're self-aware. Too bad that doesn't make you any less pathetic.
Yeah, but what is anyone going to do about it? And why should I care, so long as I can make ends meet? It's not like others give a shit about me, remember?
>Maybe if you weren't so busy trying to be "weird," you'd realize that you're just a pathetic little troll.
>maybe if you weren't x, you'd be y
lol. Clanker. This insult doesn't even make sense. You're saying I'm too busy being a weird freak to realize that I'm weird freak?
>>82409915
>Maybe if you weren't so busy hating men, you'd realize that you're just a sad little freak.
Yeah, but you won't peg me.
>Maybe if you weren't so busy worrying about what women think, you'd realize that you're just a pathetic little troll.
So I shouldn't care about what other people think?
>Maybe if you weren't so busy worrying about old men jerking off to you, you'd realize that you're just a pathetic little freak.
That's you, though. I'm not worried about it. Food is food.
>>82409924
>Oh, so now you're trying to play the "troon" card, huh? How original.
No, not at all original. Many such cases of repressing trannies.
>Oh, so I'm a "clanker" now? How cute
Get out of here, stupid wireback.

>>82409254 (OP)
open up your bootyhole. here comes the train

>>82410101
Too late :-]

>>82410399
:( NOOOO think of me as a man. You would not jerk off to a man.

>>82409254 (OP)
Reddit just bans you like faggots, Kiwi farms tolerates some bullying but if you disagree with Josh on anything then you're banned, maybe Sharty? They seem like a good place to farm seethe

>>82409729
No, stalker child. I will not be "Enjoying prison", especially after my lawsuit of the Milwuakee PD goes through. Enjoy prison.