Thread 82423790

Im a online whore, however i offer meetups but its rare for anyone to buy the meetups and i never really thought anyone would. I priced it as $200 a hour with a condom and $400 a hour without, not really thinking about price. Someone actually bought a no condom meet for $1200 and now im panicking. He even showed me the plane ticket, I am kind of freaking out right now. Ive scissored maybe women in my life time but never took a dick before. Its literately so much cheaper to just do it with a condom why literally why

>>82423790 (OP)
Didn't read. If you own a toaster and a bathtub, you know what to do.

>>82423790 (OP)
just cancel

>>82423790 (OP)
Don't be a whore in the future. He already knows where you live, so it's too late now

>>82423790 (OP)
fucking with a condom on feels like humping a tupperware

>>82423790 (OP)
bizarre bait anon

>>82423790 (OP)
> have enough time to tell him you are sick or something, just returning the money and cancelling
> you are so fucking retarded that you let it happen anyway

Thank god this is b8, I hate feeling empathy for whores

>>82423818
i really need the money desu..

>>82423790 (OP)
Hey I remember this one, it had something to do with making beds . . . then needing to lay in them
Just cancel though genuinely, you can move on from being an online whore, but once your first time is you whoring yourself out for less than a weeks wages, there is no moving on, that's part of you at that point.

>>82423790 (OP)
You can still try and refuse him, though I would hope you'd refund him. If you don't, see if you can get him tested for STDs and use contraceptives, if this wasn't obvious.
Then just remove the no condom option :).
I hope you're time with him isn't too bad, femanon (assuming this is real).
To answer the subject, sex probably feels worse with a condom than without. I wouldn't know though.

End your life, worthless prostitute

>>82423790 (OP)
Because condoms suck obviously. Why even give the option if you don't want to do it? And lol at losing your virginity to someone that bought you. I was going to say something about how ridiculous American whore prices are when you can get quality girls in other countries for as little as $15. But I guess a virgin is worth more. Also you and the guy should both come with std tests but since you are retarded and already well on the path of ruining your life, I guess it doesn't really matter. Ganbare

>>82423790 (OP)
>why do men want sex to feel good?
This better be fucking bait

>>82423848
there is no possible world in which something like this happens

>>82423790 (OP)
Disgusting whore. I hope you tell all your future bfs about this.

>>82423904
assuming that there would be guys interested in a shut in retard bot, that is very faltering thank you anon

>>82423790 (OP)
larping tranny can you find something better to do

>>82423949
yeah, pretty much everyone here
fuck you whore

>>82423949
Shut-in neet women are the highest status women there are. You could easily pull a decent-looking nerd earning 6 figures if you weren't such a neuroric retard.
Source: my wife is a shut-in neet and I love her so much.

I hope he gives you AIDS and you kill yourself after :)

>>82423790 (OP)
what is this oscar wao shit, why do i share this board with nerds and prostitutes

>>82423790 (OP)
$1200 for 3 hours of raw sex with a dick virgin isn't even that much

>>82424026
anon... are you not a nerd?

>>82424074
>>82423949
>>82423848
>>82423790 (OP)

Ass size? Are you at least 45 inches?

>>82424072
I KNOW, I hate myself so much, if i knew someone was actually willing i would've did at least $1200 per hour, fucking hell..

>>82424093
> at least 45 inches

>>82424096
there are plenty of women who auction their first time to russian oligarchs and sheikhs and they get 6 digits for it
$1200/hr is a normal price for a high end whore
someone is always willing
anyway lucky guy

>>82423790 (OP)
Do you do cuddles? I'm making a list of places to go before I blow my brains out and don't want to go to a whore who does GFE and smells like cigarettes. KHHV.

>>82424109
Is that a no? If you're under 45" then that guy paying 1200$ is a desperate loser.

>>82424096
Where do you live? I'll pay more than that.

>>82424096
>>82424129

stupid whore. Wont even answer my question. Just wants positive attention like every other whore. Just answer the fucking question you ugly worthless cunt.

>>82424096
Alright whatever you attention seeking retard. Go fuck yourself, idiot.

>>82423790 (OP)
You know the condom might break and youre fucked for life right? For women if you get warts youre fucked fucked since you cant tape it and shit. I mean idk if theres medication but still you are absolutely insane.

>>82424216
anon.. a body like that can only exist if they were a bloated whale, made of plastic, or they were the lower race
so no nigger chaser

>>82424245
Thank you for the attention desu, i will be a better whore

>>82424263
>>82424126
Hello, I am offering you thousands of dollars to cuddle before I blow my brains out. Do you have a contact method you prefer? Email/Protonmail, Discord?

>>82423848
You needed to settle down with someone who loved you or to not be a leech. You wouldn't connect with others and probably cut off many people who loved you. You also didn't want to take responsibility for your life either to afford your goofy ass radical independance. This is the price.

>>82424280
sorry anon, i think im just going to take this one and then take a really long break from whoring around.. even if the money is good desu

>>82424332
Sounds like you're roleplaying, you "really need the money" yet you won't even cuddle some loser who's not even asking for sex?

>>82423949
you could make $1200+ a month just by camming on chaturbate, u already called yourself an online whore just do that instead

>>82424355
believe what you want desu
but this experience has taught me that online is enough for me. Money is good online but not as good as getting a easy-ish 1200, even if at such huge risk fuckfuckfcukkkdammit
so im going full online after this

Where can I pay a fembot to let me fuck her?

>>82424371
thank you for idea anon, chu

>>82424500
It just means I have to do the leg work on tryst and similar and find some whore who doesn't smell of cigarettes, it's not like you would be special even if this wasn't a retarded roleplay. Good luck your fantasy, anon.

>>82423790 (OP)
Begone, vile temptress.

>>82424279
>>82424332
>>82424500
>>82424525

Kill yourself immediately. I hope that desperate loser gives you every STD known to mankind.

>>82424263
>45 inch ass
>A body like that.

I didn't describe a body, just an ass size. You really are an idiot.

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>>82423790 (OP)
>would rather be a whore than my gf

>>82424815
Theres no money in being your gf. Do you know anything about women?

>>82425031
I have a house and cash to spend on a gf, but true i wont just give her much cash at all

>>82425031
Nta, just >>82424008 again chiming in to say my wife gets $5k direct deposit per month out of my paycheck and I send her money all the time. She just got into Pokemon cards and I bought her thousands of dollars in cards for her birthday. But you'd rather be a bad whore and a worse pimp than show loyalty to a man. Okay this bait is actually pretty fun OP.

>>82423790 (OP)
>Im a online whore
>never took a dick before
why are women like this

>>82423790 (OP)
raw sex just feel good on the penis, also why do you do meetups, cant u just be an onlyfans solo content maker or something

>>82423790 (OP)
How can i go about procuring a plap session?

>>82425217
Nice larp. Everyone on this site claims to make 200k but it's statistically impossible that hundreds of 4chan users all make 200k a year.

(oh yeah and they all claim it's piss easy work from home show up and do nothing too).

>>82423790 (OP)
I know you're not going to listen but you need to cancel so that retard can get his money back
You clearly dont want to do this the guilt is not worth the money you'd get from it
Stick to selling feet pics

>>82425491
I made $500k last year and it's not easy, I'm just really good at it. Certainly not everyone is telling the truth, but do you really think there are no millenial software engineers on 4chan? I'm not larping being a high-income nerd with an aspie neetwife, I'm bragging.

>>82423790 (OP)
I'll offer $1201. But this will be for unlimited plaps until you're pregnant.

>>82425856
you want unlimited plaps you gotta earn them, gotta impress her during the meetup.

>>82423790 (OP)
What would you charge for 2 hours of partially-clothed non-penetrative sex (mutual genital grinding), sleeping together for the night, and then 2 more hours in the morning?

>I'm a whore
>someone offered me money to fuck
>WTF WHY
lol

>>82423848
You'll need the money more if you get pregnant.
>I'll tell him to pull out!
Okay. Ahem. "Oops".

>>82423949
I would be, unironically.
I don't think we'll ever meet outside this thread, but I hope for your sake that you cancel.
Why do you need the money?

>>82424096
1200 for 3 hours or 1 hour isn't really all that different. Regardless of the time spent you're going to spend the rest of the day in a numb shock going "...did I really just do that?"

>>82426060
> spend the rest of the day in a numb shock going "...did I really just do that?"
for 1200 this is acceptable

>>82425916
I earned $1201 so I can get my plaps.

>>82423790 (OP)
you are extremely retarded
>cancel the meetup first thing regardless of whether you have the money
>refund the money (if you have it)

this is what you need to do immediately, from there you can figure out what else you're going to do with your life

>>82426101
>>82423790 (OP)
Also the guy might even be understanding, especially if he's some shlub loser. If you can't refund him immediately then explain to him the situation and pay him back as soon as you can. Play the victim card, tell him you're a dumb retard girl who didn't know what she was getting into etc.

>>82423790 (OP)
>Im a online whore
Neck yourself. Ok, not really. But you should feel bad. You're a terrible person, and while you'll never be able to fix your past wrongdoings, you could at the very least stop!

>>82423790 (OP)
Disgusting whore. No doubt your a white bitch.

>>82423790 (OP)
I wpuldnt even do it 4 free with a condom,it literally doesng feel like anything unless Im super horny and the situation is sexy enough

women live in a different dimension
imagine you, yes you, the man reading this, gets offered a thousand dollars to have an unattractive woman jump on your virgin dick raw for a few minutes/hours

How can any self-respecting man not hate subhuman foids?

>>82423790 (OP)
Dumb whore roastie, just take birth control.

Can someone explain to me how this board can simultaneously be filled with 200IQ geniuses and obvious bait posts with 100s of replies?

>>82426741
the 200iq nerds know better, so that leaves you and me

Men are filthy and disgusting, they aren't people like us. They will fuck animals, objects, anything. They don't care about their health, your health, anybody. Just cumming. You're a whore why don't you get that LOL

>>82423790 (OP)
Cancel it. Then seek out a husband.

>>82426741
the 300IQ anons know it's bait but reply earnestly anyway.

It takes me forever to cum with no condom, the times a woman has requested I wear one I presabotaged it with oil and a needle

>>82426741
People don't care it's bait, they're bored and lonely.

>>82428601

this, we know

>>82423790 (OP)
you do meetups, where? i'm trying to lose my vcard desu

>>82428601
I like just picking apart their LARP as if I am an earnest loser. I'll come up with intricate backstories and my goal is to make them look stupid in two posts or less.