Thread 82460430

Post about times you embarrassed yourself in front of your crush!

>>82460430 (OP)
Every time I talk I am humiliated. I always say some tard shit.

>>82460430 (OP)
Truecel trait - never had a crush

>>82460430 (OP)
>Crush
I haven't had a crush since high school, anon
and I don't remember anything from high school

>>82460463
how hecking old are you anon

>>82460478
27
I was just depressed is all
Depression does that to you, kills off your memories I mean

>>82460430 (OP)
>middle school walking behind her and accidentally step on her shoe
>she confronts me and im autistic so i whisper sorry and do a little spin and take a step back right into the kid behind me
>high school i choose a locker far away from everyone and she ends up picking one right next to mine
>always smiles at me and I cant take a hint so I just autistic smile back
>used to sit in front of me and throw her hair back and it would drape over my laptop screen and she would turn around and give me a smug face
>when i sat alone at lunch she would invite me to her lunch table (popular girls) and they all put up with me
>hugged me and wished me good luck at graduation

to this day i have never seen someone with a cuter face. she was my crush all throughout high school but lately when i think back its less romantic and more of wow she was an incredible person. im glad i got to know her and even if it would have made a great romance story i wouldnt change a thing. some women are evil but not all are

yes im KHHV truecel but im tall skinny with fem face and good hair so girls have always been chill with me, maybe its more comfort than romance though

>>82460430 (OP)
>When i was 15 I was having a crush on my best friend,
>one night we were laying on her bed
>I'm hugging her
>We were really close friends she used to love bite me and we'd do lots of shit together, and i thought she was into me she was sending signs for a while so i finally was working my courage
>She's on her phone
>I pop the question do you want to start dating?
> She says I'm not sure annon it's not about you, you'd be a great boyfriend i just don't know if I'm ready for a relationship
>Wtf why
> I ask her to give me a chance and we'll see how it goes
>No
>Try to convince her for a while and leave her house
>Friendship immediately ruined
>Ffw 2 or 3 weeks she's announcing her relationship with another dude on Instagram,
>Welp she just lied about not wanting a relationship
>Guess I'll never know why she didn't want me

I haven't really had a lot of crushes after this, the way i tried asking why not and to convice her to at least try gives me random cringe attacks till this day all these years later.

>>82460430 (OP)
existing around people is embarassing for me.

>>82460795
Jeez working up the courage, getting rejected, losing the friendship AND seeing her date someone else shortly afterwards. That's ruff, at least you had the courage to ask her out. Any follow up between you and her or you and other girls since?

>>82460430 (OP)
I burst into tears when she decided we shouldn't see each other after having lead me on.

I'm always embarrassed around my crush. She always warns me that shes not a smart choice for a myriad of reasons.... but I love her anyway.

I think she got the ick when I cried during her suicide attempt

>>82461001
She invited me to her birthday/Helloween party (I think it was after the incident I think) and we didn't really talk also I didn't know anyone so i left kinda early, anyways from the last time i stalked her socials I've seen she has a better life than me and she got a little bit uglier.
I also had a crush on an aroace girl later so i didn't even try making a move, she Ghosted me for no reason after going to a concert with me (i think we both had fu )and I randomly met her years later and she has a girlfriend now.
And i think my last crush was on a friend but i lost interest idk why

After that i met my first girlfriend who was a bpdemon and really hurt me when i was almost 18

After breaking up with her i almost started dating a 15yo when i was 18 but i passed because i thought she was sweet and didn't deserve to be ruined by some old guy like me, and she was obese turns out she was a slut who just went after older dudes and made out with my 19yo best friend at the time a couple of weeks before hitting on me.

My bpd evil ex came back to me and broke up with me for no real reason.

Some random underaged girls tried flirting with me and sexually harassing me on a buss and ofc i didn't date the one who was interested

I got adviced to used dating apps by almost everyone in my life, got ghosted a bunch there.
Then i met one goth cutie
Went on 2 dates with her
After the second date she said she can't wait to meet me again and ghosted me for no apparent reason.

This pretty much sums my whole dating life, I'm still a virgin but maybe one day some girl could make me happy, oh and i also got sexually harassed by a faggot once

>>82460795
this sounds REAL close to something I went through kind of...
would be wild if you just decided to troll me by mirror-reflecting that experience onto me

haha
ha....

>>82461286
Please share your story annon maybe we're lost brothers

>>82460430 (OP)
I made a joke about my dick being small in front of her. It is just an average dick though. I have chronic self-esteem issues and put myself down all the time. She was not impressed.

>>82461333
lol tell us the joke and her reaction

does the women in this photo have a penis

>>82460430 (OP)
that's a long list. we ended up dating anyway. but she dropped me after realizing I'm mentally ill

>>82461349
i hope so

>>82461324
>have crush on best friend since 15
>fast forward to 18, we met up in person
>plays out exactly like your story
>except: had sex a couple of times
>except: instead of instagram it's discord
>there were valid reasons for my not being picked though, far from a mystery

>>82461347
It was middle school, a looong time ago. Somehow I or someone else made a comment on my dick or something (you know how middle school talks are). It was not even insulting it's size. For some reason I said "not much to see there!" She said "oh wow that is full of self confidence". I was pwnd and now I am a near 30 year old virgin (if it were not for whores) who never had a gf The end.

>>82461434
wow one joke is all it took ti reach wizardhood

>>82461911
In addition to my shit personality anon, just in addition to that.

>>82461955
>Nesa 2.jpg
Post Nesa 1