Thread 82487214

We all coom right, so what do you guys cum into when you're done?

I cum into a tissue that's tucked into my pants. I lazily masturbate using a message gun. I've gotten horny to the smell of these used tissues desu.

Now, look at how awesome my wife is.

>>82487214 (OP)
My hand and I kind of angle it so it gets onto my belly, then I wipe with a tissue and wash my hands or skip the tissue and have a hot shower. FWIW I think I may have a narrow urethra so it doesn't shoot very strongly or far, a lot of it tends to just dribble out

>>82487214 (OP)
lay a towel across my stomach then roll it up and stuff it under the bed

>>82487289
Please describe how stinky the towel is in it's current state.

>>82487214 (OP)
Three sheets of toilet paper

>>82487214 (OP)
I pinch the tip of my foreskin remnant (ten years plus of foreskin restoration) and cum inside of that then hold it as I go to the bathroom sink and wash my dick off then piss in the sink. I recommend if you are mutilated to aquire a dick skin stretching device and aquire this power as well. If you are intact then god bless. Remember. Sinkpissing and cumming is objectively better than using a toilet. Only women will tell you otherwise because of penis envy.

How often do you guys coom and how old are you?

I'm bored and really horny...
Can you guys post lewd bitches so that I can get off here right now?
Somehow I've jerked off today 3 times some very big loads and my room reeks.

>>82487299
smells like playdoh currently
post more dominant anime girls and it'll smell like chlorine again

>>82487329
28 and coom most days but rarely go for multiple busts unless I'm backed up.

>>82487329
Hormonal foid hands typed this.

>>82487344
Wym backed up? Was it different before?
>>82487348
Shuttup i am male like the rest of you

>>82487342
>smells like playdoh currently
Fascinating. How often do you wash it?

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>>82487385
>How often do you wash it?
when it's crusted solid i just get a new one

>>82487409
Pardon me if this is too freaky, but I think you should start fucking the towel. Like, if the cum is still wet and whatnot.

>>82487214 (OP)
tp napkin smth i can throw away. it does feel better to say fuck it and cum everywhere

>>82487214 (OP)
my own mouth uwu

>>82487214 (OP)
I usually sit on the toilet and coom into the toilet and then flush it down. Ez pz no mess

The old fashioned way. I ejaculate into my plain old hand.

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wow really

>>82487447
nah that's kinda gross if its still wet

>>82487214 (OP)
in his mom >>82487467

Typically in a paper towel. I cum a fair amount and it tends to bleed through tp or flow out and splatter on the floor.

>>82487461
>I usually sit on the toilet and coom into the toilet and then flush it down.
I'm struggling to find the words to describe why, but I find ejaculating into the toilet to be very exciting.

>>82487480
Maybe. You should give it a try and report back to me in great detail.

>>82487497
it feels gross and kills boner

>>82487503
>it feels gross and kills boner
I don't know about that. But thank you for spending time chatting with me.

>>82487497
>but I find ejaculating into the toilet to be very exciting.
It was never particularly exciting to me. It just became the habit because, hey, when you're a horny teenage boy living at home, one of the few places you can have true uninterrupted privacy (hopefully) is when you're sitting in the toilet. So that became the spot. Even living with a girlfriend/wife this is often true, unless she's just cool with you jerking off next to her in bed or something.
Why do you think you find it exciting?

>>82487329
27, I typically go twice a day but can easily do more if I have the time or haven't already been mentally drained.

>>82487214 (OP)
>what do you guys cum into when you're done?
paper plates that I used to eat a meal with before, ill usually throw some paper towels ontop to suck up the cum
>>82487329
>How often do you guys coom and how old are you?
Once every two to three days, im 26

>>82487214 (OP)
>We all coom right, so what do you guys cum into when you're done?
I can't make myself cum. I just have occasional wet dreams.

>>82487214 (OP)
Tissue that gets thrown into toilet
Also fucking 4chanx reset my filters what the fuck

>>82487329
27 and between 1 to 3 times a day