Thread 82487551

How confident are you that you could fight and win and possibly kill the average person unarmed if you ever had to?

>>82487551 (OP)
>confident
>>82487551 (OP)
>person

Ive never thrown a punch in my life and im unironically afraid to. I need to take a martial art bad

>>82487551 (OP)
pretty confident i could kill the average person if we were both unarmed.
Knowing this i would never start a fight or fight fair

>>82487569
What makes you so confident? Are you strong?

My only chance would be autism rage

>>82487551 (OP)
it really depends on which combatant is the first to figure out that it's a fight to the death.
even then, any old accident could happen prior that ends the fight in an instant.
In short- unless I'm laughably outclassed in terms of skill, size, or physicality, I'd say I've got a 50/50 chance.

>>82487551 (OP)
I am pretty average maybe even slightly below average but I would say near 50/50

>>82487551 (OP)
The average person is a fat retard. I've fought people who were bigger than me and won.

>>82487578
yeah i'd say i'm stronger than the average individual and i have more stamina, reflexes etc
im also more mentally prepared to fight someone either to the death or some kind of win.

>>82487616
>I've fought people who were bigger than me and won.
Story?

>>82487551 (OP)
Normal people dont go for the throat, eyes, balls and tits right away in any given situation, who goes first wins, simple as that to win almost any fight, no one expects a punch straight in the neck

>>82487551 (OP)
I would get done in pretty easily unless they were physically weaker than me. If it's to the death and we're both unarmed I think I could probably hurt them a little bit but I'm 95% sure I lose either way lol I'm more on the flight end of the spectrum of fight or flight

>>82487551 (OP)
How come in any thread like this it suddenly seems like /r9k/ is full of badass ass-kickers? Like this larper >>82487623, I'm waiting for him to tell us how he's an ex-Navy Seal with over three-hundred confirmed kills.

>>82487979
Dudes just want to seem cool on the internet lol it's like how everyone suddenly has a 8 inch penis whenever the topic is brought up

well, it depends on what you mean by the average person. most people are fat and out of shape. i could kill most people but that doesnt mean anything to me. i want to be truly strong

99%.

I'm not only physically fit and strong (500lbs deadlift), I've been training and competing in martial arts (kickboxing, boxing, submission wrestling, no-gi bjj) for 15 years, worked in private security and currently as a correctional officer in maximum security prison, where scuffles happen every week.

>>82488068
Kek. The larp is insane

>>82487551 (OP)
I don't want to hurt anybody. And more importantly I don't want to get hurt.

Man that's fucked up I really hope they aren't thinking that. Maybe I should buy a whoopie choushin or something maybe throw them on that when they get me in a headlock. I don't want to make it a gimmick to do that all the time. I'd rather talk to them or something. I mean a whoopie coushin if strategically placed could be really fucking funny although they'll probably find it unfunny. Where does a person even get a whoopie chousin these days?

>>82488091
Every word of that is true.

>>82487551 (OP)
if this a a year ago extremely confident. this year I'm a bit more out of Shape but given a few months I'm sure I could rag down majority of humans on this planet.