Thread 82510920

for those who've lost their virginity to 3D women.
*Slow rendition of Another One Bites The Dust begins playing*

Princess Vina walks dooown the street... her cape hangs way down looow.
Ain't no sooound but the sound of her boots... magic spells... ready to go.

Gosh I wish I had a place where it was just clones of myself, I'd laugh so hard. Nothing on 4chan has ever made me laugh I think. Unless it's unintentional cringe like that perfume account. 4chan normies don't even KNOW how embarrassing sad and hilarious they are.

>>82510920 (OP)
No fucking kidding. I did it and it was not worth it.

Don't be so quick to throw your virginity away, anons. Some people are evil and only use you until you're no longer fun and novel for them.

>>82511045
I was sort of just joking you know. I don't think you should feel bad or anything about it. Even though you're used goods, if I was gay I'd still kiss.
Maybe. even on the mouth. So, let that be an encouragement to you.

>>82511061
>if I was gay I'd still kiss.
>Maybe. even on the mouth
Gotta kiss the homies good night. The ones that care use tongue.

I'm just bitter that I threw away five years of my life and now no (good) woman wants me because I'm used goods. It's extra frustrating because I have my shit together apart from having a kid with a woman I hate.

I want everyone to read this post >>82511076 These are the kinds of replies I want in my threads. Maybe then I wouldn't leave such bad reviews of this board!
You can all learn a thing or two from him. You're all squares.

>>82510920 (OP)
male virginity is a meme that doesn't really exist because there's no hymen involved

>>82511143
Women don't have hymens either anymore because they're forced into physical activities in school now and it breaks then. I don't know how long this "women should just be raised as men" culture will continue.

>>82511082
Appreciate you Anon. I troll this place a lot so you'll definitely see me around.

>>82511156
That's what they tell us anyway. Sounds like an excuse to me.