Thread 82551245

if i could press a button and be an attractive passing tranny for a week i would. would get dicked down by dudes and be super gay and submissive. im straight btw

>>82551245 (OP)
this except there's no button and i have the opportunity to be a cute twink right now but i'm too scared to get dicked down for real even tho i do nothing but crave it all day every day. i'm straight too btw

>>82551245 (OP)
I'd do the same if it was 5 years. I'd even do it for a decade, but that's my hard limit.

>>82551245 (OP)
>>82551784
Uh huh and if it was for a lifetime I wouldn't think twice. :(

Granted, but the AIDS stays with you when you change back

>>82551791
But I wouldn't go and be super gay and submissive all of a sudden. I'd still be me. Just with a better body.
>>82551800
What if anti-HIV medication and regular exams come packaged with your tranny button?

>>82551693
Start by finding a nice guy to suck. If you really want to be comfortable with him beforehand consider actually dating a guy for a while with the intent to be fucked by him. You can even be open about it, say you want to hook up but you want to hang out a couple of times before letting him pound you, most guys would understand.

>>82551245 (OP)
If I had a dick in front of me I'd suck it.
I'm straight btw.

>>82551812
nta but my shit genes are gatekeeping me from being gay, no one wants a troglodyte sucking their dick

>>82551824
If a nigger raped my ass I would probably like it.
I'm straight btw.

>>82551245 (OP)
what the fuck is the point of being a girl with a penis if you don't even use it to have sex with women.
you're a fucking retard OP. kill yourself.

>>82551854
based and true
That's the whole point of being an IRL futa

>>82551854
>>82551864
What about futa on male?

>>82551854
futa on futa, giving and receiving, is the peak of humanity

>>82551873
>>82551883
that's just gay sex with fake tits. you're just a weird (and annoying) gay guy.

>>82551245 (OP)
Same. I wanna be an attractive passing tranny so badly. Sadly, I'm 33. already getting grey hairs. Kinda wide build with broad shoulders. Just accepted I'm too late. If I was 14 now, I'd 100% be ordered estrogen from the internet and using test blockers. Born too fucking late to experience being a tranny

>>82551854
getting ur prostate fucked and being a hot gay soft male is different from being a woman with a vagina

>>82551883
You may not like it, but this is what peak human performance looks like.
>>82551873
If he's cute, sure.
>>82551913
Nevermind the fake tits, I don't even like tits. How about just as an extension of liking cute things? Cute people?
>>82551930
Preach.

>>82551913
with the magic of dna hybridization or automutagenesis or forced evolutionary virus, gay sex with real tits is possible

>>82551940
>Nevermind the fake tits, I don't even like tits. How about just as an extension of liking cute things? Cute people?
I don't find two men having sex cute.

>>82551930
Are you retarded? What do you think I was asking?

>>82551964
The male sex can, in fact, be very cute. Even without being female presenting. It's not black and white anon.

>>82552008
Seems like a matter of opinion.
I don't understand why you have to plaster big stupid tits on your gay sex though.

>>82551245 (OP)
Sometimes I wanna be a femboy then I remember I'm a biracial guy and that doesn't look as good

>>82552031
>I don't understand why you have to plaster big stupid tits on your gay sex though.
Me neither. I don't really like that. Flat is justice.
>>82552032
As if biracial women didn't exist. Please.

>>82552038
>Flat is justice.
So you are just a gay guy. What's the point of even looking at stupid futa shit

>>82552065
>So you are just a gay guy.
Maybe? I'm not really sure to be honest.
>What's the point of even looking at stupid futa shit
Because it's more feminized. Even otokonoko isn't quite the same as the bros being cute with each other.

>>82552078
Isn't most yaoi and BL just twinks fucking each other?
Every time I look for /ss/ on hentai sites, half of it is gay.

more is better. men are better with tits and ass, women are better with cock than pussy. simple as.

>>82551978
you are weirdly hostile. stop talking to me

>>82552096
The characters in BL tend to look more explicitly boyish as far as I know.

>>82552114
You are a genuine moron who doesn't know how to read. Die quickly you awful waste of space.

>>82552178
weird ass nigger. you were hostile from your original post. you have no social skills and negative charisma.

>>82551245 (OP)
i'd keep pressing the button every week god i wish i were a girl

>>82552198
>waaah you're mean!!!
At least I can fucking read, you dipshit ESL faggot.
Is this really what you're falling back on because you realized you responded to my initial post like a complete illiterate retard?

>>82552232
would actually smack the shit out of you irl

Cute trans girls hit me up, ey

>>82551245 (OP)
why cant i look like this and be a monogamous virgin waiting for marriage with a straight monogamous virgin cis woman why do things have to be so simple and dull

>>82552241
>say that to me irl bro
Wow you're seeming smarter by the second. Wipe those tears off your cheeks little guy, I'm starting to feel bad for bullying an emotional little sped like you.

>>82552032
Being biracial is better for femboys.