Thread 82555725

How did you end up weird? How weird did you end up?

Women should be stored like her, ngl.

>>82555725 (OP)
i was a pastor's kid and i pretty much couldnt do anything without permission (which i never got) and they didn't really spend time with me either so my entire childhood is just me discovering more and more of the internet. i knew about sex since i was three because they kept talking about it in sermons and my dad would tell me that it was evil and i should never think about it and to never ever go near boys except him. i was masturbating as a toddler and they used to spank me so much i would lose my voice from screaming and they would be like "you're too young to want this!" and try to exorcise the demons out of me by dunking me in the bathtub over and over again. my dad told me once i was probably going to hell no matter what he tried and he hated me for it. we had parental controls on everything so the only nsfw sites that weren't blocked were insane niche fetish sites. the first time i climaxed i was reading a story about a girl who signed up to be a sex slave but regretted it, they burned all the hair off of her body and made it never grow back and gave her a zillion piercings, cut out her tongue, and eventually put her in a box on life support and filled it up with cement with her still inside, while still feeding her liquid nutrients and semen and sucking out the waste, and there were hooks or something to torture her nipples from the outside, and her holes were stuffed with huge plugs that almost ripped her apart, and then when her owner got bored they filled her up with cement on the inside and buried the box.

i also read all of warrior cats so that might have been a bad influence idk

>>82556018
>pastor's kid
I have read the Bible and found all of the sexual loopholes.

Also that first climax is wild. I think it's funny that she regretted it and then got it way turned up.

How was Warrior Cats?

>>82556037
warrior cats was good. used to run around on all fours pretending. my catsona was named holyflower and i spread the good word so my favorite cats wouldnt go to hell. i got older and made another that was named charclaw and she would kill and eat other cats and wear their pelts because she didnt have any fur (she was a sphinx)

>>82556110
>charclaw and she would kill and eat other cats and wear their pelts because she didnt have any fur
That is hardcore. Did you know hairless cats are a recently developed breed? Only in the last 60 years.

I should get you a ball of yarn.

>>82556130
i didnt know. i thought they were old as egypt. like a sphinx. my lore...
nice of you to buy me toys

>>82556205
I have twice met people walking their cats on leashes. One the cat was super old so it must be really good for their health to walk that much.

>>82555725 (OP)
grew up asocial with no friends and ugly. abusive parents so you end up growing up on the internet and developing chronically online interests and using shitty forums to spew hatred because your life is miserable and dying takes too much effort

>>82556214
Walking is healthy in almost all cases.

>>82556224
No joke, you really need hugs and cuddles to be happy.

>>82555725 (OP)
I m pretty sure I was always weird.

>>82556214
when i take my cats out i put them in a little pack i wear on my front so they can see everything and i can pet them from the side.

>>82556230
please don't remind us we know

>>82556228
It's probably even more of a workout if it's quadrupedal.

>>82556245
Well, I'm one leg down as a human, where does that put me?

>>82556269
WHOA! How did that happen?

Also would would you rather be Hoppi or Skippi?

>>82556245
walking on all fours is maybe ten times the effort on your knees but if you keep on your toes and your knees parallel to the ground it's about equivalent to sprinting to run that way.

>>82555725 (OP)
It all began in my formative years when I stumbled upon a website called 4chan. At first it was a pleasant distraction feom my troubles. It was nice to be able to post without needing to sign up or have a user name and put up with the usual forum drama that comes from having an identity. But over the years the more I went there the more it went from a fun time to a full blown addiction. Instead of spending a half hour a day on 4chan i was gradually spending more and more time until I was on there for upwards of 6 hours a day every single day. It wasnt bad or really noticeable but in hindsight I realize that instead of actually living life I was sort of trapped in a digital purgatory as I became like the living dead. Alive but not actually doing anything that would traditionally be considered fully living in the world. I never got a girlfriend, and thus never married or had kids, I got a low paying low hours job that pays just enough to feed me and pay my bills. And when im not browsing 4chan on my phone at work I'm browsing it on my pc at home. On some level I know that it is too late for me.

>>82556018
>i also read all of warrior cats so that might have been a bad influence idk
How do I know this is entirely legit?
Did you use tumblr as well? I knew a girl exactly like you she was kinda my first crush, her name was Faith, fuck JW lol I spent a year with her in public school and she just...disappeared lol. Her parents apparently wouldn't let her read harry potter cause it was satanic, this was Grade 3 btw, I hope you're alright Faith lol, hope you didn't get CSAed.

>>82556238
>when i take my cats out i put them in a little pack i wear on my front so they can see everything and i can pet them from the side.
Cute!

>>82556018
I wish you were my wife

but you're probably a whore...

>>82556293
She's basically you since she figured out efficient locomotion.

>>82556301
i didnt get to read harry potter until i was seventeen. i used tumblr on my sister's account. im not named faith but i hope you and her are both doing well.

>>82556332
NTA, is your sister as weird as you?

>>82556345
This is >>>/r9k/
Origenamo. I meant to say this is a board.

>>82556332
I'm a bpdemon now but doing relatively okay lol, I have no idea about faith we used to play roblox and minecraft minigames together it was an innocent non sexual friendship but she disappeared after a year from Canada to America from what i hear, i bonded to her alot since I had just moved from Korea, I think her parents were Jehovah's Witnesses heard fucked things about them lol I hope she's okay, maybe one day ill hire a private detective to look for her

I hope you're doing alright anonie. Did you escape your parents, seems like you don't really like it anymore the religious wackoism.

Did you like drawing dragons? Faith was such a good artist, she loved drawing dragons I don't know what it was about then...gigantic reptilian creatures that soar high and burn away everything that it wishes. She birthed the spark in my brai.

Anyways thanks for reminding me about her, sending you and her my warm wishes and prayers.

>>82556308
that isnt a nice thing to say

>>82556345
we both have our demons. she was a quiet kid and became a very loud adult and lives a big life. i was a loud kid and i am a very quiet adult.

>>82556391
>i was a loud kid and i am a very quiet adult.
I want to pet you.

>>82556373
i still live with my mom. she has a new boyfriend and is distracted all the time. i used to draw sonic the hedgehog as an archangel of god fighting lucifer and his demons in the final battle of revelation.

>>82556412
Gotta go fast from to the final conflagration at Har Megiddo.

>>82556407
i would like that. my sister used to pet me to sleep after i had consequences.

>>82556450
I'll get you a ball of yarn and a scratching post too. As long as you climb on me at inconvenient times and stretch out.

>>82555725 (OP)
i grew up autistic so i guess i've always been a little offputting to my peers. i was a loud, annoying, ugly, greasy, chubby, impoverished girl. i didn't have my "own "clothes, just a few hand me downs past down from my brothers, so they all hung off my body awkwardly. my friends were all like me, which everyone in school hates so even being around us was enough to get you made fun of. i guess being bullied made me the socially anxious pervert i am today.
not that i'm anything out of the ordinary in terms of perversion. i spend my days roleplaying as my favorite characters getting fucked by my other favorite character with AI chat bots. i talk to chatGPT more than i talk to people. leaving the house is hard because all that middle school grief is difficult to overcome so i stay inside more often than not. i don't think my life is ruined y any means, but i didn't envision myself in this place as a kid

>>82556467
>socially anxious pervert
What is your perversion? Does it flow from your anxiety?

>>82556412
>she has a new boyfriend and is distracted all the time
what happened? I didn't expect that kind of family to break up, are you still faithful? Do you believe that sonic will be there by jesus's side against satan and his fallen angels? Also why are you so obsessed with hell?

>>82556467
>by my other favorite character
Who is it?

>>82556463
i take a hot bath two times a day because i need warm on my skin or i will get shivers and become depressed. you will need to run warm.

>>82556505
Your nude body against me, depending on weather, under a big fluffly blanket. That should help you stay warm.

>>82556484
please don't make me explain all the reasons they got divorced. i believe in God but i dont think he is my friend. i think he plays with me like i play with the sims. hell was a big deal.

>>82556520
that is warm. but you cant leave at all. and don't lift the blanket. at least a whole hour.

>>82556547
>i believe in God but i dont think he is my friend
do you believe god is non-benevolent? what makes you think that the shitty non-god you were taught was accurate? why would the creator of the universe and humanity create something like HELL? I think if you still believe you should go to a non-wacky christian denomenations, that was the whole point of the pharisees and why jesus hated them so much, fear mongering but empty coffins, jesus's message is about forgiveness not fear im pretty sure your parents were just hopelessly misled, hope you can find serenity with or without god, this world isn't such a bad place, i promise.

>>82556474
>Does it flow from your anxiety?
i'm not sure what you mean by this, but i'm a porn and hentai addict. i like gay porn the most. the porn-induced social anxiety stems from being unable to stop staring at people and imagining them in pornographic situations -- despite how much i don't want to do that. i'm paranoid by the thought that people know that i'm a pervert, and i feel like i'm molesting a person by just looking at them.

>>82556491
my favorite character is batman right now :) i've been rewatching the robert pattinson batman movie a lot recently. my ai chat bot excursions usually feature bruce wayne being raped by a character i'm roleplaying as lol

>>82556570
Very porn brained. You must ogle a lot of chicks then.

>>82556570
>rewatching the robert pattinson batman movie
That was a pretty good one, I usually hate capeshit but I enjoyed it. I have a soft spot for batman though cuz I watched that batman 2000 or whatever so much as a kid. Are the chat bots really fulfilling to RP with? I've never tried it.

>>82556566
im not smart enough to know.

>>82555725 (OP)
born to drug users, who seperated when i was 2, my dad was spiritually a tranny and had the incel mindset. wanted me to be a boy, wasnt allowed to wear girls clothing around him after i started puberty, couldnt even breathe with my chest around him. blamed me for the fact he couldn't have sex and that i ruined his life, but my mother was still his first. would bring me to junkie parties and leave me in random rooms with an android ipad thing so it was a wonder i wasnt molested

mother is a retard who let herself be abused by men and i had to watch all my life. she lets these ugly obese bald men cheat on her and hit her while she provides for everything. probably why i let my 3 internet exes cheat on me and id beg for them back

i got my first phone, a flip phone, at 4, my first android ipad at 5 and my first smartphone at 6. ive been on the internet my entire life. i first heard about 4chan at 9, but i started using it at 11 years old

got bullied all thoughout high school (starts at 12 here) and my "friends" treated me like a dog. maybe cause they were gorgeous and i was a morbidly obese hairy autist. fuck knows. i dropped out at 15, technically. year 10

theres a lot more but this is enough

>>82556563
Okay. Deal.

Are there any deal breakers for you before I keep you as my cuddly cat girl forever?

>>82556604
Do you have any dysphoria from your dad?

Would you like a bald e-bf who collects other women?

>>82556377
Well I'm probably right, aren't I? I don't want filthy seconds, or thirds, or whatever else. I want love, love with a broken girl who'd accept me and let me be clingy, who'd heal me. But whores only want chad, only want sex, and only want to be subservient to them, everyone else is a bug-eyed subhuman demon to them.

>>82556612
i also need things to chew on or i will bite my fingers down.

>>82556629
So if I provide: yarn, scratching posts, cuddles (1 hour long), and something to gnaw on, you're good?

Is there anything else you need from me?

>>82556627
are you mister 'i resent you'

>>82556640
i think that sounds like a cozy den.

>>82556648
I'm mister 'the person you originally replied to', not sure who else I'd be.

>>82556600
>im not smart enough to know.
Perhaps. I hope you get proven wrong, just make sure if you receive a sign...you don't blink. Maybe try and listen to the voice that says you aren't worthless, you are exalted, you are wanted and divine and you don't deserve to be eaten by worms...at least not yet. It's not your time.

Not that you asked, I don't know if god is real but I believe this plane is a place of learning, we might have to come back here if we don't get it but in the end of the "process" we emerge ready for the next phase. I don't believe in hell...but then again what do I know, I'm not god nor am I really "christian" either

>>82556661
okay. i hope you find what you want. i am not really sure what i want. everything is scary and seems too risky. i like thinking about things and pretending but i never do anything.

>>82556656
If you would like to discuss den arrangements further, let me know.

>>82556621
a little. i think about how i shouldve been born a man a lot

and no thanks id rather avoid that and have an actually nice future husband now if possible

>>82556925
While I'm sad you declined, it sounds healthier.

>>82556018
American Christians are weird.
Everywhere else you wouldn't even tell your kids what sex was until like age 7 or 8.
>>82556037
>sexual loopholes.
Which are?

>>82556627
one of the most cringe posts on this entire site
bro cockblocked himself baka

>>82556978
>sexual loopholes
The biggest one is that if you read closely you realize that adultery very specifically refers to a married woman cheating or fucking someone else's wife. So if you are a man you can fuck any single woman you want. Of course you have multiple wives or concubines.

Male homosexuality is explicitly banned, but there is no concomitant restriction on female homosexuality.

That's all Old Testament. New Testament is as restrictive or as non-restrictive as you want.

>>82556721
I'll also daydream but I'm innocent and meek so I'm allowed to, not you thoughbeit
>>82557002
???
How did I cockblock myself on 4chan when she responded with a short sentence, nothing cringe about it too.

>>82556767
if i do am i making a contract? i worry implied promises i dont notice.

>>82557021
>adultery
fornication is still a sin

>>82557053
No contract. If you want out you are free to leave.

>>82557064
Proverbs 6:26 takes a nuanced view I would say.

>>82557072
i would talk a little more.

>>82557116
Very well, anonette.