Thread 82560751

British lads.. how is it possible to be an incel in the UK?

>>82560751 (OP)
Not British. Just giving my two cents as an american

Must be for the same or similar reasons as other westerners.
>Broke
>Mentally ill
>Neurodivergent, on the spectrum, autistic
>Introverted
>Poor social skills
>Bad attitude
>Poor upbringing

>>82560751 (OP)
Cor blimey, incel in the UK? Nah mate, it's impossible innit? You'd harfta be a right proper git if you couldn't at least pull some slag down the pub on a night out. Meself I've shagged so many birds me bleedin' bell end burst! Had to go to the NHS clinic to have some paki quack sew it back on, didn't I?

>>82560751 (OP)

Easy, just be Indian.

>>82560812
To add to this, I'd argue that the UK might have the firmest gender divide in Europe. Men are:
>6ft+
>go to the gym and play sports
>work in a trade
>have tattoos and a beard
>outgoing
>aggressive
>dominant
If you don't fit this stereotype and don't have a clear place in our informal caste system then you are not a man. At least when I go back to the old country, teen boys are allowed to be girly-looking twinks with long hair.

>>82560867
Don't forget being white, which should be a given since it is a european country that was mostly white for hundreds of years but nowadays western nations are being flooded with immigrants.
If you're an ethnicel you'll have a harder time in a western nation

>>82560886
Nah, only if you're a nerdy, uncool ethnicel. If you're sporty, tall and "chill" then nobody will give a shit about your race.

>>82560900
How many ethnicels are tall, athletic, and extroverted? They exist but being ethnic comes with its own problems.
An ethnicel has to be crushing it to get an average white native.
A white native can be a bum couch surfing, unemployed or in between jobs, just a shaggy stoner and still get hoes.

>>82560900
racemixing is not common in europe no matter what mutts or cucks imagine, so yes its much harder as an indian in the uk than an average white guy

>>82560886
Not rrally i live right across the channel and girls here are xenophiles. Of course they like people from other eurppean countries better but still.
Being french in france is an ick for girls

>>82560751 (OP)
Because theyre only slutty for chad? Are you retarded?

>>82560916
>white native can be a bum couch surfing, unemployed or in between jobs, just a shaggy stoner and still get hoes
Kek no. I wish though.
Where are those magical women who supposedly want unattractive white natives? Because irl they dont exist

>>82560867
This. Especially with girls like in OP's webm. I'm from England and will be a 30 year old virgin soon.

>>82560924
[x] doubt
There are white women who date interracially, but by and large in group preferences prevail. Black people date mostly black people. Asians date mostly asians (except the women in the west who prefer white men. Latinos date latinas. Whites date mainly whites.

>>82560934
In the context of white native compared to ethnicel, a white person will fare better than an ethnic person given the same circumstances. It is like frumpy white dudes faring better with asian women because asian women are fish in a barrel for white men.

>>82560943
Yeah mainly other whites. If youre british, anglo germanic or from a latin country youll do very well here. Better than nayives thats for sure.

>>82560961
>asian women are fish in a barrel for white men.
Kek no. At least in my country asians hates our guts and in asia thats even worse. Maybe for americans its like that though. But tbf theyd have the same success in france or elsewhere in western europe

>>82560970
>Maybe for americans
Perhaps so. I can't speak for non americans although I may have generalized with the western nation statement. In group preferences aren't uncommon.

>>82560922
>yes its much harder as an indian in the uk than an average white guy
Here's a thought, if you're a pajeet in Britain why the fuck don't you go for a pajeeta in Britain? I mean sure they're ugly and smelly, but so are you. Why do you creeps think you're entitled to a white girlfriend?

>>82560984
They arent especially regarding the sheer hate towards this muslim shithole. Anyway ethnic cels would do very well here. The pnly downsize if that theyd have to visit this ugly shithole country

>>82560997
Are you french? Do you live in or anywhere near paris? I hear paris is a shithole, but major cities tend to be places of chaos and filth.

>>82560751 (OP)
Because not even the slags, or old women, will fuck me.
I get some likes and matches, but they proved meaningless.

>>82560916
Windrush blacks seem to be doing fine since they've integrated into the system and a lot are white mixed. Muslims seem to be fine as well because they've kind of formed their own parallel society with crime links which makes them cool and they keep their own women on a tight leash.
>A white native can be a bum couch surfing, unemployed or in between jobs, just a shaggy stoner and still get hoes.
You're veeeery close, but not quite there yet. What I see is that this is very much a "culture" here. You always see these nasty dyed-hair, tatted up alt hoes with piercings going around with other nasty-looking tatted up alt boys. Even less dramatically, bum, terminally unemployed lumpenproles will always stick with each other because that's their in-group, and access to drugs in particular is going to be a huge boost for anyone's status. If you're in the culture and can navigate it, you'll be fine. The issues just start if you're an outsider (like me)

>>82560922
Yeah I admit that racemixing, at least where I live, isn't all that common. Saying that, I think it's just a matter of most immigrants simply not fitting into the established castes.
>indians
lol. Yeah because most of you are nasty creeps (ick) who do academics instead of sports (ick). Plus if you're a fresh immigrant you won't be able to navigate the UK's cultural castes. I'm white, but since I'm an immigrant I'm still kind of shit out of luck so obviously being brown and ugly won't help you.

>>82560939
Thank you for agreeing, sir. I think my observations are well-thought out and unbiased.

>>82561007
>Are you french?
Yes
>Do you live in or anywhere near paris
Was born nearby but i live in a village far way from paris but its still a disgusting shithole.
Its piss easy to date here as a foreigner though

>>82560751 (OP)
it's really fucked up how british women are the biggest sluts in europe while at the same time being some of the ugliest and most entitled women in the world

>>82560751 (OP)
>posts chad only club whores
>"how is it possible to be an incel"

>>82560867
tf are you on about im a 5'8 autistic long blond haired, clean shaved man who does not work in a trade yet ive managed 10 shags, 3 gfs, 1 ffm threesome.

>>82560751 (OP)
>>82560867
those are proles and feeding and delousing them was the worst mistake we ever made

>>82561328
>>posts chad only club whores
brother, club whores in the uk aren't chad only
far from it
you can go a long way by buying them a couple shots and fish and chips
as long as you're not deformed or crippled by autism you could easily go all the way if you're not afraid of stds

>>82561431
>tf
>shags
>ffm threesome
You sound pretty normal and well-adjusted to me. This isn't much to go off without any more data because you could be a chadlite who gets dragged clubbing every weekend for all I know. At the same time, get back to me when you're married with children.

>>82560751 (OP)
the women would rather have sex with each other than an average man (as your webm shows)
seriously the leasbian-pill is so brutal

>>82560867
Yeah this is true. It's actually quite difficult to get laid in the UK because the men here are quite aggressive and extroverted, most men go to the gym, and the whole Deano culture means you need to be charismamaxxed

Not to mention that men are tall here. I'm 6ft and I get heightmogged all the time, especially up here in the North where it feels like 6ft is the average height.

This, whilst most women are fat or mid and there aren't many hot women to actually compete for. There's a misbalance in UK sex dynamics which actually makes it one of the worst countries for trying to slay.

>>82561431
>1 ffm threesome.
Were they hot? And do you mind sharing how it happened?

I've been offered a ffm threesome once, with two British girls who were friends I met abroad on a pub crawl. One was cute and the other was a bit ugly and fat, so I said sorry no to the fat girl and just went home with the cute girl and banged her.

>>82560751 (OP)
The women only want immigrants. Those news stories about gang rapes and grooming are just bitter white cucks spreading lies about white women finally being free to have sex with men they actually want

Hoeflation, innit.

>>82560886
>>82560900
If you're non-white you will do poorly in the UK. If you're ethnic and also short or ugly then it's over. If you're autistic it's also fucking over for you.

The recent influx of mass immigration and sexual harassment have made women wary of men who look foreign, for good reason. So you need to shave, get jacked, dress very well, and copy the behaviour of locals so you blend in better.
You could look like Hasanabi, but if you have a weird accent and aren't integrated into British culture (didn't grow up in the West) then women will find you awkward and difficult to engage with.

Even if you're tall, black, stylish, look like a footballer/rapper, your chances are decent but still lower. A tall good looking White man will still do better than you.

>>82561741
bizarre brown incel cope

>>82561625
well, I went to uni so if you cant get some action at uni in england then youre beyond fucked
>married with kids
workin' on it bossman, current gf has lasted 2 years, currently 24, need to figure out how to buy a house tho, got about 11k saved so far, started putting stuff into a cash ISA and have begun dabbling in ETFs

>>82560751 (OP)
It's hilarious to me that "hot sluts" in the UK are like 6/10 gross club whores in the USA at the absolute most. Truly an island of genetically ugly people.

>>82561738
>girl I know and was shagging sometimes says if I wanna go to hers for some drinks
>invites her best friend who is chill
>drink
>go to take a piss
>whilst gone girl asks other girl if shed be dtf
>get back, says were gonna have a threesome
>have threesome

no ragerts, bit hard to remember due to being semi plastered but I remember enough

>>82561862
noice
were they both hot?

>>82561896
a bongland 8, so a european 6, not terrible, not amazing but its pretty good for some short autistic dude

>>82561842
>well, I went to uni so if you cant get some action at uni in england then youre beyond fucked
lol, I went to a 90% female course and didn't come out of it with a friend, let alone a girlfriend.
>immediately goes into finance talk
See, autism or not, you're just striking me as very much in tune with the culture here and like you'd probably be able to fit into it pretty easily. I mean that's logical since you're likely English but I've got (white English) friends who are like me and struggling because they just don't fit into any of the "accepted" cultures.
>>82561862
And that confirms it to me. Sorry buddy, but you can hand in your 4chan pass, I, Dr. Anonymous with my PhD in Applied Schizophrenia, diagnose you as NORMAL. My original principles were a loose guideline really, I'm of the mind that integrating into this culture is the most important thing. I'm a grim and serious European for example, so even though I'm polite and reasonably good looking, you'll just never catch me in a situation where this sort of thing would happen. Actually yeah, I think the English tend to be very "chill", whereas at least eastern Europeans will be outwardly far more serious and tense which is a huge negative here, which ties back into the "charismamaxxing" thing that someone mentioned. Write back in ten years after I've done a similar analysis for Poland and I will have refined my theories. My current thinking is that the basics will be similar, but the UK will just be extremely particular about it and more brutal for outsiders.

>>82561924
>NORMAL
fantastic, as someone who started on 4chan at 12 years of age and had 0 friends up until uni ive managed to not only overcome this but become normal. Operation sprogdom and wifeberg is a go, perhaps I'll even become a brad one day. We UP!

>>82560924
European women prefer other exotic European men

Nordic phenotypes are considered hot in Mediterranean countries

In the UK most of Europe, especially Eastern Europe, handsome men with Mediterranean phenotypes are sought after

I have a Mediterranean phenotype and I had a great dating life when I lived in a Slavic country. Women would stare at me, approach me, tell me I'm hot. Another thing is that looksmaxxing culture hasn't yet reached these post-Soviet countries, the men all look normal, so if you put effort into your appearance and clothing then you stand out really easily.

When I went to Milan I felt invisible.

>>82560751 (OP)
The one in leopard bra is Mia Pitruzzello (she isnt a model unfortunately)

Anyone know the name of the girl in pink?

>>82561986
Depends on the country. Meds and nords/anglos do very well.
If youre a frog its completely over though.

>>82561854
British women just kind of look like that.
They're almost all fat as well.

>>82560751 (OP)
i am having sex with this sort of woman

I hate how people like bonnie blue and webms like OPs make nons think that English girls are all just turbo slags

>>82562464
She does anal, doesn't she?

>>82562501
yea definite lee

>>82561012
> What I see is that this is very much a "culture" here. You always see these nasty dyed-hair, tatted up alt hoes with piercings going around with other nasty-looking tatted up alt boys. Even less dramatically, bum, terminally unemployed lumpenproles will always stick with each other because that's their in-group, and access to drugs in particular is going to be a huge boost for anyone's status. If you're in the culture and can navigate it, you'll be fine. The issues just start if you're an outsider (like me)
Damn. Why do you think there's this big meme of nerds and neckbears thirsting after alt girls and failing, even though both parties are white and social "outcasts"?

>>82562996
>even though both parties are white and social "outcasts"?
Exactly because alts are NOT outcasts, they are outcast skinwalkers. They pose as non-mainstream and a lot of people fall for it, but the simple truth is that the alt community is just a really tribal branch of the mainstream with a mild criminal undercurrent. Some of our confused ACTUAL outcast brothers get tricked by this I believe for two reasons:
>tee hee i'm like so mentally ill and vulnerable xd
>i'm not like the other girls!
So spergs will think they see a kindred spirit (she jus like me fr!) when actually it's just a turbonormie with daddy issues. They think they'll actually be accepted because surely this sad, vulnerable girl who must've suffered will be just like us, right? No, these bitches want abusive crackheads and other narcissistic alt theatre kids with BPD.
>>82562498
They aren't?

>>82560751 (OP)
Because I don't talk to women they scare me

>>82561842
>buy a house tho, got about 11k saved so far, started putting stuff into a cash ISA and have begun dabbling in ETFs
it's never happening bro
you'll be a rentgoy the rest of your life

>>82560922
>racemixing is not common in europe
So france is not europe? Lmao

>>82561854
Small islands get inbred really fast. They need new genes in the country

>>82560751 (OP)
>sluts exist so how are you an incel in x country
Bro, there are sluts in literally every country.

>>82560751 (OP)
It's kinda hard to explain and i hate to use these words it feels odd. But a british beta still goes out, still exercises, still clubs. Brits are much closer to the actual meaning of those terms arguably you will genuinely get like one top guy and a circle of slightly lesser guys who follow him. However even most "weak" brits are unironically big and social. It leads to a homogenised culture where 95% of people could be nigh identicable in a theoretical model. The lowest brits excluding the literal deformed and disabled are unironically like the omega males from those fujoshi stories, because tall "twinks" are a massive popularity here with ladies( eg wilbur soot types) so only like sub 5"6 frail introverted submissive men have no niche(excluding fags).

>>82564763
Great breakdown and actually relatable.

>>82564763
I'm tall and went out a lot, pretty much for all of my 20s and although I made an effort to talk to girls I still never got laid or even had a long conversation, they were all pretty much repulsed by me, and I was going out in friend groups so its not like I was some weird loner

>>82564861
thanks anon took me ages to try and word my thoughts out without sounding too much like cope or a schizo post. Unfortunately i fall into the last tier myself which is why i see the world like this, and i imagine if my hypothesis is correct a large percentage of brit bongs that arent failed normalfags fall into that last catergory, with maybe a bit of leniency for certain other criteria i didnt think of.

>>82565009
this if i had refreshed before posting almost proves my point. A british beta no offense mind purely into catergorisational terms, but still one went out, was tall, talked to girls and had a friend group.