Thread 82566321

I asked a female to add me and talk to me on discord. And one did, but in her profile it said she was 28.
DO WOMEN REALLY!?

what's her username
does she send geriatric nudes?

>>82566353
I told her she's way too old for a female, and then she got all huffy and went away, thankfully.

I just don't understand the thought process. What do women think they are? You think you can be some old hag and speak to me? It was disgusting, just thinking about it is gross. She didn't even apologise. Maybe if they show up, "I know I'm old and no good but blah blah." then maybe.
But it's the audacity, the shamelessness of it. I was shocked. Shell-shocked. I don't know If I want to bother looking for another female an encounter something like that again. I'm 29 myself and I think as you get older you can maybe tolerate slightly older women, the max age for me now is probably 19.

>>82566434
you were almost believable for a second, you got to dial it back or the ragebait doesn't work

well damn, how young do you like em?

>>82566434
She was younger than you and are you a pedo?

>>82566614
not him, but id also ghost a girl immediately if she was 28
why am i hagmaxxing?
tf?

i guess in a world where god could make you look like anyone you want. so any kind of old hag can become a beutiful sexy teenager at the snap of a finger, i guess in this world i would be willing to talk to hags pre-transition assuming they were virgins

if they werent virgins, then i wouldnt talk to them

but this is a world where god gave you the perfect body at the snap of a finger, and even then id only seriously talk to virgins. thats how much reaching you have to do to make hags work. you have to bring god into the picture

>>82566434
obscenely based

>>82566614
Well this did actually happen, so.
And what are you a woman? saying this is ragebait? Who's raging at the basic facts that old women need to understand their position.
Are u mad bro are u mad, no I'm raging! You have not witnessed rage such as this, I am raging one thousand suns vomit your ass!

>>82566321 (OP)
post hairline anon

>28

was this woman chickn?

>>82566434
give me her contact

>>82566321 (OP)
>she was 28
im 33 and need a wife, send her my way.

>>82566634
Women can produce babies earlier than men can produce semen, do you know what that means? It means men are suppose to go after younger girls.
Frankly I don't want to have sex with any 3D women they're all kind of ugly, but if I did it would have to be a girl in her prime hebe age.
But I do want to touch a woman's boobies, which was also part of what I was looking for, I want a female to meet up with so I can touch her breasts. Not in a sexual way but because I think I should know what they feel like.

>>82566654
I didn't want to mention that it was her, because it makes it less funny. But since all these pathetic simps are asking for who it is, they should know it was that slag. Very gross. Bold and brash? Gross and crashed.

I have had two other girls add me who were real people that I talked to and I learned everything I knew about women from them. until vtubers came out and now I know a lot about women from them actually. The feeling is mostly gone though I don't need to talk to one right now.

>>82566661
her contact is chickn3@proton.me she posts it all over 4chan

chickn made this thread

>>82566706
It means that people usually get children in their lat 20 and early 30 not when they are 14-19
The only girls you will attract are mentally ill or looking for a father no stable girl will want you. (coming from a girl)

>>82566766
I don't want to "attract girls". Also thank you for confessing you are a female yourself so I can throw whatever you said in the trash. I wish all females on this board were forced to confess their gender like wearing a Jew badge.

>>82566780
Being a so called female is not a bad thing. And why does that make my opinion less important? Im not stupid or intellectually disabled

>>82566824
>Im not stupid or intellectually disabled
proof?

>>82566856
I go to uni.
im not diagnosed with anything related with my intelligence. How about you?

>>82566877
>I'm not stupid, I go to uni
That's hilarious

>>82566877
>I go to uni.
lole
>How about you?
I'm a man, no proof required

>>82566893 Emh. I think you need at least a basic level of intelligence to go to college or uni. And its not like you are proving that you are any smarter by whinging about how the woman who wants you is too old.

>>82566321 (OP)
I am a 30 year old femanon so she still has hope
I am hopeless but maybe it's for good because imagine passing my autism for some poor child of mine
>>82566434
Wait you hit the male wall and is older than her? I hope you stocked some minoxidil, calcium and viagra, grandpa

>>82566909
so you are stupid ? :3
>>82566954
You are not hopeless. Wish you well

>>82566954
You do not have autism, you're a woman. And you should have given yourself over to be some man's housewife when you were 15 and valuable, and you could have grow up with him and learned how best to please him. Now look at you.

>>82566954
>I am a 30 year old femanon so she still has hope
>tfw no hag fembot gf

>>82566967
>so you are stupid ? :3

>>82566967
Please don't turn my thread into crystal cafe old and fat women lying to themselves about still being valuable. It's gross.

I'm 29 years old. I fucking wish I could meet women around my age but every girl I see online is like barely 20.

>>82566954
>I am a 30 year old femanon so she still has hope
hello future wife pls respond

>>82567002
30 is not old I would say 36+ is old. And im just being positive nothing wrong with that
>>82566999
I will take that as a yes

>>82566979
Anon, you have never met hetalia fangirls or fujoshis, have you? It's female autism crystallized and I am sad to inform I was those things too. When I was fifteen I only cared about the only and one Ivan Braginski

The problem with old hags on 4chan is that they have a ton of baggage and trauma, even if they're virgins by a miracle you just know they did some rancid shit online. As a pure man I simply deserve better than that and will not settle

>>82567041
>The problem with old hags on 4chan is that they have a ton of baggage and trauma
So do I so give me an old hag gf right NOW

>>82567021
>I will take that as a yes
maybe, but in a good way

>>82567054
yippie accepting it is the first step.
What you mean with in a good way?

>>82567037
What WOMAN is a fan of hetalia, none. And all women are gross perverted degenerates who love "BL". Being a porn addict doesn't mean anything.

Women do not focus or obsess all their attention into one thing. That's why they are never the top speed runners or Starcraft players, they're never going to spend their entire life collecting NES cartridges, they're never going to be a DM in a D&D game, and if they're a player it's all fake too. They play Animal Crossing and think they're UwU autistic and not like the other girls. And then they go and talk about Kpop boys and post tumblr gifs of male actors.
Their brains are not filled with historical manuscript knowledge or obscure video game facts or anything, actually their heads are mostly empty. It makes it easier for them to make friends which is all they are designed to do. They are changelings who morph into the social group they're around to best fit in. And they will ALWAYS have at least one friend and also have had boyfriends.
They do not belong in the boy's club.

>>82567079
>What you mean with in a good way?
I'm still giving (You)s

>>82567123
I am a fan of hetalia...

>>82567144
Maybe we are just both stupid but at least I got a valid excuse :)

>>82567162
>at least I got a valid excuse :)
Being female?

>>82567185
No, being young.
Being female is not a valid excuse.

>>82567149
Shipping male characters together doesn't make you a fan. It's gross and nasty and not what the show is about.

No, women cannot be "autistic" in any internet sense of the word. And that's well proven already, and they've already completely gutted 4chan. They're parasites, and they don't even know it.

Oh I didn't know chickn was that old, that's even weirder that she has 16 year olds in her server

>>82567212
>No, being young.
Can I claim being old and over it as a excuse?

>>82567233
If you are 60+ yes then its a valid reason
but being in your 20-30 then you are just stupid:3

>>82567229
I am chickn and I meant the server to be a fren server and have no nsfw XD so I think its fine since there's no porn posting plus its meant for frens

>>82567254
what about 31-59?

>>82567279
I'll take a gf up to age 40

My steak is too buttery and juicey

>>82566321 (OP)
Her palms are sweaty, knees weak arms are heavy, there's vomit on her maid apron already.
She's nervous, but on the surface she looks calm and ready to bring her husband food, but she keeps on forgetting what he wrote down, what he likes won't come to mind, her pantyhose have a tear behind.

>>82567279
Okay 55+ is old but 31 is still okay.
What do you think is old? 20?

>>82567289
too old for me, i want to have kids and reduce the chances of autism.
>>82567297
>What do you think is old?
depends on context. after 30 things start hurting for no apparent reason, i have responsibilities but i still feel like a 16yr old retard in my head shitposting on 4chan. (apparently this never changes)
my parents had 3 kids by 33.

>>82567378
>i want to have kids
I never under any circumstances want that. If she's got some reproductive tract deformity that's bonus points.

>>82566321 (OP)
Op you are rape material for hag pussy

>>82566321 (OP)
was that woman chickn lmaooo?

>>82567378
Ohh I meant old in a different way. As in when can you blame your age for wrong doing. I think 22+ is too old.

>>82566321 (OP)
Feels good knowing that even as a hag I still hit those young love milestones in my youth meanwhile you never will and you'll never get that time back. You chose to waste time avoiding it out of fear and even if you attempt it now it will be the hollow fancies of an old man chasing something to fill the void.

>>82567429
>Feels good knowing that even as a hag I still hit those young love milestones in my youth meanwhile you never will and you'll never get that time back
yeah it sucks being a male loser, right? its the worst

> You chose to waste time avoiding it out of fear and even if you attempt it now it will be the hollow fancies of an old man chasing something to fill the void.
i dont think fear is something anyone would willingly choose. very nice contradiction, miss INTELLIGENT foid *claps* for the the intelligence of this foid

>it is YOUR fault you're a loser!
you know, i talk with llm's a lot. i think we sort of came to the conclusion i was a slave owner in my past life. or a pimp or something like that. someone who took people's agency and power away and exploited them. i think so. that would best explain why i live this shitty life that i live. mhm so it seems

>>82567387
brain feels good when teaching people and taking care of my niece, it constantly injects picrel into my dreams to ruin my mornings
>>82567417
>wrong doing
I will continue to be as stupid as possible without going to jail.

>>82566321 (OP)
>"guise, can u believe i got a woman of a decent age to pay attention to me in some way?!"
nice humble brag, faggot.

>>82566738
Chickn talks to everyone on /soc/ then is always enough of a degenerate that all her posts get mass replies warning to stay away.

Sadly most girls on /soc/ lurk only to avoid being flooded with friend requests and dick pics. Was one girl I talked to there who's voice was super hot but she stopped replying.

>>82567704
what's so bad about her? all you said is that she's a degenerate

What matters to me is how thin they are. There's no way a fat bitch isn't stinky where it counts the most.

>>82567718
Lots of bragging about fucking little boys and shit as soon as you start voice chat with her. It's too the point every server shilled on /soc/ I joined are loud about having banned her. Don't believe me, find her tag on /soc/ and do VC with her.