Thread 82761978

Why dont you write a book?

Because I don't know how to write dialog

>>82761978 (OP)
Thought about it, and I might, but I probably express myself better as an artist through music.

>>82762016
write a book about a deaf guy

>>82761978 (OP)
the only shit people read nowadays is either slop romance or smut

I'd like to, but I've been a NEET shut-in for almost 20 years. Nothing would ring true to normies, let alone be interesting to them.

Because it would take way too much work. I would only want to write a book about health, which is an enormous topic first of all, and second of all the average golem won't believe anything unless it comes from a credentialed "scientist". I'm not about to go to college just so that a bunch of retarded slaves will finally believe what I have to say.

ive tried, but it is extremely hard to fill out 200 pages with something actually interesting. obv best sellers are often not even that great but i have high standards for myself. writing an interesting, well-written book is one of the hardest things you can do and the reward is also typically very low.

>>82761978 (OP)
because i'm pretty bad a prose, it was already bad enough that i had to write 2 theses for university

It's too long and requires you to read a lot so you can actually shit out decent prose.
I started writing one when I logged off the internet and was reading but now I'm too brainfried to continue.
I need to stop being lazy and log off again.

I have an ongoing autobiography/suicide note that might interest a very niche online audience, but to whom it would be impossible to relay the text after my death. Almost 40,000 words at the moment. My life has been very painful

>>82763422
>but to whom it would be impossible to relay the text after my death
Just find a creative way to die. Go out in a badass way. People will get interested.

>>82761978 (OP)
No one would read it. Also this >>82762016. You can't write good dialog or romance if you're a sperg. The best you can do as a 'tist is write a book that reads like an engineering manual the way Ulillillia did. Given the market is entirely 40 year old wine aunts who read about milking semen out of bull penis, there is no audience for an autistic male author.

Did anyone read red pyramid? I want to fuck Sadie so bad

I have, and it hasn't sold well despite good reviews since everyone just pirates it.

>>82763510
If you're not selling physical copies, it's clearly not good enough. You need to market it so that women on tiktok make videos flexing their copy.

>>82763530
Hardly anyone buys physical copies anymore. They always get the kindle version (where I made most of mine) or pirate it. Or one person gets the Kindle version, then removes the DRM.

>women on tiktok make videos flexing their copy
No thanks. That's a fate worse than death.

>>82761978 (OP)
Because my prose is trash and being an "ideas guy" isn't good enough. An editor would immediately chuck it into a paper shredder.

I don't have ideas or creativity. Any time I try to write, I just stare at a blank page and hate myself a little more.

it would be the worst book ever written

>write shitty book
>try to sell it as a screenplay
>bored curious people read your shitty book while on a layover at an airport after watching the movie about it

>>82761978 (OP)
i am writing a book, i'm just too lazy right now desu

>>82761978 (OP)
because nearly all of them wouldn't be "books" they'd be supposed fictional but actually non-fiction books about my "schizophrenic delusions"

>>82765002
>type out your delusions and fantasies to ChatPGT
>tell it to exaggerate them and make it a novel
>rewrite it yourself to make it sound human
>send it to publisher to be edited

>>82761978 (OP)
ive tried to, its hard, and people only read the best of the best these days so getting published is almost useless

>>82761978 (OP)
I'm not that good at writing, and I don't got any great ideas that I could share with people.

>>82761978 (OP)
My laziness is stronger than me.