>>82766256 (OP)
He's clearly tall, which is the only thing that matters to women, everything else is irrelevant. Height is everything. That woman picked a man that would guarantee her a tall son with a large frame.
>>82766256 (OP)
You can be a morbidly obese ogre as long as you're tall. My boss at my previous job was tall and obese, literally wheezing with every step and chainsmoking, and he had a qt waifu and kids.
>>82766302
You weren't kidding. While the wife is smoking, their content is actually kind of shit, and seems to be tailored for homosexuals/women who are into fat guys. 90% of it is her jiggling his gut and fetishizing the fat. For what it's worth though, she seems to be REALLY into it and I doubt she married jabba for any other reason than his big beautiful body.