>>82778532
>cheap prostitutes, guacamole shops, high quality of life
>this is le heckin' bad! bring back baby Jesus! Life is supposed to be boring and shitty, didn't anyone tell them?
Keep stacking your boxes, shoveling mud, or whatever it is you do in the Bible Belt. I'll keep soliciting friendly prostitutes and buying them huge edible guac bowls. I guess until King Trump "saves" me from the good times.