Thread 82780841

Moids, there is a dead rat in my basement where I keep all my all my potatoes and jars with jams, cucumbers, beets and so on

Please go there and remove the rat

>>82780841 (OP)
orange cats always have orange eyes

>>82780841 (OP)
ill only do dirtywork for my future wife

>>82780841 (OP)
Good job letting rats into the fucking pantry you stupid fucking cunt UGH.

>>82780906
They didn't ask me if they can enter, faggot

>>82780917
Yeah it's because they're RATS you stupid fucking droolie. You fail even as a homemaker. Might as well neck yourself and try again, bitch.

>>82780841 (OP)
yeah i'll do that for you. I'll service your boiler while I'm down there. It's starting to get cold, you don't want your flame igniter to shit the bed when it's below freezing.

>>82780841 (OP)
I'll remove the rat with your mouth, dont worry

To be specific, this is what I will do: pick you up by the back of your neck and legs, hold you over your jams and beets, lower you over the rat, force you to open your mouth, and you know the rest

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>>82780928
Finally some good moid

>>82780841 (OP)
>cucumbers, beets
shouldn't these be in the fridge?
Surely the cucumbers at least.

>>82780987
ma'am, i'm a professional, and my rate is $175 per hour, with a 1 hour minimum billing time. I'll do as much stuff in your basement as needs doing within an hour and collect my check. That or you can be my gf and you can have me on retainer for 8 hours a week for household projects.

>>82780995
No the cucumbers are vegan

>>82780995
Those are pickled cucumbers, and pasteurized in water

>>82780995
the cucumbers would be too cold ;)

I wish OP had died instead of the rat.
>tfw no skavenfu
Feels-feels very bad, manthings.

>>82780841 (OP)
i will remove the rat for you ma'am!!!!!

>>82781098
Are you like him >>82781005 or will you do it selflessly?

>>82781246
everyone wants something for free, don't they? Shame on me for valuing my own time, right?

>>82781246
you gonna offer a tiddy, or towel drop?
not even a cup of tea?

>>82781279
I will think about it AFTER you remove the rat

>>82781246
i will do it for the love of the game

>>82781295
ok, consider the rat gone. just know if i am not justly rewarded there will be rats, so many not even the professional will clean it up without an excessive fee.
you have been warned.

>>82781360
professional anon here, and that's cold af. My boss talks about the same thing. One time I was hooking up the gas to a dryer and the guy was suprised at the fee and didn't have the money on hand to pay, and my boss told me to go back and dismantle all the pipe connections I made and to come back again when he had the money to pay it. Sounds like chasing good labor time after bad and cultivating bad will with the customer to me. Like I think he eventually paid for it anyways, so why antagonize him?

>>82781411
i do free/cheap jobs regularly enough when its barely worth invoicing, and have let clients just pay for parts when they could.
OP is rude and deserves no sympathy

>>82781478
I'd do free/cheap jobs for people i have existing relations with, or if it's like tightening up a leaky bonnet on a valve for a neighbor, but if it's out of the way at all, I'm charging. If someone is just expecting something for free, then I'm not interested. If someone down the street was nice and polite and mentioned her dead rat in her pantry, I'd take care of it for her, but OP trying to shame me for having a rate is very disrespectful.

Sure, I won't charge or ask you to be my gf or anything either. I'll just do it.
You'll probably wanna sweep and mop where you found the carcass. I can handle that too if you want

>>82781915
Sorry, it's too late.
Removed it myself already

>>82780841 (OP)
either pay me in pussy and/or money and/or beer or do it yourself

>>82780841 (OP)
no
it must emerge

>>82780841 (OP)
Fine. But only because you said "please"