Thread 82783630

it is crazy to me that there are women in this world who have boyfriends they can just ask to make themselves cum. like they can just tell him to get hard and have their pussies rubbed by a real dick. which i imagine must be the best feeling in the world. it's my dream. yet i have to masturbate by humping a stupid pillow. i would do anything for a boyfriend who lets me hump him whenever i get horny. god i wish i had a dick all to myself to play with.

Posts like this are soul crushing to read when you have a small penis.

>>82783630 (OP)
Maybe if you weren't chad-only then you would.

>>82783630 (OP)
You want just boytoy, not husband and family?

I want to be a boy toy.

>>82783676
did i mention anything about size?
>>82783688
did i say chad?
>>82783704
i need someone who can be both

>>82783727
You didn't mention it but it's obviously implied based on what you said.

>>82783727
post asl and discord i'm open to being both

>>82783630 (OP)
Trade offer: you get my dick to do what you want with, I get to go down on you all the time.

>>82783727
>i need someone who can be both
Fair enough. Why don't you have one then?

>whoops got you pregnant fembot
>you are mentally fit to be a mother, right?

>>82783630 (OP)
>it is crazy to me that there are women in this world who have boyfriends they can just ask to make themselves cum.
You know what's really funny is that they don't even ask us to do this when they're horny. They just sit there and wait for us to magically know they wanna fuck, until they're not horny anymore (if we guess wrong). Women really are stupid as fuck.

foids will make shit threads like this and get 300 (you)s and say they can't find a fwb

>>82783780
She's fat, that's why
I don't even have to ask, I know it

>>82783801
my ex gf liked it when i just grabbed her and used her whenever i wanted

>>82783752
sorry i'm just horny and thinking out loud
>>82783773
that's the dream relationship. i would be addicted
>>82783780
i don't leave my gooncave ever so i don't meet guys

>>82783834
>sorry im just horny and thinking out loud
nah i'll make your dream come true. the door is open for you, you just have to step through.

>>82783792
eventually but not so quick. i would like to experience having lots of sex before that happens
>>82783801
>>82783819
>>82783820
keep your gendernigger shit out of my thread. don't disturb my gooning session. it's a crime

I would just grab and use her whenever I want

>>82783727
>>82783630 (OP)
Why do women act like it's hard for them to get sex? Post location and discord, and you will find someone nearby who will fuck you, guaranteed 100%.

What have you actually done to make this happen? Have you made any effort whatsoever to get a boyfriend?

>>82783834
Why don't you make one of my rooms your new gooncave? You will have to leave to take care of kids while I'll be at work though.

>>82783858
yeah well maybe you shouldn't have made such a cringe ass thread

>>82783858
fat fatty fat fat you could get a man easily if you weren't so fat even if you were just a bit overweight

If I had a girlfriend I would let her have a boytoy to satisfy her sexual urges since I can't.

>>82783630 (OP)
In theory its cool but they always want sex or attention even when I'm not horny or in the mood and they get whiny about it. I only want sex when I want it or feel like making them cum but would prefer they go take care of it themselves without question if I don't feel like it.

>>82783904
then you wouldn't have a gf because what use would she have for an incel spammer like you?

>>82783904
ppl like you should be killed violently, total cuck death

>>82783931
There is more to a relationship than sex, you know.

>>82783934
in theory I don't care about cucks but that guy constantly spamming his cuck shit should absolutely be killed and the rest too if they're like him

>>82783630 (OP)
If OP was my gf I'd hotdog her for hours while squeezing her tits

>>82783966
I wish I could watch that. I'd get so hard watching her tits being squeezed.

>>82783630 (OP)

CAN I BE YOUR BOYTOY!?!!
Are you near Houston!?! Im 22

>>82783866
i don't have anyone irl to ask and the whole thing is more complicated than you think it is, that's why i have not found one yet also finding someone nearby isn't even a guarantee
>>82783867
aww that's sweeter than anything i imagine
>>82783876
>>82783883
kiss my ass faggots

>>82783630 (OP)
i will never ever experience this
i will never ever experience this
i will never ever experience this

>>82783834
>that's the dream relationship. i would be addicted
Neat, when do we start? I've always wanted to go down on a girl. Will you train me to be good at licking?

>>82784014
>aww that's sweeter than anything i imagine
I might be building home in couple years in countryside. I might designate one room in basement for kinky stuff. If you lived close enough, there could be chance you'd get gooncave.

>>82783630 (OP)
Women exist for getting gropped.

this shit is done only for porn / fap material. being deep inside and holding each other tightly in missionary is absolute peak pleasure when it's when someone you love and who loves you

>>82784113
thanks for reminding us
i'll go put a bullet in my brain

you should pick me, I can't imagine what its like but you should pick me

>>82784113
I did it to my ex as foreplay, especially before we actually had sex for the first time
After she got used to the penetration she would beg me to actually get in her instead of teasing but it's still fun

>>82784134
>>82784113
how big are you dicks?

>>82784149
3.5 x 3.7 inches

>>82784040
yes, i would love to give a training on how to satisfy me so i can cum every time
>>82784045
that sounds cool, i am tired of gooning alone in my room
>>82784113
no it's fucking not? did you really just call a niche category "only for porn / fap material"? most women masturbate like this. what do you know? rubbing my clit feels amazing so a dick doing it would be the best feeling. i need it all the time. there is way more porn portraying what you described than what i like btw so have some self-awareness.

>>82784188
Where are you from. The only way for anons to know if you live nearby.

>>82783630 (OP)
yeah i would like to do the same with a woman ( since i'm a moid ), but also other things which pertains to orgasm denial of my partner ( in a way that is respectable of her humanity , always , always).

also , what do you think about a man using you during your sleep ?

>>82784149
this is me>>82784134
and it's 7" x 5.5" about

>>82784188
>that sounds cool, i am tired of gooning alone in my room
And I have to resort to seeing hookers every now and then because fapping isn't satisfying enough so I do it several times a day. Where do you come from?

>>82784188
>yes, i would love to give a training on how to satisfy me so i can cum every time
Very nice, then I can fall asleep with my head between your thighs. You will work out a bit to keep them nice and thick for me to use as pillows, yes?

>>82783727
the only reason a woman does not have a bf is because she is chad-only

>>82784207
Oh so you're lying lol

>>82784014
>i don't have anyone irl to ask
So go meet someone, obviously.

>the whole thing is more complicated than you think it is
This is just an excuse so you don't need to put in even the barest minimum of effort and can keep complaining about how you don't have what you want. Stop making excuses and go find someone to fuck you.

My dick is maybe 4-6 inches, its six inches when I lay down and bone press and when i'm standing it's like 4.5. I don't have much fat but it just does that, can I please a woman?

>>82784277
you can believe whatever you want anon
I remember what my exes sounded like when I was balls deep and that's good enough for me

>hasn't done anything degenerate
>hasn't posted on the chans

>>82784206
not my thing
>>82784227
i don't share that
>>82784249
of course, they look good enough as it is if i say so myself though
>>82784296
i am not complaining. i am masturbating.

>>82784363
understandable.

well at least it's nice knowing there are other freaks like me on the other side ( even if the expression of said freakiness is a bit different)

>>82784363
>i don't share that
Then you aren't getting brand new gooncave.

>>82784363
>I don't share that
what if a moid shared his?

>>82784363
>they look good enough as it is if i say so myself
Oh very nice. So can I be your pussylicker bf then fembot? Pretty please?

>>82784188
>a dick doing it would be the best feeling
maybe, but you've never actually experienced the things you're talking about. that's fine though--there are lots of things I've thought I'd be stoked about until I tried it
>most women masturbate like this
I am aware, and that's the only way my wife will cum. either by my fingering her or or voraciously licking her clit, but in 16 years it's never occurred to either of us to do what's in the webm
>>82784149
around 5.7" when I last measured over 10 years ago

>>82783630 (OP)
i want to nut on a pussy

>>82783630 (OP)
>yet i have to masturbate by humping a stupid pillow

I'll be your 6'2 white boyfriend

trannies need not apply

>>82783630 (OP)
this but I want to grope and rub my dick on a girl when I'm horny, likely followed by fucking

>>82783676
The guy in the webm has a kind of small cock

>>82783630 (OP)
>i would do anything for a boyfriend who lets me hump him whenever i get horny.
and it's my dream to have a gf who wants to do this often. And would let me fuck her whenever I want to as well.

>>82786104
I should add that, this is literally one of my most recurring desires and fantasies. I want to this so fucking bad.

>>82783630 (OP)
i want a femanon like you. i just want to eat your ass and pussy all day and night while you ignore me on your phone until you cant take it and demand my penis inside you

>>82783630 (OP)
my wife did this to my cock the other day, and then I busted like ten seconds after she put it inside

>>82783630 (OP)
Had this with my ex, I miss him and using him

>>82786855
I hate you and women overall for keeping this from me.

>>82783676
you're ok, king. if you make a woman finish a bunch before/in between penetration, it won't matter much anyways.

>>82783676
You can make girls cum with a small penis, it's just more foreplay and keeping your stamina up. Last girls I was with I made them cum constantly (if I weren't too high/drunk) this one girl would laugh when she came and that was nightmarish.

Girls don't care about your size when they're in love. Sure there may be size queens but they're far and few in between... I hear you get more size queens with gays than anything.

>>82786877
I fucking hate women and want pussy.

>>82783630 (OP)
Kek, posts still in single figures before rejecting someone.

Why do they make these threads only to immediately get exposed as fakers.

It should be bannable

>>82783630 (OP)
i couldn't resist the urge to put it in when i'm about to cum

>>82783630 (OP)
Keep humping your stupid pillow. It's better you do. Hump that pillow and keep humping. Do not stop.

>>82783676
the guy in the videos dick is 3.5 inches at most