Thread 82788134

Straight guys what do you think of this thing

>>82788134 (OP)
it's like 4am tranny, go back to sleep

>>82788134 (OP)
Meh. It looks great in porn but the reality is different. Every time I've tried to hook up with a man it just felt wrong. Not even in a shameful sort of way because I wasn't raised to hate myself like a Catholic or anything. It just feels like an inferior product. Women just hit different. The fat distribution is better, the smell is better, and they have a special hole that spent 10,000,000 years evolving specifically to receive your cock. I did some bisexual stuff in the past but I think it's behind me now. Gay sex is difficult anyway when like 95% of men don't even groom themselves properly. Nasty fucks.

>>82788154
We genuinely need to go back to the Roman ways
>homo sex in youth
>"natural" and straight sex when we're older

>>82788240
>We need to go back to having sex with underaged boys
Uhhhh yeah how about no, you disgusting pedophile. Kill yourself.

>>82788301
>kill yourself
that's not very cash moneyof you, anon
we don't have to go for actual boys, we have SCIENCE on our side!

I've been incel for cunt so long that I'd pound any willing hole at this point.
Sadly, I'm trying and failing to find a willing passable fem-fag/troon who is just happy with giving me side action; just sucking and rimming me a couple of times a month. I know that once I start cornholing fags, I'll never want to deal with foid bullshit and their gatekeeping of sex ever again.

>>82788134 (OP)
I see the reason for Man to exist.

A hole is a hole desu

>>82788134 (OP)
Kind of hot the only problem is that homos tend to be even more narcissistic than the average foid which is genuinely impressive.

>>82788134 (OP)
Tasty
orig_inal

>>82789190
>narcissistic
that's body dysmorphia for ya

>>82788154
>tfw i prefer anal way more when I'm super horny after working out and would fuck a twink to death but like pussy the other times
i'm a true roman for my most extreme manliness can only be satisfied by a man

That webm is gay and so are all of you homos. Just fuck a girl's ass and be done with it. No need for anyone here to go to hell.

>>82788240

There is a legit tribe in PNG or one of those islands where boys have to suck the men's dicks and later transition to bisexuality and eventually heterosexuality via some bullshit religion / tribal custom.

>>82789428
I heard theres also a tribe in jpg that does the same thing

>>82788134 (OP)
Wanna spit inside and shake this pit with my fingers thoroughly

>>82788134 (OP)
As a straight man, I would love to lick and fuck that hole.