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Anonymous No.82790872 [Report] >>82791012 >>82791469 >>82793326 >>82793949 >>82794800 >>82795855 >>82797166 >>82797352 >>82797672 >>82799093 >>82799305 >>82799323 >>82799491 >>82799518 >>82800425
/mbti/
Mind, Body, Tea, Ink

>Type
>What's a post from Anon that you think about often?
>Height and Weight Check. Are you built strong like an ox, weak like a twink, or fat like a pig?
>Do you use a tea kettle or do you boil water in microwave like a gremlin? Maybe Coffee is more your style?
>What's an idea in your head that society isn't read to hear?
>Tattoos: Gross or beloved?

Free Personality Test!
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Exploration into Enneagram:
https://wiki.personality-database.com/books/enneagram
https://ennealib.carrd.co/

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>>82731453
Anonymous No.82790968 [Report] >>82791829
>Type
ENTP
>What's a post from Anon that you think about often?
I don't think about any post but I remember all vocaroos
>Height and Weight Check. Are you built strong like an ox, weak like a twink, or fat like a pig?
6'0", 165 lbs, average athletic build
>Do you use a tea kettle or do you boil water in microwave like a gremlin? Maybe Coffee is more your style?
This is a water and fresh juice household
>What's an idea in your head that society isn't ready to hear?
Everything that happens to you is your fault and you deserve it
>Tattoos: Gross or beloved?
Used to like them, now I don't care either way
https://youtu.be/J7sAGGd1aOs?si=Qtr5S_9MeC9iABDB
Anonymous No.82790993 [Report] >>82791009 >>82794784 >>82796322
Wha'ts the worst personality?
I think ESFP might be the worst personality overall:
>superficial
>takes everything personally
>drama queens
>mindless hedonism
>hate all mental activities
>all talk no action (unless toward instant gratification)
>only follows popular opinion and current trends
>dumb
>lazy
>zero commitment
>won't stop talking (but has nothing worthwhile to say)
>all play (hedonism) no work
>self centered
That said INFP might be the most unhappy.
Anonymous No.82791009 [Report]
>>82790993
Sounds like a turbo normie
Anonymous No.82791012 [Report] >>82791829 >>82791945
>>82790872 (OP)
>>Type
ESFP-T
>>What's a post from Anon that you think about often?
Lilac jumping in and shutting up some creepo that was hitting on me. He wasn't really bothering me, but it was still really nice to be defended.
>>Height and Weight Check. Are you built strong like an ox, weak like a twink, or fat like a pig?
4'11" and ~98 lbs. My tummy is slightly convex and I have been called fat.
>>Do you use a tea kettle or do you boil water in microwave like a gremlin? Maybe Coffee is more your style?
Not a big fan of coffee or tea and I don't own a kettle; most of the time I boil water is in a pot. The only time I take the gremlin route is if I'm making a Quaker instant breakfast; but since I consider that a cold weather comfort food and I now live in Florida, I don't do it very often.
>>What's an idea in your head that society isn't read to hear?
Less a matter of not ready and more a matter of not interested.
>>Tattoos: Gross or beloved?
Depends what it is, where it is, and how big it is.
Turbie Enjoyer No.82791469 [Report]
>>82790872 (OP)
>Type
INTJ
>What's a post from Anon that you think about often?
I keep thinking about Turbie all the time especially from last thread I wanna hugg and kiss her all the time!!! (>^_^)><(^_^<)
>Height and Weight Check. Are you built strong like an ox, weak like a twink, or fat like a pig?
6'0 165 build just like that ENTP up there
>Do you use a tea kettle or do you boil water in microwave like a gremlin? Maybe Coffee is more your style?
I like tea in a tea kettle, but I drink a lot of coffee.
But Just water is the best!
>What's an idea in your head that society isn't read to hear?
I'm not sure I'll have to think on that more
>Tattoos: Gross or beloved?
I used to think tattoos are disgusting, and I still do!
Anonymous No.82791829 [Report] >>82791919 >>82791967
>>82791012
>Lilac jumping in
>>82790968
>I don't think about any post but I remember all vocaroos
What's your favorite thing about lilac?
Anonymous No.82791919 [Report] >>82791962
>>82791829
>What's your favorite thing about lilac?
She was very sweet to me and I loooooove her voice.
Anonymous No.82791945 [Report] >>82792400
>>82791012
>shutting up some creepo that was hitting on me. He wasn't really bothering me, but it was still really nice to be defended.
That creep was me. I thought we were having fun.
Anonymous No.82791962 [Report] >>82792400
>>82791919
Yep she has a cute voice that's true! very loveable noise from the mouth sounds
Anonymous No.82791967 [Report] >>82792377
>>82791829
I dunno who that is, I'm new here, I just meant vocas in general
Anonymous No.82792377 [Report]
>>82791967
Oh well in that case what are some of the things you remember fondly from vocaroos?
Anonymous No.82792400 [Report] >>82792716 >>82794017
>>82791945
>That creep was me. I thought we were having fun.
I don't think it was; he wasn't as nice as you.

>>82791962
I'm too dumb to follow 3/4 of what she said, but I loved to listen.
Anonymous No.82792716 [Report] >>82794731
>>82792400
Maybe you're not dumb and it's just that she speaks in marijuana induced riddles
Anonymous No.82792994 [Report] >>82794731
Drug abuse induced schizophrenia induced hallucination induced riddles
Anonymous No.82793326 [Report] >>82793771 >>82793781
>>82790872 (OP)
it's been a while since I cared about jungian functions, but recently I've started doing a lot more self reflection and I've had a startling realisation

back when I underaged shit I was very Ti-Ne dominant, I relied a lot "mental computation" to think about things and almost not on intution at all, except to find new ideas/continue exploring my mental space. Now, 10 years later, I feel like I use Ni a lot more

like for example, if you gave me a maths puzzle in the past I'd rigorously apply different conjectures and proofs that I had learned and run a mental heuristic search until I found a working method, nowadays I find that I can just look at different parts of the problem and jump straight to end without needing to know the exact rule I used to work out parts of the problem, then I can work backwards and prove that my own solutions works.

Same goes when I idealy philosophize about the world around me, in the past thinking was very wordy and branching, nowadays I feel like I often just generate deep, moving impressions insights out of nowhere and then work backwards to check that's consistent and sound

Jung said that the psyche seeks balance and so the shadow functions differentiate as one ages, I always thought Jungain functions was bullshit, so I'm suprised to have noticed it within myself, I genuinely feel like this Ni (approximation?) is more differentiated than Fe. Likewise as I've grown older and practiced justify my thoughts to others more, my Te has become more differentiated, although like Si, I don't really care for Te beyond meeting my immediate needs, whereas Ti, Ne and now Ni centric thoughts recieve a lot of internal attention.

i'm tired ramble over time to read the rest of the thread
Anonymous No.82793336 [Report] >>82793753
fuck i'm so tired I made a million typos in that post
Turbie Enjoyer No.82793753 [Report]
>>82793336
I'm glad you tried! Thanks for posting I hope you rest well
Turbie Enjoyer No.82793771 [Report]
>>82793326
I'm an Ni Dom with Te baby cake so when I am given a math problem I just absorb it like a sponge and then intuit my way to the final solution but sometimes that doesn't work so good since we'll intuition only goes so far and when you're wrong you have to relearn more logic but since you're unsure where you were even wrong in the first place it's like damn
Anonymous No.82793781 [Report] >>82793847
>>82793326
What you're talking about are not Jungian functions, at least not in the way you think.
Like this right here:
>nowadays I find that I can just look at different parts of the problem and jump straight to end
This is not Jungian intuition. This is thinking. It's pattern recognition, or a sort of heuristic reasoning. Jungian intuition does not jump to conclusions in any way shape or form. It is a mode of perception which observes underlying patterns and possibilities which are not directly observable by the senses.

Now, did your intuition aid you in coming to this conclusion? Almost definitely. But you make no mentions of it, outside of the word "intuition". The intuition you speak of is likely unconscious.
What you speak of in a conscious manner is your own thinking, and your intuition is largely undifferentiated. And the process you are describing seems to be your account of your dominant function, thinking, becoming more mature and differentiated, able to process information fluidly without requiring deliberate, step by step conscious direction.

Or, simply put, you don't need to "manually think" because your thinking function is becoming more developed, and that can seem like intuition.
Anonymous No.82793847 [Report] >>82793859 >>82793865
>>82793781
>hurrr just act on mindless impulse like an animal thats jungian intuition
Anonymous No.82793859 [Report]
>>82793847
That's how I play chess
Anonymous No.82793865 [Report]
>>82793847
That isn't what intuition is either, you pseud strawmanner.
Anonymous No.82793949 [Report] >>82794042
>>82790872 (OP)
>Type
INTP
>Whats a post from Anon that you think about often?
Your question just made me remember the game, so now I make you remember the game too. Lose-Lose
>Height and Weight Check. Are you built strong like an ox, weak like a twink, or fat like a pig?
I am a skinny fuck.
>Do you use a tea kettle or do you boil water in microwave like a gremlin? Maybe Coffee is more your style?
For both tea and coffee, a kettle like a civilised human bean. Though I drink mostly milk.
>What's an idea in your head that society isn't read to hear?
NPC theory is real, most of you are just meat puppets for memetic egregore organisms of the parasitic persuasion. Enjoy the ride.
>Tattoos: Gross or beloved?
Disgusting. Literally broadcasting to everyone around you that youre a spiritual slave.
Anonymous No.82793991 [Report] >>82794213
Action comes from judgement which comes from thinking or feeling, you'd know that if you knew anything about Jungian functions.
Intuition does not act. It perceives.
Anonymous No.82794017 [Report]
>>82792400
>I'm too dumb to follow 3/4 of what she said
She nearly always just shat out incoherent ramblings fed by her mental illness, but yeah her voice was incredibly fucking hot.
Anonymous No.82794042 [Report] >>82794059
>>82793949
How often a day do you tip your fedora in front of your PC screen?
Anonymous No.82794059 [Report] >>82794087
>>82794042
Fedoras are for fags, nigger.
Anonymous No.82794087 [Report]
>>82794059
Yeah, hence why I am asking you, edgy kid.
How often do you tip it after "owning the libs" on 4channel?
Anonymous No.82794213 [Report] >>82794936
>>82793991
>Action comes from judgement which comes from thinking or feeling, you'd know that if you knew anything about Jungian functions.
>Intuition does not act. It perceives.
The implication is that thinking is an action?
Anonymous No.82794731 [Report]
>>82792994
>>82792716
i dont think she would appreciate you attributing it to the drugs. that's homebrewed crazy
Anonymous No.82794784 [Report] >>82795850
>>82790993
>ESTP
>hates mental activities
don't know any ESTPs, do you?
franz No.82794786 [Report]
>Type
INTJ
>What's a post from Anon that you think about often?
Press any button, press the power button, PC turns off
>Height and Weight Check. Are you built strong like an ox, weak like a twink, or fat like a pig?
5'5 160lbs, broad though
>Do you use a tea kettle or do you boil water in microwave like a gremlin? Maybe Coffee is more your style?
Microwave.
>What's an idea in your head that society isn't read to hear?
When I die they're going to make a new star in my name.
>Tattoos: Gross or beloved?
Cool as fuck if you do them yourself.
Anonymous No.82794800 [Report]
>>82790872 (OP)
>INTP
Based, Patchouli was always my fave
Anonymous No.82794936 [Report] >>82795789
>>82794213
Yes, but everything is an action in that sense.
No, because the implication is that thinking causes an action, whereas intuition does not.

I can use sensation as a very basic example to illustrate.
Seeing a lion (perception/sensation) does not make you run.
Judging the lion as a threat (thinking/judgement) makes you run.
Anonymous No.82795789 [Report] >>82796307
>>82794936
intuition can lead to action just as well as thinking tho
Anonymous No.82795850 [Report] >>82795899 >>82796263
>>82794784
ESTPs like mental activities as in totally mental only a completely Deranged lunatic would enjoy them like convincing your girlfriend to cut your name into her breast's, deep cave exploring, or putting peanut butter and jelly on a hotdog.
Anonymous No.82795855 [Report] >>82798673
>>82790872 (OP)
where does my wonderful momwife, ran yakumo, lie on the MBTI chart?
Anonymous No.82795899 [Report]
>>82795850
You are a retard.

Didn't some ESTP just get shot in the neck debating college people?
Anonymous No.82796263 [Report]
>>82795850
>into her breast's
into her breast's what?
Anonymous No.82796307 [Report]
>>82795789
No, it quite literally, by definition, cannot. Actions come from judgements. It's not possible to act without judgement.
Intuition does not decide, judge, or motivate. It perceives, just like your eyeballs perceive. You can make a judgement based on an intuition, but that's completely separate to what you're saying.

If you think that intuition leads to action in the same sense as thinking, you have a fundamental misunderstanding of what functions are.
Anonymous No.82796322 [Report]
>>82790993
INTP here, 0 for 6, you're a fucking massive faggot wtf
Anonymous No.82796344 [Report]
Also, if you think that intuition is able to judge, that is by definition, undifferentiated (and probably inferior) intuition. The intuition cannot be separated (differentiated) from the judgement (thinking/feeling) and appears to be one with it.
Anonymous No.82796533 [Report] >>82796639
Perception is a form of judging, when I use my eyes to sense the object in front of me I am using my intuition to judge whether or not it's real
Anonymous No.82796639 [Report]
>>82796533
No, you're using your thinking to judge whether or not it is real. That's the job of thinking, to determine what something "is" or whether something is true.
Sensation and by virtue of being a perception function like sensation, intuition do not judge at all. They simply observe.

This happens a lot, people confuse intuition with thinking.
Perception is not a form of judging. That's why it's in a separate category.
Turbie Enjoyer No.82796941 [Report]
>>82763897
>Maybe it's time to say goodbye because I don't know if I'm still here around 2030 (though I probably am here forever)! (>^_^)><(^_^<)
If turbie leaves i'm gonna have a meltie so much bigger and worse than any other reggie has ever had that the whole website is gonna explode
Turbie Enjoyer No.82797132 [Report] >>82798918
I was thinking about this earlier and I think it's rude and infantilizing to call small girls who don't have very, erm, developed bodies "lolis" because that has some weird connotations and stuff. Instead I think it's proper to call them Chibis
Anonymous No.82797166 [Report] >>82797642
>>82790872 (OP)
>>Type
INTP
>>What's a post from Anon that you think about often?
Sometimes I remember alot of the cronaposter posts for the attached files of crona images
>>Height and Weight Check. Are you built strong like an ox, weak like a twink, or fat like a pig?
Kinda thin, 5.5
>>Do you use a tea kettle or do you boil water in microwave like a gremlin? Maybe Coffee is more your style?
I boil water in fire...
>>What's an idea in your head that society isn't read to hear?
In the modern world leaders are not needed and therefore all of them should die and be remembered as vermin
>>Tattoos: Gross or beloved?
Whatever
Anonymous No.82797352 [Report]
>>82790872 (OP)
>Type
INFP
>What's a post from Anon that you think about often?
Idk, I guess all the blackpills stuck in my head now
>Height and Weight Check. Are you built strong like an ox, weak like a twink, or fat like a pig?
5'11 and 165 lbs, I'm skinny-fat like a cat with a primordial pouch
>Do you use a tea kettle or do you boil water in microwave like a gremlin? Maybe Coffee is more your style?
I use an electric tea kettle, just made Sleepytime Extra tea
>What's an idea in your head that society isn't read to hear?
Empathy is being done wrong, or not being done at all
>Tattoos: Gross or beloved?
Not a fan
Anonymous No.82797642 [Report] >>82800045
>>82797166
Are you a boy or a girl intp?
Anonymous No.82797660 [Report]
>intp
>girl
lmao
Anonymous No.82797672 [Report]
>>82790872 (OP)
>>What's a post from Anon that you think about often?
I think about lilac all the time.
Anonymous No.82797772 [Report]
why do you like lilac so much did she take your anal virginity too?
Anonymous No.82798094 [Report]
so what if she did I've never cum as hard before or since
Anonymous No.82798254 [Report]
why do i feel like that's lilack and sentar
Turbie Enjoyer No.82798361 [Report]
Hello, Please do not be Disgusting, cringe, or otherwise revolting in my thread thank you! ^_^7
Anonymous No.82798673 [Report]
>>82795855
I think she's an esfp cause her tits scream whore
Turbie Enjoyer No.82798692 [Report] >>82798719
I see 3chan thread "oh anon why you haven't gotten girl friend" haha silly OP I have a girlfriend her name is turbie and she's the cutest ever!!!!
Turbie Enjoyer No.82798719 [Report]
>>82798692
Oh yeah well if you like her so much why don't you get married??

Hah I will! I'm gonna catch her and hold her down and lick her all over and we're gonna be just like one person yesssss!!! She's going to give me what I want!!!
Anonymous No.82798918 [Report]
>>82797132
I'm a girl with a small and undeveloped body and I'll take loli over chibi any day.
Anonymous No.82799093 [Report]
>>82790872 (OP)
I GOT REMU YEEEEEEEEEEEE

>type
INFP
>whats a post from anon that makes you think often
idk. goldfish memory
>height and weight
5'6" 125lbs. im 1000% twink
>teapot or microwave
i use a regular pot and boil water in it, tis fast
>what's an idea in your head about society that people aren't ready to hear
sometimes, i think we might in fact need tighter government control for the proper functioning of a society
>tattoos
nice, b not for me
Anonymous No.82799305 [Report]
>>82790872 (OP)
Hello I am an Infp reporting mostly for statistical purposes
Anonymous No.82799323 [Report]
>>82790872 (OP)
Oh sorry didn't read
>INFP
>anon posted story about standing by a couch as a child and thinking "im going to remember this forever" and that's why he posted it
>short, weak, sickly
>microwve for boiling water 2 minutes yes please. faster than electric kettle.
>men need to be castrated in order to form a more polite and reasonable society. Men's horniness is a scourge on humanity.
>tattoos: stupid
Anonymous No.82799472 [Report]
>Type
INTP
>What's a post from Anon that you think about often?
None really, I can't even remember what I ate last week.
>Height and Weight Check. Are you built strong like an ox, weak like a twink, or fat like a pig?
255 points 5'7 I look like a sad pig
>Do you use a tea kettle or do you boil water in microwave like a gremlin? Maybe Coffee is more your style?
I drink coffee and bubble tea I don't make it I buy it
>What's an idea in your head that society isn't read to hear?
Women shouldn't have gotten the vite.
>Tattoos: Gross or beloved
Gross AF on women, cool on guys.
Anonymous No.82799491 [Report]
>>82790872 (OP)
>intp
>the one with the guy who claimed to be a cia remote viewer and how he got hired and what he does. It just seems real.
>fat AF basement dweller with beard that looks like spider legs
>i drink instant coffee cause I'm lazy af
>bisexuals are lower then gay men
>Tattoos are gross
Anonymous No.82799518 [Report]
>>82790872 (OP)
INTP Male, white, Canadian, Skinny AF twink
To lazy to answer the resr
Anonymous No.82799595 [Report] >>82800029 >>82800059 >>82800111 >>82800145 >>82800154 >>82800252 >>82800424 >>82800436 >>82800691 >>82801257
>71.42% of people in this thread who declare their personality claim to be INTP/INTJ
Mmmm hmmmm. Funny how the group least likely to believe in mbti, and who make up less then 4% of the population, and hate trivial small talk, would dog plie into this thread to do trivial small talk like tween girls.
Yeah I totally believe you guys are all INTP/INTJ LOL.
Anonymous No.82799772 [Report]
(hating small talk is unironically an extroverted trait)
Anonymous No.82800029 [Report] >>82800297
>>82799595
It's cause, during the test they "calculate" their answers instead of being honest, so a lot of these guys (yes it's all guys here) answer as if they're more rational and thoughtful then they actually are. Some do it because they legit don't know who they are (they don't introspect, don't notice, don't ask questions), and for others they cherry picking memories of when they acted rational instead of answering based on their most common habitual behavior.
So this leads to the question: what are most of these guys? (yes it's all guys)
>"INTJ" = INFP
Looking at "intj" posts they're definitely more "feelers", like one "intj" prioritizes talking about his feelings towards a girl and another emphasizes interjections, none discuss plans/goals/hopes/etc (one of the most common trait of intj's).
>"INTP" = ISTJ
If you look at most "intp" content here it's really boring (aka: lacks intellectual stimulation or curiosity) and in the previous threads they talk about having "no personality", these people mistake flat emotions and boringness for rationality.
Anonymous No.82800045 [Report]
>>82797642
...I am a man
(and kind of a fag)
Anonymous No.82800059 [Report]
>>82799595
maybe theyre just intp/intj my dude
Anonymous No.82800111 [Report]
>>82799595
How's the weather, little cunt? Do you like it so far? You better do. You better do.
Anonymous No.82800145 [Report]
>>82799595
> how the group least likely to believe in mbti
How the do you know dumb fuck
>and who make up less then 4% of the population
because normies patronize them on every site so they have no chose but to come here retard
>hate trivial small talk
Lol no they don't liar
>Yeah I totally believe you guys are all INTP/INTJ LOL.
And I care because...?
Anonymous No.82800154 [Report]
>>82799595
INTJ/INTP are overrepresented on 4chan, on /r9k/, and in typology.
But you're right, still. /mbti/ is full of mistyped 16personalities retards.
Anonymous No.82800252 [Report] >>82800281
>>82799595
Who cares this shit is all bullshit anyways, so just let people have their fun.
If they want or think they're a palpatine esque mastermind or a hi IQ einstein mf just let em. Why does it bother you?
Anonymous No.82800281 [Report]
>>82800252
I'm more of a Palestine mastermind myself. I cry about the Jews and want to harass White women
Anonymous No.82800297 [Report] >>82800313
>>82800029
>none discuss plans/goals/hopes/etc (one of the most common trait of intj's).
Any INTJ who's been in society will know not to just talk about this shit. Nobody cares, nobody will join you in on it, and people will mostly just be upset by you autistically pointing out what's going on, what's going to happen, and why they're retards for not realizing it / holding contradictory opinions. Truth ain't got no value for most humans out there.
Anonymous No.82800313 [Report] >>82800319 >>82800324
>>82800297
why is Saint Terry (pbuh) consuming the vile glowing gorilla goysloppium? I think I'll have to delete CentOS and thrash the drive guys
Anonymous No.82800319 [Report]
>>82800313
Because he'd planned out his suicide and knew he was going out. Consuming goyslop is no issue if you don't plan to live a long, healthy life.
Anonymous No.82800324 [Report]
>>82800313
>CentOS
wow I went retarded from that pic. completely.

maybe feds had a point
Anonymous No.82800332 [Report]
I heckin love the hustle and bustle of systemd
Anonymous No.82800424 [Report]
>>82799595
Why are people falling for this bait?
Is /mbti/ the dumbest thread or what
Anonymous No.82800425 [Report] >>82800436 >>82800871
>>82790872 (OP)
INFJ 2w1

About how they make up excuses for
being losers, especially the white ones

5'9 260 lb I lift a lot

I use a water boiler

That all races have the same Intelligence.

Why would I want another artist to draw on me, i'm not a cuck lol
Anonymous No.82800436 [Report] >>82800448
>>82800425
>I'm INFJ
See: >>82799595
Anonymous No.82800448 [Report]
>>82800436
Wrong personality dumbfuck
Anonymous No.82800691 [Report] >>82801209
>>82799595
Look at all these debates you've started, you're a real mass debater, you've mass debated so many men here theyre just oozing attention all over you.
Anonymous No.82800871 [Report]
>>82800425
>That all races have the same Intelligence.
This has been disproven through many many studies. Anyone with a brain van see that different parents make different babies and not all are the same intelligence.
No human is alike.
Anonymous No.82801209 [Report]
>>82800691
Stroking off men is bad and gross
Anonymous No.82801257 [Report] >>82801352 >>82801852
>>82799595
I like how good at engagement farming you are I wish you would make OP then we'd hit 500 posts quickly every thread and never have a quiet lazy day
Anonymous No.82801352 [Report]
>>82801257
Quiet, lazy days are important..

They build character, after all.
Wink.
Anonymous No.82801852 [Report]
>>82801257
This thread isn't even gonna hit 100 because it's not another "tee hee I'm a foid who loves autistic chuds" thread