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Anonymous No.82816755 [Report] >>82816840 >>82816841 >>82816854 >>82816864 >>82816912 >>82816954 >>82816987 >>82817025 >>82817111 >>82817134 >>82817146 >>82817186
wish i were born male so i could experience gay sex at least once. unfortunately i have this fuckass pussy & no desire to troon out
Anonymous No.82816840 [Report]
>>82816755 (OP)
Ain't nothing stopping you from taking it in the ass, faggot.
Anonymous No.82816841 [Report]
>>82816755 (OP)
Gay sex probably feels like ass.
Anonymous No.82816854 [Report] >>82816974 >>82816989
>>82816755 (OP)

You're in love with the yaoi version of malexmale relationships, not the reality. Gay sex isn't actually some sort of magic thing and gay men often have all sorts of mental issues. Just stop gooning for a few weeks and you'll start to feel better.
Anonymous No.82816864 [Report] >>82816910
>>82816755 (OP)
Bottoming or topping? From your posts im guessing topping
Anonymous No.82816910 [Report] >>82816974
>>82816864
i mean every girl can already have buttsex if she wants so...
Anonymous No.82816912 [Report]
>>82816755 (OP)
Score 1 for the boys
We can top AND bottom!
Anonymous No.82816954 [Report] >>82816974 >>82817127
>>82816755 (OP)
Why do girls with yaoi fetish / autohomoeroticism always like dark broody men like the beta vampire guy? Why not pine for some sort of warm-hearted loving man who will actually care about you?
Anonymous No.82816974 [Report]
>>82816854
you're probably right. i won't take a gooning break but you're probably right

>>82816910
yeah but i don't have a prostate so it wouldn't feel good

>>82816954
beta? like from omegaverse? ough schlckschlckschlck
Dean !/Lro2hkN02 No.82816987 [Report] >>82816992 >>82817004
>>82816755 (OP)
Reminder that this guy's lesbian girlfriend cheated on him with a married 41 year old man and that she was starring in a film with his wife and kid.
Anonymous No.82816989 [Report] >>82817004 >>82817014 >>82817020
>>82816854
i've seen videos of guys cumming bucketas hands free from getting fucked in the asses before so gay sex probably feels pretty good.
Anonymous No.82816992 [Report] >>82817002
>>82816987
what's it matter that the guys wife and daughter were in the movie
Dean !/Lro2hkN02 No.82817002 [Report]
>>82816992

She was working with both the husband and wife, and their kid, and still screwed over their whole family. Trump was always right about KStew.
Anonymous No.82817004 [Report]
>>82816987
i don't care about robert pattinson, i'm avatarfagging a character he plays, not him.

>>82816989
god i wish that were me :((
Anonymous No.82817014 [Report]
>>82816989
>i've seen videos of guys cumming bucketas hands free from getting fucked in the asses before
this is TRUE, however there's a bit BUT attached: you have to "learn" to cum from something in your ass and the person fucking you has to know what they're doing to make it happen, otherwise nothing happens.

so I guess it's a bit like girls having sex: lots of times there's no orgasm I guess
Anonymous No.82817020 [Report] >>82817199
>>82816989

Porn isn't real life femanon.
Anonymous No.82817025 [Report]
>>82816755 (OP)
bet you have a big roastbeef pussy too
Anonymous No.82817111 [Report]
>>82816755 (OP)
You have a hole upside if you are that interested
Anonymous No.82817127 [Report] >>82817176
>>82816954
is that actually common? wheres the variety..

>ftm faggot that is fond of big clingy sweethearts
Anonymous No.82817134 [Report]
>>82816755 (OP)
Isnt life easier as a woman? You could hypothetically do nothing all day but browse 4chan and shopping catalogs and get to get dicked down as a so called expense, sounds like the dream to me.
Anonymous No.82817146 [Report]
>>82816755 (OP)
Hello you, again.
You're good at art, draw a genderswap of yourself, that might be fun.
I used to do that in class.
Anonymous No.82817176 [Report] >>82817194 >>82817210
>>82817127
Ya, it's super common. I had a coworker when I was a grocery store cashier who'd pine for these mopey guys and she trooned out. Afaik cis gay guys weren't into her. Most cis gay men don't really vibe with ftms romantically. I know that might not be what you want to hear but it's just what I've seen.
Anonymous No.82817186 [Report]
>>82816755 (OP)
Have you ever taken a nice shit? It's basically the same but some fag is there.
Anonymous No.82817194 [Report] >>82817301
>>82817176
Yeah, from my unfortunate experience of being around a mainly tranny group, they kinda just lower their standards to the bottom and fuck each other. Like, a lot.

Can't say I'm personally doing any better though as a regular fag male, I've pretty much cut myself off emotionally from everybody.
Anonymous No.82817199 [Report]
>>82817020
ok but this was amateur porn, i don't watch icky studio porn
Anonymous No.82817210 [Report] >>82817301
>>82817176
i def prefer the big teddybear type. throwing yourself at a miserable guy and hoping he'll take you is pretty sad. ik that not all cis gay guys are chill with dating ftms. the bi cis guy im with now is very supportive of me and im very grateful for him.
Anonymous No.82817301 [Report]
>>82817194
My coworker was on the shorter side and ended up in a T4T relationship with a transwoman who was like 6'2" and it was awkward when I saw them together because it just seemed forced. I'm not judgmental but I think some people try to force relationships to not be single.

>>82817210
>throwing yourself at a miserable guy and hoping he'll take you is pretty sad.

I think it's low self esteem that makes people do this.
Anonymous No.82817355 [Report] >>82817392
I'm forever upset I don't have a dick I could masturbate with, pussies are godawful to use and they require a lot of effort. Dicks however, clearly superior.
Anonymous No.82817392 [Report] >>82817431
>>82817355
>Dicks however, clearly superior.
bow down to dicks muahahaha
post socials, i wanna show you mine
Anonymous No.82817431 [Report]
>>82817392
I'm a trannyfag leave me alone

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