Thread 82838553

my gf doesn't do anything but stare at her phone watching facebook slop. she's not even a person anymore she's a watermelon. im having sex with a vegetable

>>82838553 (OP)
>she's a watermelon.
>im having sex with a vegetable
watermelon isn't a vegetable, silly OP!

>>82838553 (OP)
>watching facebook slop
how old is she?

>>82838571
she takes a shit for 3 hours because of the phone

What would you do if you surprised her with reservations to a rotating sushi bar restaurant or benihanas or a barcade
Would she get excited

>>82838553 (OP)
People in general comma Who are on their phones a lot are fucking retards

>>82838553 (OP)
>im having sex with a vegetable
I've never had a gf that didn't just starfish it. Most women just expect you to be expert porn star like they saw in the porn videos. Then get annoyed when you aren't a gynocologist and sexologist.

>>82838553 (OP)
That sounds awesome
>never talks
>never complains
>never move things

>>82838604
she would pretend you be excited but then at the last minute she would just order food delivered to the house in bags

>>82838675
I'll fuck a hot starfish all day but how can i be friend with a watermelon it's so depressing

>>82838953
WTF? I'd just smirk and go, well... thanks for ordering food for tomorrow but we have a dinner reservation
>she still is playing power games and won't go
You sure? I'm dressed up nicely and reserved it just for us, babe.
Any normal woman: Hell yeah
BPD freak in your mind: I will just eat my takeout and send your mother arsenic in the mail

>>82838553 (OP)
This was one of the many reasons I chose to dump my ex-gf. Can't date someone who doesn't even fucking have hobbies besides "spend money" and "scroll phone". If women self-reflected on the absolute emptiness of their lives then they'd probably be suicidal.

>>82838993
I'd be happy if it wasn't the "spend money part" hearing couriers at the door every day, and checking the account to find how much she spent on online purchases means an escort would be cheaper.

>>82839011
Here's some life advice: dump any bitch that EVER uses food delivery services and doubly so if she doesn't cook the majority of her food. If you're dating someone who is too lazy to Google basic recipes and too lazy to drive themselves to Panda Express then you're dating a girl who hasn't learned how to be a woman yet. Also can't date women who are financially irresponsible. Property and the cost of living are through the fucking roof and bitches be spending money like we are in an economic boom. Going to be absolutely HILARIOUS when all these zoomers who never maintain more than 5k maximum in their savings account reach old age and realize that retirement is not possible.

>>82838976
ok thank you neil strauss

I'm about to dump my GF for the same reason. Her one and only hobby is browsing shopping catalogues on tik tok/instagram. She bought a new closet just to store shoes. And then another to store makeup stuff. It's insane. I totally get spending time browsing the internet, I do it a lot, but ADS? she's just looking at ads at all day. She's not learning anything, she's not developing a skill, she's not even consuming funny content. It's all just ads. Also every month I have to spend at least 400-500$ on concert tickets. She sees an ad for a concert of some band she's never heard of and then goes WE HAVE TO GO. IT SAYS RIGHT HERE WE HAVE TO GO, SEE? IT SAYS RIGHT HERE THAT THIS IS THE BIGGEST CONCERT OF THE YEAR. WE CAN'T MISS IT! LOOK, IT SAYS SO RIGHT HERE. I can see the white part above her eyes when she says this, like some fentanyl addict reaching for her next dose. It's fucking insane. The sex isn't even good, I have to initiate every time and she puts 0 effort into it. this is basically the best I can get as a non-chad, so I'll have to accept being alone forever.

>>82839123
you should surprised her by putting rubber cocks in her shoe

>>82838553 (OP)
then break up with her? what's the problem

>>82839525
I can't she lives in my house

>>82838553 (OP)
>im having sex with a vegetable
Hot

Does she let you have sex with her while she's mindlessly scrolling on Facebook and ignoring you?

I love killing threads

>>82840937
i love killing relationship

>>82838553 (OP)
Most women are like that anon

I thought you were describing my gf for a second, I may start cheating on her

>>82839123
when i realised that ads actually work on some people i felt some kind of existential horror
i thought everyone just ignored them but no, people are really engaging with them
very scary

>>82838553 (OP)
>she's a watermelon. im having sex with a vegetable
tranny detected

>>82838660
based disabled voice to text poster

>>82838960
Does she require you to stay near her or limit what you can do with your time? My gf is the same but when she's over I just ignore her unless we're fucking at that moment and do my own thing while she brainrots on the couch all day so it's pretty painless.

>>82839123
me and my gf both started new jobs around the same time, getting paid the exact same rate. we were both living with family. i have a car and she does not so she's not spending money on that, but she was responsible for more of the food at her house. after a year i had almost 25k banked which i used as a down payment on my first house and she had essentially nothing. this is the final nail in the coffin of the cold reality that i am never, ever moving in with her or getting more serious than a regular weekend fuck. i can handle not banging as much as i want to since i understand i am der coomer and i can handle her being watermelon mode since that really is just low maintenance but the level of personal irresponsibility is something i can't stomach having as a serious part of my life

>>82839123
nigger if you ended up in this situation it's your own fault

>>82841485
Thank God autismchads are immune to ads and propaganda. I wonder how normies feel when they see an ad. My brain just blocks it automatically as white noise.