Thread 82838822

>be me
>autistic NEET biofem anonette
>need money quick or i'll be homeless
what do i do?

get a job, dumbass

>>82838822 (OP)
Should've got a boyfriend when you had a chance

>>82838822 (OP)
Onlyfans.
Become a streamer. Hoard orbitors.
Levy a simp army.

>>82838833
Don't do it OP
Find a nice guy to marry at church and live with him. Have only one fan

>>82838822 (OP)
country u from?

>>82838836
>Church
>Nice guy
Wahahahahah. Found the low iq cuck

>>82838840
france, somethingsomethingnotoriginalcomment

>>82838848
Well ackshually I am very smart

>>82838833
the ame route

>>82838888
Wow. Just the billionth time a retard thinks they are a genius.

>>82838913
I only assert myself on that matter because the doctors who tested me said so

>>82838941
Right you got some faggot ass paper by some faggot ass doctor. Now bask this rotten world in your God given gifts. I'm sure you will change anything. Like the millions of other niggers saying they are gifted and very smart.

>>82838957
The world isn't immutable, and it can get better if you pound pavement and show up to volunteer. If you have time to shitpost, you have time to do something that you care about.

>>82838995
It's hilarious you talk so proud of yourself of how doctors have medically diagnosed you to be a genius. And here you are telling some internet loser how they should be doing something else other than shitpost.
Hello??? Who is the genius here. It's you not me.

>>82838850
Willing to show your hairy French asshole and cunt to an anon with money? I can venmo, Zell, PayPal etc.

>>82838833
> Onlyfans.
>Become a streamer. Hoard orbitors.
>Levy a simp army
Will be homeless in 12 days
All of those take time
Besides cant do onlyfans

>>82839009
you shouldn't do it anony..

>>82838822 (OP)
Really fast would be to advertise here and hope you can latch some simps to pay for nudes and videos of you. Ideally posting tits with timestamp would hook a lot of guys since they know now you are real and not a larp

>>82839009
No, thats prostitution

I'm a rich woman girl's girl, give me your discord and I will help you. If you give me your blacked out id proving you are female I will help. And voice chat which I hate, just gotta be sure. I'll help. I can also refer you to my aunt she is like a girls girl on steroids she'll literally fix your entire life

>>82838995
>If you have time to shitpost, you have time to do something that you care about.
You say that like I don't care about shitposting. I'm a licensed professional.

>>82839033
Are you single? I need a rich gf to travel with.

>>82839033
Ok uhhh this is a temp mail
U can send me ur discord there
kiyosa9548@apocaw.com

>>82839032
But you need money. Would you rather starve? Be homeless? Maybe some homeless guy Habs you with needles on your first night out and your life is fucked beyond repair struggling with aids. Maybe you get raped, 75% of homeless women are raped on their first month. Maybe somebody just kills you for fun. Is your pride really worth that?

>>82839057
Im already starving but it fine, I still need to lose 2kg
Men really dont get it. Prostitution and rape are the death of the self

>>82839033
>average woman's response to someone in need
>>82839057
>average man's response
Moids are fucking sick in the head. We need another world war to kill these psychos off.

See? Theres always everyone ready to help out the girl ready to be homeless

>>82838850
are you brown then?

>>82839005
It's Saturday, I need a day off from saving the world. It's one of the ten commandments.

>>82839104
Jesus bussy gaping blasted by BBC demons in Jewish hell right now

>>82839086
Men cant be raped or be physically overpowered easily
Hope this helps

>>82838822 (OP)
>need money quick or i'll be homeless
>what do i do?
Are you opposed to whoring yourself out for money? because it's the easiest way to earn money without really needing to be good at anything, you're even allowed to be high when meeting your clients.
Just make a profile on a dating app and if you're attractive enough someone will offer you money to have sex with them.

>>82838822 (OP)
Pick one of the two oldest professions out there, millitary or prostitution. you will be whoring yourself for money either way

>>82839128
Just invisible and ignored living in purgatory until they die unless they can be of use to someone (without being allowed to expect any return on any investment of effort or money of course)

>>82839075
>>average woman's response
>performative lies
>>average man's response
>brutal realistic assessment

>>82839112
Jews don't have a hell, theologically. In unrelated news, paying a fair price for something isn't a place.

>>82839161
I'm not lying I'm just finding a good email to message her on
Honestly as a beggar she should be more accommodating
yknow fuck this grifter
If she really wanted my doll hairs she'd make it easier. I won't make an account on a chinesastan website to kiss "her" ass
Ligma

>>82839075
Female response:
>a piece of fiction designed to make you feel good, but doesn't solve anything
Male response:
>Actual advice, that you're not forced to take.

Not saying there isn't a place for both, but the men aren't forcing you to do anything.

>>82839185
Nigga just google temp mail
Its not that hard

>>82839214
None of them let you send emails you fucking moron

>>82839177
How many christians have been praying while they get murdered and raped? Millions. And every time a single prayer works 1 out of a million times. They say it's God's miracle. Sooo much cope lmao. I can't believe an "high iq individual" believes this garbage.
Absolute waste. and according to jews Jesus is boiling in shit and maybe it's not hell, but it's some place. Semantics don't get you anywhere, but I guess semantics is how christians cope about not having any proof of anything.

>>82839220
Tell me your discord and I'll e-mail it to her for you :)

>>82839224
>he thinks I worship the dead jew on a stick

Cant believe theres no other frenchanons here

>>82839229
People that really need help wouldn't create this many barriers, so no. She can give her discord and earnestly beg for help

>>82839297
Right. Because you advertise yourself as someone who are in the same lane with church goers ,oh my how could I think you worship Jesus. Clearly your brain just glitched out for a moment because there is no way someone smart wouldn't have fucking known a person would think this based on how you write shit.
I just gotta say. The doctors papers about you being smart are as valid as all the schizo desert lore writings out there.

lol OP is brown

>>82839344
well yeah, they already said they were french

>>82839032
a single picture of your holes for probably at least 20 bucks sounds like a very good deal

OKAY
HERE IS MY FUCKING DISCORD
FUCK
.wakingdreams

>>82839344
Damn, I was going to help her but I only help other whites. Browns get enough help from the government as it is. Feels good to do my part to exclusively help the white race whenever I can.

>>82839364
Kill yourself disgusting animal

>>82839337
>he doesn't realize that when one person responds to another person's post, a third person can reply to that
Doesn't the JIDF give you any training before setting you loose on 4chan?

>>82839458
Yes a third person can reply and you shouldn't budge in without stating so. Nobody asked you to third party, just like nobody asked your mom to third party, but I just guess it's in your blood.

>>82839490
Not that anon but you clearly don't have the brainpower for anonymous imageboards.

>>82839009
how much would you pay her for it

>>82839506
>Not that anon
Nice try faggot

>>82838836
>nice guy to marry at church
...so you want her to get abused and mistreated until death do them part.
You're evil.

>>82838836
You know its impossible to find a husband in 12 days right?

>>82839519
Not paying just any girl I want one in a precarious situation it appeals to my kink more.
>>82839071
Death is the death of the self, the other stuff is a matter of what you feel. I could post a contact if you change your mind, or preferably you post one "for someone to help" so you don't have to admit to servicing me privately. I'm not posting without proof of request from OP because I don't want any basic whore taking advantage of me for money.

>>82839540
That was a freebie but at least we know you're not a complete mouthbreather. Only mostly.

>>82838822 (OP)
Get a boyfriend. Preferably an Incel

>>82838822 (OP)
>make only fans
>post pics on reddit with link to onlyfans
>profit
you're a woman, it's that easy.

>>82840910
Femanons don't even realize how much allure there is in watching a 4chan dwelling girl hopping on cock. We'd pay premium for that sight.

>>82839021
You're a woman. All women have tons of orbiters and male friends. Find out the most desperate of the lot and tell him your situation, but make sure you act flirty/friendly when you do it, he'll cave just thinking about the possibility

>be a woman
>ask for someone to fix their life for them
>rich people pour out of the woodworks to make it happen

>>82839623
>its impossible to find a husband in 12 days
Skill issue

>>82838822 (OP)
get a fucking job, it's that simple

>>82841304
how? how??? HOW???????