Thread 82839068

>be me
>straight male
>see this
>cock gets hard as diamonds
Why?

>>82839068 (OP)
Because you're addicted to porn and also not entirely straight. Probably haven't touched a woman in years, if ever.

>>82839068 (OP)
you're a closeted homosexual

>>82839078
>Because you're addicted to porn
Incorrect, I barely watch point.
>and also not entirely straight.
Incorrect, I'm only attracted to females or something that looks like a female, e.g. a Paolo Serpieri drawing.
>Probably haven't touched a woman in years, if ever.
Incorrect, although it's true I haven't slept with anyone this year.

>>82839079
Incorrect, nothing gay about wanting to penetrate the behind of someone like this.

>>82839068 (OP)
cause that niggas hot. Next question

>>82839068 (OP)
I love these faggots presenting their soft, smooth, estrogenized bodies because they crave male attention and feeling a dominant man's seed inside them. I wouldn't be able to keep my hands off her

>>82839068 (OP)
I have tranny fatigue...
Coincidentally, brown/black fatigue

I know nigger hands typed that post, OP

youre just bisexual. also your really unfunny

>>82839270
>I have tranny fatigue...
I do have tranny (and LGBT in general) fatigue too, but I still want to breed >>82839068 (OP) >>82839138 asses.
>I know nigger hands typed that post, OP
I'm most definitely not black.

>>82839308
>youre just bisexual.
The curious case of a "bisexual" who doesn't like men. Now I'll have to take it up my ass and change my name to Benjamin Bottom, I guess.

>also your really unfunny
I don't care about being "funny" or "unfunny".

>>82839068 (OP)
you're porn/coom brained. if you consume pornography so much your brain basically rewires itself to get off on the sight of women but also dicks, so naturally you'll then find women with dicks appealing

>be me
>would rather fuck pic related over ANY tranny
>attracted to 0% of men
>attracted to <1% of trannies like >>82839068 (OP) >>82839138 who clearly take female hormones and look like females other than the genitals

Somehow this is "bisexuality" or even "closeted homosexuality". Impressive.

>>82839388
>you're porn/coom brained
>if you consume pornography so much
Like I said above, I don't watch (too much) porn, I don't even remember the last time I've clicked on a porn website (outside /gif/, from where I got this webm) and I have 0 (zero) porn movies saved on my PC.

>>82839138
>I barely watch point.
This is unironically the reason, you have too little exposure to porn that unusual things like femboys arouse you.
I recommend a 12 hour gooning sesh 6 days a week for the next 5 years, it will fix you.

>>82839504
>and I have 0 (zero) porn movies saved on my PC.
Actually I lied, just remembered I have a MILF PAWG porn saved, it's the only one.

>>82839211
This guy knows whats up. Based

>>82839509
>This is unironically the reason, you have too little exposure to porn that unusual things like femboys arouse you.
I think you're mistaken, I don't give a single fuck about femboys. I like women and extremely outlier trannies, most trannies and femboys don't do it for me

Only femboy I remember liking was this one from back when he LARPed as a tranny for porn and was on hormones. I'm not attracted to his current appearance from a photo I saw.

>I recommend a 12 hour gooning sesh 6 days a week for the next 5 years, it will fix you.
Good idea, I'm going to try it ASAP. Thanks for the great idea!

>>82839798
>extremely outlier trannies
Daisy Taylor for example.

>>82839138
i have a similar body to this but im not on hrt which make me think that i shouldve taken it anyways

>>82839849
Post body. And maybe go on HRT now?

Because you're actually gay
Originalarama

>>82839865
>Post body.
ok
took this today and wanted to post it anyways desu
https://litter.catbox.moe/5edt8diwyrby8no3.mp4
>And maybe go on HRT now?
no im 25
its over

>>82839907
oh hey new stuff <3
nta but someone else lol

>>82839907
Are you the one who used to have a picture of 2B as your discord profile and wanted to be a JAV star o algo

>>82839907
>no im 25
Not too late at all, especially with your body already being way better for this than the absolute majority that have started early.

>>82839936
yes thats me
>>82839946
its still scary to think i can be a 30 year old tranny soon if i did

>>82840016
I recognized your midriff. Whyd you delete your discord account tho

>>82840052
it got banned for stupid reasons

>>82840016
Think of it realistically. If you start now you'll be a passable tranny in your late 20 and through your entire 30s, then somewhere in your mid 40s you'd start to look more like a feminine guy again. At that point you should just stop the hrt and if you did thing like getting breast implants then you just have them removed.
You still have your youth, the regret of not doing the things you wish for is usually way worse than the regret over your actions. You can do it and still be normal afterwards if you want to.

>>82840073
did you make a new one

>>82840092
im not convinced
i feel like i have a better chance to be happy doing nothing and taking the path of least resistance
>>82840140
yeah

>>82840162
want to add if i post mine

>>82840162
>i feel like i have a better chance to be happy doing nothing and taking the path of least resistance
In your case it's probably right, it's not like you need to go that far if you are comfortable with yourself. Some crossdressing and make-up should be enough to make even a lot of straight guys want to fuck you, even without that you could easily get bi-leaning guys with no issue.

>>82840205
sure
>>82840229
>Some crossdressing and make-up should be enough to make even a lot of straight guys want to fuck you
yeah thats the plan until i man up or get too old....

>>82840271
ledungeonmaster

>>82839352
the technical term is gynosexual but bisexual nonetheless anon

>>82839068 (OP)
>>82839078
>>82839211
god is a kinky bastard

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antisperm_antibodies

god literally designed male bodies so that if other male cums in your ass, his DNA will overwrite yours and if you continue having men cum in your bussy after some time your reproductive system ends up infertile. literally natures way of branding you as a failed male.

semen also has oxytocin in it, which can be absorbed through the rectal wall and is an antidepressant, causes warm comfy feelings, reduces stress, and promotes pair bonding.

this all combined with our prostate in the ass means god is one degenerate fag

>>82839820
>>82839798
post more webms like this. please

>>82839068 (OP)
its pretty simple you're attracted to his feminine appearance.

>>82839078
>Because you're addicted to porn
>and also not entirely straight.
>Probably haven't touched a woman in years, if ever.
yes

>>82839068 (OP)
He looks like woman.

>>82840883
>bisexual nonetheless
Hahahaha.

>number of biological women I've considered attractive in my lifetime
No idea, probably tens of thousands by now.
>number of (highly estrogenized) trannies I consider attractive
Probably 10 or so.
>number of men I find attractive
0.
>number for cartoon characters (not even human beings), I used to find attractive when I was a lad and horny
At least 5 characters from DBZ, at least 5 from Bleach (Rangiku was my favorite), a couple from Naruto, already more than trannies. I'm pretty sure I even fapped to Pete's wife as a young lad.

The absolute state of "bisexuality", you "are" one even though you don't like men, even though as a kid you even liked a cartoon thing like pic related (so very low standards, yet men don't make the cut), but you must be "bisexual" because a few trannies look good and perfectly feminine. lol

>>8284155
>>number of men I find attractive
>0.
Probably 10 or so.*

>82841560
The "men" in question, people with highly modified physical traits due to the impact of female hormones.

Like I said, the absolute state of "bisexuality" when you would fuck this >>82839504, this >>82839138 or even this >>82841553, but not a man.

>>82839068 (OP)
>straight male
>see woman
>get aroused
its not very complicated

>>82841634
who gives a shit about "bisexuals" anyways

we're on 4chan no one here cares if you like chicks with dicks aka men.

Tell you what the tranny psyop is definitely starting to work on me. Not sure how to feel about that.

Why is it that gay people can have straight instances but straight people can't have gay instances? Why is it only one way? People say "there's nothing wrong with being gay" but they're clearly lying because they treat it as a contamination, a one drop rule kind of thing.

>>82840934
Wow, I didn't know anal sex is that enjoyable

Any hot troons in here?

>>82841803
it's not that great actually

>>82841724
This
I don't know why people even bother to announce their bisexuality. I say this as a bisexual male who has had sex with both men and women: no one cares, it's the most nothing-burger sexuality ever.

>>82841916
women do care a bit, because they'll view you as highly likely to cheat on them with a guy. but if you're just fucking them then whatever