Anonymous
10/19/2025, 12:36:03 AM
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Freckled Stacies
Freckled VIRGIN Stacies: YOU OWE ME SEX!
How dare you? HOW DARE YOU! After ALL I have suffered through, you continue to deny me sex! How can you live with yourselves knowing that I am hurting by dint of your repudiation?
My folly, oh the great inanity that disturbs my being, is the gentlemanliness which afflicts me. The cruel craving to carry a cute chit carefully clockwise down a shining spiral staircase into a sophisticated senate. You have dispossessed me of such a fate and left me to ROT and WITHER away all by my lonesome.
Is it so alluring? The prospect of making PowerPoints your whole life for slightly more than the median income?
Or is it the sex? Do you somehow think that these abusive drug dealers who have you wrapped around their fingers are more potent and virile than I? I'll have you know my masculinity is QUITE sufficient.
Perhaps it is my shyness?
No matter. Regardless of whatever aspect of my character or appearance you find so disturbing, I am NO LONGER giving you the option to reject me.
Whatever council, committee, or cartel you have formed to deprive me of my dues, know this: you have EXACTLY 48 hours from the time of me posting this to offer ONE of yourselves up to me, CHASTITY INTACT, or else ALL OF HUMANITY WILL PERISH.
In fact, I believe that given my position I have the right to bargain for MUCH more.
You will hand to me, oh league of freckled Stacies, a beautiful, young, virginal, playful, dainty, bubbly, hairless (except on the head, brow, and optionally the nethers (at the very least well-manicured)), funny, bookish, artsy, stylish, brunette lady with blue or green eyes and freckles. That is my humble and REASONABLE request. Do not ignore me.
How dare you? HOW DARE YOU! After ALL I have suffered through, you continue to deny me sex! How can you live with yourselves knowing that I am hurting by dint of your repudiation?
My folly, oh the great inanity that disturbs my being, is the gentlemanliness which afflicts me. The cruel craving to carry a cute chit carefully clockwise down a shining spiral staircase into a sophisticated senate. You have dispossessed me of such a fate and left me to ROT and WITHER away all by my lonesome.
Is it so alluring? The prospect of making PowerPoints your whole life for slightly more than the median income?
Or is it the sex? Do you somehow think that these abusive drug dealers who have you wrapped around their fingers are more potent and virile than I? I'll have you know my masculinity is QUITE sufficient.
Perhaps it is my shyness?
No matter. Regardless of whatever aspect of my character or appearance you find so disturbing, I am NO LONGER giving you the option to reject me.
Whatever council, committee, or cartel you have formed to deprive me of my dues, know this: you have EXACTLY 48 hours from the time of me posting this to offer ONE of yourselves up to me, CHASTITY INTACT, or else ALL OF HUMANITY WILL PERISH.
In fact, I believe that given my position I have the right to bargain for MUCH more.
You will hand to me, oh league of freckled Stacies, a beautiful, young, virginal, playful, dainty, bubbly, hairless (except on the head, brow, and optionally the nethers (at the very least well-manicured)), funny, bookish, artsy, stylish, brunette lady with blue or green eyes and freckles. That is my humble and REASONABLE request. Do not ignore me.
