Thread 82846437

What is the worst thing about eating pussy?

>>82846437 (OP)
idk im a perma virgin khhv.

>>82846437 (OP)
sometimes it smells like peepee or poopy if the girl hasn't showered in a while.
everything else is great.

vagina doesn't please tongue for some reason
what's the math on that?

Its emasculating and submissive.

>>82846437 (OP)
you have to wash your face and hands after. It's hard to find a comfortable position if she wants a finger (or two) inside while you're doing it.

They fart sometimes and they try to hold it in, so you get this weird strained "tssssssssssss" type fart you'll end up inhaling while trying to breathe while also being covered in piss from when they cum.

>>82846437 (OP)

Having your organs shut down because she wiped the wrong way.

>>82846620
That's what you get for being a retard. Who tf would take a shit and not shower before they have sex?

>>82846437 (OP)
If i had to pick - REALLY had to answer - it would be the pube floss in the morning the next day

>>82846437 (OP)
messy, puts you in a submissive position even if you try to be dominant about it by putting her in awkward positions so you aren't on your knees like a dog, they always then expect it/want more if you reveal your skill at it
I never understood the sudden shift in popularizing eating pussy/ass and telling people you love it/are good at it.
>yes it does get you more play
>yes you will give more pleasure to your partner and they will like you for it
but i like to do the fucking/being pleased and i enjoy having girls who don't mind or don't care for that stuff but in turn enjoy sucking dick/giving pleasure
desu it's not worth having to eat pussy every time you wanna fuck. fuck foreplay, most i'll do is rub/finger the pussy

>>82846437 (OP)
Is this chickn pussy?

>>82846437 (OP)
The neck pain

>>82846437 (OP)
You get addicted to it.

The throat cancer from HPV

>>82846437 (OP)
sometimes there is shit in it if she's a messy wiper

>>82846694
No chickn is darker and fatter than that. Her nudes have been leaked before and she's blown out

>>82846841
Oh thank god I have never seen them then, that's animal abuse

>>82846620
>eating out pajeeta-tier slop women has consequences
Who would have thunk

>>82846437 (OP)
>when you make her cum she gets sensitive and pushes your head away
>she starts begging for your cock or hands instead
>it ends
>girls don't let me do it enough
My top 5

>>82846437 (OP)
when shes drunk and takes too long to bust and your tongue and jaw get really sore, otherwise love it overall

>>82846878
I agree with all of those points

>>82846437 (OP)
>The high chance of HPV, which leads to throat cancer.
>The fact that hundreds have been there before you.
>The pussy is blown out and unsightly.
>Any awful smell.
Sure, I'd eat a cute innie slit (write the alphabet on her clit), but I'll never see one of those now.

>>82846437 (OP)
Having her tell me that I gave shit head, only to come around a few days later asking for it and when I asked "I thought I gave shit head?" she replies "BPD"
My self confidence has taken a toll

>>82846437 (OP)
oraI cancer

The taste but 10 licks nukes it
Ive eaten box that tasted like strawberries and ones that tastes like rotten vinegar
Steel yourself munching box is fun

>>82846437 (OP)
if shes fat: it tastes bad
if she vapes: it tastes like acrid battery acid (gross)
if she dirty: it smells like fish (do not eat)
if shes biologically optimal: it tastes like fucking hawaiin flowers or tropical perfume

when the bitch is hot but she wipes back-to-front.

>>82846589
>>82846620
this is good though
>>82848261
this is the only real negative

>>82846437 (OP)
When she tells you she fucked some other dude.

>>82846437 (OP)
Who the fuck would eat out a non white? Absolutely vile.

>>82846437 (OP)
Usually there's no downside. But it tastes like semen sometimes. That's can be pretty unsettling.

>>82846437 (OP)
dont know, never done it, never will
for me its about protecting my masculinity.
I would rather die than have it otherwise

Getting throat cancer.
They warned you to use glad wrap over it in highschool. But you listened to gay black rappers. Gen Z can die. Fucking infected generation.

>>82848461
that's the last dude's nut
>bbububut we're exclusive
no you ain't nigga

>>82846437 (OP)
It can be very, very salty

>>82849599
Glad wrap also gives cancer

>>82846437 (OP)
Never know and never will

>>82850203
I'm not glad about that at all

>>82846515
>hasn't showered in a while
are you an indian? here in the west, everyone showers daily

>>82846437 (OP)
This is a homosexual question. Would you prefer the sensation of eating a man's asshole and sucking a man's cock?

the fact that it smells like a sea urchin was stuffed into a durian and left to rot in the sun for 2 wees

>>82846437 (OP)
Only having one face

>>82846437 (OP)
chopped looking pussy ong fr if a fembot pulled this out on me id leave the room and lock the door from the outside

>>82850712
>here in the west, everyone showers daily
Not me. That's bad for your skin.

>>82846620
Lol you just know this guy intentionally tongue-punched the pooper and the couple walked it back to save face.

I unironically earned my red wings.
I'm still not sure how to feel about it.

Hi this is chickn speaking.

I have never sent pussy pics to anyone from 4chan... I did send pussy pics to a discord e-boy a year ago once but he doesnt post on 4chan.

Please stop claiming to have pussy pics of me or claiming they got leaked because the only pussy pic of mine thats been leaked was way back on Tumblr when I was underage.

>>82846841
>>82846847
Above are the posts that claim to have my pussy pics.

Tldr; my pussy pics dont exist stop claiming they leaked

>>82851171
you shouldve just pretended that was you. im sure at least 10 anons jerked off in this thread

>>82851171
Chickn how much of your Throne list would I have to buy you to get pussy pics? I want to see something hairy and brown and I'm all out of woodland creature pics.

>>82851171
On the off chance that you're actually panicking about a fire that you know is out there, here's some advice from an actual oldfag.

Ignore it. It'll be forgotten in literal minutes. There is an ocean of those pics on the internet that nobody cares about and yours will disappear in moments, never to be recognized.
Unless you draw attention to it.
Ignore it.
Gloss past it.

>Hey, anon, is this you?
>Lol, nah, mines hairier
Is the correct response, NOT outright denial.

>>82846437 (OP)
only homosexuals eat pussy. Imagine humiliating yourself to such a submissive position. I'd kms if I was ever caught in such a position.

>>82851171
Underage by what definition? Might need that for research purposes

>>82851311
its no big deal if a woman calls me a pussy eating faggot

>>82851331
No she takes photos of it, you end up getting herpes and throat cancer and you can never deny it to anyone that you haven't went down on a whore that has had many dicks in that same area. You should seriously kys.

>>82851351
that wont happen. id never know a girl with herpes

>>82846577
>>82851311
>>82851351
these honestly
not a fan of putting my mouth in the same place where other men's dicks have been

>>82851465
so you wouldnt kiss a girl?

>>82846437 (OP)
Throat cancer

Look it up. (F.A.M doctor for 6 years now)

>>82851577
kissing a girl is literally socially acceptable & expected behavior
going down on a girl as a man absolutely has a stigma around it amongst groups of other men and it doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure out why things are that way.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KI-4f--Hlrs

>>82851730
what about the second sentence in that post

>>82848358
I met one woman with the perfect pussy and she was terribly insane.

It smelled so fucking good, she tasted so good, she kissed me with so much love, she intentionally made me fall in love with her just to disappear, why the fuck are women like that, maybe it's revenge for something someone else did in her life but why me

>>82850807
It is not as long as you dont use scalding water use quality soap and moisturize daily. In my experience men soap is always terrible for your skin. Use a very mild smelling woman soap. I never wash my hair with anything but lukewarm water to avoid damaging it.

>>82851156
Same, I'm not when proud of it

>>82851748
what about it? i'm not the biggest fan of kissing but it's normal so i oblige just so we can take things further but you don't have to go down on her necessarily just like she doesn't have to suck your dick neither ya know.

>>82851801
it's not someone to stay up for

>>82851730
Most women have sucked multiple dicks by age 12. By the time they're 25, it's in the hundreds, possibly thousands.

>>82851770
>you can solve this problem with more products
Retard take, paypig.

>>82846437 (OP)
it's too close to the anus

>>82852915
thats one of the best parts doe

>>82846878
It is too heavenly to stop. It is a drug with how addictive it is

>>82852974
b-but what if she farts?

>>82846437 (OP)
One time my gf was so wet it was like licking an overly slimy slug, almost puked it was so thick and mucusy. From then on I only ate p in the shower.

>>82853086
well... depends on the fart doesnt it

>>82851465
so if im a virgin and only plastic has been in it then is it still emasculating, also it does not have to be submissive when your holding her down and doing it too you know

>>82846437 (OP)
Nothing. Eating pussy is a gift. I do it for every girl I date. One of my favorite memories is eating a girl out for hours.

>>82846620
thank you anon, il save this so i can show it to any femoid who dares to request me to do such nasty act

>>82853108
>depends on the fart doesnt it
Not really