Thread 82852522

Idk I feel like I deserve a funny and cool autistic bf who I can cook/bake for it's my birthright

>>82852522 (OP)
>tranny character keychain
staying faaaaaar away from you

>>82852522 (OP)
I'm autistic but uncool, do I qualify?

>>82852533
Sorry to break it to you but I stole that picture from one of my internet mutuals
>>82852544
What qualifies as uncool

>>82852572
Being a nerdy shut-in who hates socializing.

>>82852572
use a different image then

>>82852522 (OP)
I am not funny or cool only autistic. I don't know how I feel about the fact that people make keychains and shirts from basedjaks and wear them outside. It is just so bizare to me when I remember all the spam posts lol.

>>82852594
I mean interest wise
>>82852614
Was Bridget ever really announced as trans or was it just something the trans community pushed on others so hard that it caused mass delusion?

>>82852643
https://www.gamerbraves.com/guilty-gear-strive-confirms-that-bridget-is-indeed-trans/

>>82852522 (OP)
That's literally me but women always hurt me so I stopped caring

>>82852522 (OP)
You're trans but I'm lonely. I'm 6'1 but a fat fuck, however I recently started ozempic and lost 20lbs in a month. I'd say in 5-6 months I won't be a fat fuck anymore, would I qualify?

>>82852662
im 6'2 but 120lbs is there ozempic but for thin people

>>82852684
Lots of mac and cheese. Get some high fat cuts of ground beef, brown it and fry it in its own fat then boil some macaroni and add it to the beef along with a ton of cheese. Easily 1000+ calorie meal. Best way to stop being a skelly.

>>82852643
>I mean interest wise
I'm interested in obscure music, literature, cinema and PC games so average uncool nerd shit.

>>82852701
What do you consider "obscure music"? If it has over 10k listens it is not obscure.

>>82852522 (OP)
>funny and cool autistic bf
how would you define someone like that?
also baking is based, i can cook but i can't bake, lol

>>82852698
damn but i fear that might end up clogging my veins

>>82852522 (OP)
>funny and cool autistic bf
I mean, my friends say I'm funny but I don't think I am. Same about being cool I guess.

Would be super happy to have a wife that knows how to cook and shit though

>>82852735
As someone who got fat exclusively from eating home cooked meals (I don't eat fast food), I'm 6'1 and 260lbs. My blood results are all normal. You'll be fine if you just want to gain about 40lbs.

>>82852636
Because..
>>82852648
What the hell
>>82852659
What women are you chasing after?
>>82852662
I'm not trans, sorry to disappoint you

>>82852533
>>82852572
>>82852614
>>82852643
>>82852648
That is not even Bridget you stupid fucks, that is Falin from Dungeon Meshi.
I'm so tired of you e-girl/e-boy fucks using my culture as a costume.

>>82852767
What race are you? Are you fat?

>>82852709
Uh here are some examples:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FpyxLL8zSg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3HmqVCKyN0

>>82852701
>Cinema
i'm listening..
>>82852719
Someone who has similar interests and humor as me is cool and funny. Autistic is self explanatory.
Also I have a beginner level of experience with baking, baking is a science, it's not like cooking where you can experiment and it will still taste or look good.. if you add even a drop of more water or flour or whatever to your mix, your entire recipe is ruined

>>82852768
suuure it is bud
now face the wall

>>82852748
>friends
Okay normie
>>82852768
Your culture is infact my costume tho
>>82852786
>race
I am mixed
>are you fat?
I am chubby

>>82852522 (OP)
i deserve a girl who can handle banter

>>82852834
>normie
Listen man, the only reason I have any friends is because I used to be in the Army. Otherwise I wouldn't have anyone.

>>82852806
>similar interests and humor as me
well that doesn't tell me much, care to elaborate on those?

>baking is a science, it's not like cooking where you can experiment and it will still taste or look good..
what, you think cooking is that easy? add a bit much salt, one bad/unwanted ingredient, or add stuff at the wrong time and your recipe is similarly ruined
but then again, you have some leeway to fuck up, similar to baking i'm pretty sure (from what i've been told at least)

>>82852816
Fuck off back to X or /pol/ or whatever garbage heap you crawled out of, tourist.
>>82852834
You too, fuck off back to pinterest

>>82852854
I dont care about your tranime fuck off from 4chan

>>82852698
Skinnycles just need to hamburger helpermaxx

>>82852834
>I am chubby
kek so you're morbidly obese. Post hand.

>>82852794
ew buttrock and electronic

>>82852883
No I'm just 15lbs overweight in fatmerica

>>82852927
Post hand anyway. It's easy to tell how attractive a woman is by her hands. That is, if you aren't trans like you claim you're not.

>>82852875
She is not a trans character. You were not even here prior to 2016. Fuck off.

>>82852806
>i'm listening..
I like all sorts of movies, I guess mainly horror and surreal stuff like Lynch, Aster, Cronenberg, Eggers etc.

>>82852684
You are OP? I really like that about you, unfortunately I am not funny I'm scared and sad all the time and it's over, oh well..

>>82853200
no im just a random dude

>>82853224
Do you want a boyfriend at all?

>>82853232
well im not gay so not really

>>82852522 (OP)
op if ur a virgin female ill be ur autist bf

>>82853242
Oh ya me either really

>>82852767
>Because..
Because I am not I am not some quirky guy I have the autism that leads me to become interested in a few topics and bad at socializing not the funny guy type

>>82852522 (OP)
Sorry, I only have aspergers and I cook only most simple shit because I hate cooking. But I'm going to paint anime figs.

>>82852522 (OP)
Do you have any cool interests? Aside from cooking/baking, I assume.

>>82852522 (OP)
sounds cool, op.

>>82852522 (OP)
Are you the same girl who keeps replying to my autism spam?

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