Thread 82875330

Alexa, find me a cute, introverted, intelligent girl that watches anime and plays video games to be my girlfriend

>>82875330 (OP)
Alexa hack all the Swiss banks and give me 10.5 million in the next 5 minutes where I'm going to fucking kill myself Alexa. I swear to God. Alexa if you don't fucking give me 10.5 million I'm going to throw my body into the stratosphere and raw dog the Sun and blow my fucking load in it and then it's going to expand and cause a heat death and the whole world will die because I fucked the Sun

>>82875330 (OP)
They're already all taken by alt normies and tall chads. Reference: A cute, introverted, intelligent girl that watches anime and plays video game with a chadlite bf.

>>82875403
Could someone like me become a chadlite? Obviously never a chad because you have to be born a chad

>>82875444
Can't tell without a picture or description. But if you have a bad frame just minmaxx into emo or jirai style. If you're tall then go the gym route and get tanned.

>>82875464
But I don't want to be an emo faggot

Alexa, find me a crazy, worthless, slave girl that worships me and tends to my every whim to be my toy