Thread 82878356

foid here

>>82878356 (OP)
You will never be a man and rape another man or be raped homosexually by one

>>82878363
yeah for some reason i get really bad dysphoria when i think about this. i thought my pooner phase was over but apparently it's just dormant when i'm not horny kek

>>82878356 (OP)
okay? do you want an award for having a pussy or something

>>82878378
i saw in a thread that i only need to post "foid here" to get attention. so far the hypothesis is correct

>>82878356 (OP)
i will render your meatprison into soluble fats and use it to cook my dinner

>>82878356 (OP)
hi!!!! hello!!!!!!
>>82878383
it's very true, use this wisely!!!!!!!!!!

>>82878384
>cannibalism as a metaphor for love
i accept your feelings nonnie

>>82878376
How old are you? You seem older

>>82878356 (OP)
>foid here
let me breed you

>>82878356 (OP)
will you date me foid?

>>82878394
hai hai hai !!!!!!!!! >w<

>>82878405
i'm 21

>>82878412
nty i don't wanna be pregernt until im married happily

>>82878421
hwat's your favorite batman comic? your answer will determine mine

>>82878431
>i'm 21
God I wish I was 21 again

>>82878356 (OP)
If I was your bf would you invite guys over to rape me?

>>82878431
>nty i don't wanna be pregernt until im married happily
let's get married then. i'm 23.

>>82878478
i'm so scared of feeling like this when i'm older, what do i do to minimize middle-aged regret?

>>82878506
yeah probably. it would take me a while to find people who aren't feds to agree to it tho. you'd be my bf for like 3-5 months before getting raped so i hope you're patient

>>82878525
you have to be
bisexual -- in case i do decide to poon out all the way
open to having sex with men while i watch -- kink thing
into batman :D -- so we have something to talk about

>>82878356 (OP)
gross and cringe
why be an inferior being?

>>82878356 (OP)
Is this the man on man rape, piss fetish foid?

>>82878555
i didn't exactly get a say on the matter

>>82878564
here here

>>82878552
>i'm so scared of feeling like this when i'm older, what do i do to minimize middle-aged regret
In my experience?
Dont become an alcoholic, don't sit around all day online, push yourself to do normalfag stuff. Im 28 and already feel braindead and like it's all over.

>>82878564
Yes and I will make her my gf

>>82878569
>here here
Why are you on here so long on a weekday don't you have a job or school?

>>82878571
>Im 28 and already feel braindead and like it's all over.
you're not exactly old by any means. i wish the best for you nonnie <3

>>82878578
you should read absolute batman i think it's good

>>82878581
>job
i work part-time/casual, i just wasn't scheduled today :(
>school
i'm a high school dropout kek. i should register to get my GED soon though. i've been putting that off for months now

>>82878626
>i'm a high school dropout kek
You really need to get that GED lmao. Why are you putting it off? And why did you drop out?

>>82878431
>hwat's your favorite batman comic?
i havent read a single batman comic....
its over for me

You have life on easy mode
>Get GED
>Get a basic 2 year associates degree
>Work as a secretary somewhere
>Marry chad
>B-but I'm a fujo piss obsessed degenerate
I don't wanna here it, women live on easy mode by default. You just want attention from losers.

>>82878626
Just go to trade school and become one of the guys

>>82878640
>Why are you putting it off?
social anxiety, i'm just being a pussy
>And why did you drop out?
i failed out when i was seventeen because i needed to take care of my siblings while my mom was out having weeks-long drug benders & stuff -- a la fiona gallagher

>>82878667
it's never too late nonnie. i recommend "under the red hood", classic

>>82878681
>You have life on easy mode
>You just want attention from losers.
yes and yes

>>82878682
i don't wanna work a trade, it's too much labor. i was thinking about becoming a dental hygienist because it's less work than a dentist, but anon (>>82878681) gave me the idea to be a secretary so i might start thinking about that

>>82878874
>social anxiety, i'm just being a pussy
So stop being a pussy retard
>fiona gallagher
She is so unbearably hot even though she's a raging turbocunt. I even watched that shitty dragon ball movie just to see more of her. What an extraordinarily talented woman.

>>82878882
>So stop being a pussy retard
but that's haaaarrrddddd :(((

>>82878905
Keep whining and see where it gets you (nowhere)

>>82878874
>finally decide to go to the dentist
>get the piss and gay rape fetishist hygienist

>>82878925
i know you're right sigh. maybe i'll drop off the registration form tomorrow

>>82878933
laughed out loud

>>82878941
>maybe
Maybe one day you'll be just like your mother. Drop it off tomorrow.

>>82878948
arrrghghh yes sir

>>82878969
>arrrghghh yes sir
so much for being dominant