Thread 82898737

>Dude, what the fuck? Why are you fucking here, man? You're so old. Where's your wife? Go home to your family, dude.
Has something like this ever happened to you?

No I've had a wife and family since I was 28

>>82898737 (OP)
No, but I still live on a college campus until age 27, when I graduated. I'm pretty sure that would've happened had I gone to any parties.

>>82898737 (OP)
People are too afraid to even look me in the eyes anon, I'm harmless, they shouldn't be, but they are. It's unfortunate reality i have come to accept. Perhaps the facial scarring makes me seem more dangerous than I actually am. I can't change my past. I'm trying to be better. They also assume I am younger than I actually am. A wrench and a dream, baby.

Seen it happen to a 40 year old trying to hang out with teenagers at college. He tried sliding in with "age is just a number" when trying to flirt with girls.

As some disinterested teenage Maori replied with

>Yeah, and jail is just a room.

>>82898858
Goddamn there is no comeback from that. Hopefully that old fart fucked off after that. Nothing more cringe than midlife crisis millennials trying to relive what they missed out on.

>>82898737 (OP)
I legitimately tried to join a frat at 23 once and thats word for word what they told me.

>>82898737 (OP)
I'm actually waiting for one of my older (Gen-X and Boomer), more extroverted coworkers to go off on me so I can use that on them. Old fucks treating the work place like it's a goddamn high school.

>>82898918
>start uni at 23

I am literally unc

>>82898737 (OP)
No. I'm 32 but aged like fine wine so I blend in with zoomers. I've only gotten this BS from older nornalfags at work, once they found out I'm not early-mid 20s. They already had shit marriages and expensive kids at my age and are jealous on my disposable income and freedom.

>>82898955
Whatever you do
>dont drop out
>prioiritze education and going to the gym
>be careful of douchey / judgemental frat boys / overly narcissistic women

Id do anything I can to go back to where I was. You are lucky to even be able to have that experience.

>>82898901
Seeing this all the time now. People in their early 20s try to start a D&D group or some other harmless nerdy youth thing to meet other young people and inevitably the millennials creeping towards 40 try showing up. They should be with their families. But it's hilariously too late for them to have families now so they're going to be doing this until they finally get discouraged.

I don't really see how it gets better. In the past like 90% of people had families by 35. Now maybe 60% of people do. There's a whole 40% of a generation that has no idea where they fit in or what they should be doing with their lives. Most of them will probably find something appropriate to do with their lives and time, but some of them are just like KID FOREVER YEAH and try to hassle college students who don't want them there

>>82898918
Frats are for Brats, not faggots

>>82899043
Id be less gay than those niggas literally spanking eachother with paddle boards as hazing

>>82898737 (OP)
Listen pal, I may be a 39 year old millennial but I look 17. Genz ages like shit ok? You look worse than I do

>>82898901
He didn't fuck off but he kept very quiet after that.

Universities are filled with older cunts delaying adolescence and not wanting to grow up. Zoomers rightfully sniff them out as being fucking losers though.

>>82899055
repeating dumb online takes isn't going to magically make it true

>>82899014
Ultimately this is what the "pedo scare" is about and I think it's a good thing. If you're a genZ male and 40 year old men are trying to show up to stuff you have a right and a duty to beat them up. Just call them a pedophile, tell the cops they're a pedophile, get the women to say he tried something, and get rid of them.

I do think we will need MAID (medical assistance in dying, AKA assisted suicide) for a LOT of middle aged millennials who didn't make it. They'll be like "well what do you want me to do?" and my answer will be "just lay on this table and think of something nice. Think of Mario. Think of 2pm Christmas day 1992 and what it was like to play Mario."

>>82898737 (OP)
Fuckin I asked if you got a payphone around here fucking some weird guy wants to wrestle me in some back alley. Don't talk to bartenders. Fucking lying bastards.

>>82899105
nah I like my millennial bros in hobby stuff, they are fun to talk to