Thread 82904008

fembots, if you knocked on your roommates door and accidentally pushed it open, and saw him like this, what would you even say or do?

moid here, she would probably claim she got sexually assuaulted even if bro did not touch her

I had a friend on a college course and he had a french roommate and she walked in on him in the shower and then she moved out a few days later

>>82904084
he probably had a small ugly cock or a bad vibe

>>82904107
he looked and acted like he had half down syndrome, he was a cool guy though

>>82904116
that explains it then

>>82904008 (OP)
I hopped on his cock pretty much. I'm a rotten femcel type however so it's not a normal reaction

>>82904257
Story time? Bonus if you remember what porn he was watching.

>>82904264
He was watching porn in VR. I watched him for a bit before I figured, fuck it lemme try. He jolted in panic at first but I did my best to stop him and keep the headset on him, and he didn't fight against me, ended up letting it happen

I'd kind of fancied him which is why I even considered it with him

>>82904293
Did he cum in you too?

>>82904313
We went until he did. Or well he tried to pull out but I kept it in. Ended up making it a semi-regular thing after that

>>82904257
>>82904293
lmfao.... men who watch porn can't keep their dick up, both you and him are ugly retards. you didn't even orgasm, leave the website

>>82904293
that sounds so awesome it cant be real.

>>82904375
Probably 95% of men watch porn retard.

>>82904394
It led to a kind of comfy fwb situation for awhile, I do miss it actually

>>82904008 (OP)
Can you please stop posting this ugly disfigured penis?

>>82904405
why dont you try to reconnect? he might miss it too

>>82904459
He was a normie and moved on, and has a gf now he'll probably marry, he wouldn't want anything to do with me

>>82904474
you never know until you try

>>82904008 (OP)
Take a picture and play with myself to it later

>>82904257
>>82904293
>>82904363
>>82904405
>>82904474
>I hopped on his cock
>I'm a femcel

>>82906188
So true kek

>>82906188
>I'm such a femcel ya know, I've never had a boyfriend
>(12 fwb, 8 situationships, 20 guys friendzoned)

>>82906399
She probably has a load of cum in her pussy rn

Laugh. It reminds me of those videos where chimps are jacking off.

>>82906290
>>82906399
>female has to be the one to make the move, literally steal/force sex on a guy while he's distracted

retards not realizing it completely disproves >>82906188 pic

>>82906747
are you saying females have to rape to get sex?

>>82906826
Femcels do

>>82906747
It doesn't change the fact that women cannot experience being touch starved on the same levels that men do regularly.
They're entire understanding of romance is predicated on the guy approaching and advertising himself first, she took what she wanted, and still got rewarded for it.
They don't seem to ever mention all the men who have approached her but rejected because he wasn't Chad, or make any effort to actually go outside of their apartment/house.
Women can't really be lonely or be a -cel of any kind, it's self-imposed.

>>82906866
>They don't seem to ever mention all the men who have approached her but rejected because he wasn't Chad

Because this doesn't happen

>>82904008 (OP)
>circumcised
im walking out, grabbing a knife and dismembering him.

otherwise i walk out and move out asap

but i also would never roommate with a man in the first place because im scared of men

>>82906747
Now imagine if the genders were reversed.
Retard.

>>82906879
>Because this doesn't happen
It does though?
The most grotesque enlarged beasts still get approached/flirted with regularly.
You're just self-imposing a title on yourself because you want to be queen of the -cels on a niche -cel forum, in the end it's just a powerplay for "femcels" because they know they can garner an orbit from all the lonely guys on here.

>>82906906
That would be even hotter and also more based

Women love rape anyway

>>82906919
>The most grotesque enlarged beasts still get approached/flirted with regularly.

NTA but you're completely delusional and out of touch from reality.

>>82906963
>NTA but you're completely delusional and out of touch from reality.
This would be the case if I didn't see it happen several times outside of my computer screen in person and told by those women in private conversations, but keep coping, keep crazy making.

>>82906984
>appeal to anecdote

GET THIS PENIS OUT OF MY FACE

>>82906985
>coping foid agitated about being called out for pretending to be celibate and lonely
Luckily for you, the men here are actually lonely and will still fall into your orbit eventually.
Don't worry you'll get what you want, keep trying.

>>82907015
I'm not a or the foid, just calling out your retarded logical fallacies.

>>82907022
Except it's absolutely true, a grotesque ugly women is going to be valued as relationship material more than a grotesque man.
A grotesque woman is going to be approached more often than a grotesque man.
If you actually spent time around a diverse group of women nothing thus far was incorrect.
Ugly women just don't want to be with ugly men.

>>82907055
Provide the proof that isn't your anecdotes.

>>82907063
I would encourage you to play a gay best friend role in a group of women so you can actually experience woman's social life for yourself.
It would confirm all prior statements after a few months of interaction, and you would immediately change your outlook.

>>82906882
>i would dismember him
>im scared of men

>>82907419
i was making a joke considering this is a dumb hypothetical id never get into in the first place due to being scared of men

>>82907429
whats so scary about little ol' me??

>>82907504
idk man its an irrational fear i cant explain it, but men are capable of bad things

>>82907520
Why do you infest our ancestral sites then. You habe the rest of the internt to pester. Please leave.

>>82907553
ive been on here like a decade man i wish i could leave. r9k is the only thing i use

>>82907553
she seems cool enough even though she insulted the nice cock

>>82907564
The best time to stop visting /r9k/ was a decade ago. The second best time is today. Please fuck off.

>>82907577
nah im good i dont have to listen to you

>>82907582
Yes, I know parasite are difficult to expel, but one has to try.

>>82907600
i just find it funny you complain about me specifically, one of several fembots itt, in a thread for fembots. why me, and not anyone else?

>>82904293
I think i should be more assertive with men and just take charge even though it goes against my natural personality

>>82906882
>>82907429
>>82907520
I want to hold you in my arms as we lay in bed and let you cry your little heart out until you felt better

dont be scared of having me as your roomate little foid i just wanna sniff your dirty underwear and rub my peen on your toothbrush, maybe coom on your loofah also. id do it all behind your back too so as to not spook you, im very sneaky so you wouldnt even notice that i did it.

>>82907951
desu senpai neither am I, but I was so stunned by what I walked in on it seemed like opportunity I'd never get if I wasn't supposed to. Very stupid but I knew full well it could just go badly and backfire and have the cops called or worse

Lucky it didn't

>>82908183
Did you use a condom?

Tbf you are already roommates and have some sort of rapport built up, to us reading it, its a random event but obviously you know each other so its less direct than it first seems. Ive slept with housemates before, but its always been them coming onto me, its hot you just took control, i wanna try that. Hes probably married now, like you said. I wonder if he thinks about what you did

>>82908239
Didn't exactly get the chance that first time, but I was on the pill for my cycle anyway

>Tbf you are already roommates and have some sort of rapport built up

Yeah the lead-up was not completely random. His first gf had broken up with him shortly before that, and I'd been keeping him company and being a shoulder to cry on for like the week prior. Nothing sexual or intimate just acting as a friend. Would check on him in his room so that was normal enough but I'd at least knock and ask. He didn't respond this time because he didn't hear me but of course I didn't imagine to ever walk in on something like that. I think the VR thing was maybe cathartic for him because he'd bought it as a gift for his gf before she dumped him

>>82908239
bro of course he thinks about that its a fantasy to have a chick you're not involved with walk in on you like that and start fucking.

>>82908270
probably makes his wife reenact it lol