Thread 82907934

drinking twisted tea. should i become an alcoholic?

no no no youre fucking boring shut up
your thoughts are so fucking bland and your expression of them is uncreative
you never have anything entertaining to say shut the fuck up faggot

>>82907967
is that a no or yes

>>82907934 (OP)
no, I was one and feel like a literal retard now because I think I killed my brain

>>82908028
i'm sorry that happened nonnie. i was actually addicted to weed between the ages of 17 & 20 & yeah my brain is completely shriveled T~T i genuinely don't know how to fix it so i've been thinking of doubling down recently because i feel so helpless about it :(

>>82908141
it's completely over. the feeling is shit, isn't it? can't remember anything, feel like you're in a haze all day, can't even follow basic tasks.

>>82907934 (OP)
>should i become an alcoholic?
if you do, consider drinking some arsenic with that alcohol
i fucking hate alcoholics, stick to your goddamn tea instead

>>82907977
do whatever you please. being recently emotionally devastated or traumatized before getting into it might improve results.

>>82907934 (OP)
would you date a guy that looks like your pic OP?

>>82907934 (OP)
I don't recommend it.
T. Alcoholic

>>82907967
The new roster of namefags fucking suck

>>82907934 (OP)
Did you go to orientation or are you a bad girl?

>>82908295
Yeah I agree I miss Doom and 47 and Slog

>>82908391
>missing namefags
NGMI

>>82908176
>>82908141
you have dopamine exhaustion

>>82908405
You have ileum failure

>>82908414
no I'm pretty healthy.

>>82908401
Like who? In recent memory

>>82908176
maybe it's the 21 year old naivete but i have hope for us <3

>>82908186
augh okay :(( it's friday so i guess it's fine tonight

>>82908191
i'm not emotionally devastated i've actually been worokigm through tjah in therapy

>>82908271
yes yes yes yes yes

>>82908283
i understand, i have hope for you

>>82908305
i was scheduled for work last minute!! i'll go on monday i swear !!

>>82908391
i've seen 47 around here recently they're not gone

>>82908423
I can't think of a single tripfag or namefag worth missing, they're all histrionic retards.

>>82907934 (OP)
Depends i went downtown after hitting one dead bar earlier and no attractive ladies were out, went downtown and it was dead. Might be picking up now it is 10pm but if it gets you out to bars it could be good.

>>82908435
Oh completely misunderstood you . This is your fault because english is not your first language

>>82908430
>i was scheduled for work last minute!! i'll go on monday i swear !!
Yeah yeah I've heard that one a million times before. Come Monday I'm just going to be so disappointed in you aren't I?
To answer your OP, you should not become an alcoholic. Alcohol is a terrible drug and doesn't do anything good for you. Take up exercise instead or learn to cook or something.

>>82908430
Hello I look like op pic pls be my gf

>>82908430
>it's friday so i guess it's fine tonight
just don't overdo it, and drink water if you start feeling too dizzy
i swear to fucking god, one day i'm going to legit snap and slap the fuck out of every alcoholic (or alcoholic wannabe) i meet

>>82907934 (OP)
You've convinced me to break my sobriety. But if i'm being honest its the fact that my brother brought a girl over to our house and she was looking super hot. She was wearing her a bunny girl outfit.

>>82908470
>i'm going to legit snap and slap the fuck out of every alcoholic
Just let the cancer and organ failure take them

>>82908430
>i've actually been worokigm through tjah in therapy
you get in your own way of developing into someone interesting
get raped or something

>>82908482
too fucking SLOW
these people should drink glass dust mixed with their booze and fucking puke all their blood out and die horribly but quickly, for fuck's sake
i HATE alcoholics

>>82908494
They hate themselves even more than you do. It's a long, slow suicide. The final stages are gruesome and they exist in a state of constant suffering. I watched a man die over the course of several months, he basically rotted away in front of my eyes, still drinking like a fish. Everyone was so surprised when he died but the man's liver was the size of a dog I swear to god. Could barely even walk at the end of it, wheezing and panting with every step. Really terrible stuff.

>>82908466
yeah ok sure. we're dating now

>>82908470
>>82908494
did someone hurt you? i also grew up around alcoholics so i understand the anger. when i was still living with them i was so angry. but i've moved away from the toxicity & i'm much less angry now. i recommend distancing yourself if you can

>>82908492
that sounds painful i don't want that to happen

>>82908513
will dating you get me fucked in the ass

>>82908530
yah srry that's non negotiable

>>82907934 (OP)
don't do it until after you wall then go full throttle

>>82908542
Would you let your bf fuck you in the ass after?

>>82908545
ack i'm not planning to wall until i'm in my 30s

>>82908547
no srry that's also non negotiable. anal sounds too painful & dirty
>muh you like fujo porn
yes anal is only hot when it happens to a man

>>82908592
>anal sounds too painful & dirty
Well what do you have to offer then? Anal doesn't have to be painful by the way.

>>82908607
>what do you have to offer then?
nothing, i said yes to dating you because you sounded desperate & i felt bad for you
>Anal doesn't have to be painful by the way.
yeah i'm sure it wouldn't be painful after some dilation but even dilation sounds painful & dirty & not all that pleasurable

You should get drunk and have risky sex with strangers that you regret in the morning but then crave more of. My fav!

>>82908623
I'm not that anon I just cut in. Do you not want to date anyone then?
>after some dilation but even dilation sounds painful & dirty & not all that pleasurable
Some women do like it. Have you ever stuck anything in your butt? It's worth a try.

>>82908505
>Really terrible stuff.
you don't have to tell ME that
when i'm through with these fucks they'll regret ever picking up a fucking bottle

>>82908513
>i recommend distancing yourself if you can
oh i have, but these people keep appearing left and right
too many people who i dare caring for nowadays end up being alcoholics and it makes me want to bash their skulls in
you want to die so bad? then fucking die already, don't drag it out
you're not the only ones who get hurt by your self-destructive bullshit

>>82907934 (OP)
you should spread your ass and show it to me

>>82908666
Trips have spoken, she must spread her cheeks. Let's see that gross brown hole

>>82908592
Are you into cuddles and handholding? I'm so touch starved I couldn't release you
t. 26 lvl

>>82908666
>>82908672
Go away, satanic, degenerate, faggot. Smart Triple detected it.

>>82908683
but my awesome demonic trips declare anus so it shall be so

>>82908700
>dubs
Anus, meatie give us anus

SHOW YOURSELF FOID

>>82908645
>Do you not want to date anyone then?
that's something i've actually wondered myself a lot. aromaticism/asexuality. but i want to experience a relationship at least once before i make a decision.
maybe that's a little unfair to any potential partner of mine, but that's why i steer clear of relationships in general.

>>82908662
>you're not the only ones who get hurt by your self-destructive bullshit
i completely understand. not only was my family alcoholic but my best childhood friend became an abusive alcoholic as we entered adulthood. it was so hard to cut her out of my life. :( i also steer clear from alcoholics in my life because of trauma <3

>>82908666
>>82908672
>>82908700
>>82908714
>>82908774
i don't wanna do that srry

>>82908678
i don't understand how we'd even enter a physical relationship over 4chan? would you be willing to shill out money to meet me irl, in the event that we don't live in the same country? because if not then like,,.., we're just wasting time here kek

>>82907934 (OP)
My oneitis drinks twisted tea.....
I know this is completely irrelevant

>>82908796
stupid lazy whore, get the fuck off of /our/ board and attentionwhore on plebbit

>>82908796
>maybe that's a little unfair to any potential partner of mine
I'll be a test e-bf if you want. I don't plan on sticking around but I won't make demands of you and I'll mostly be nice.

>>82908796
>i also steer clear from alcoholics
good, if you ever dare stepping in there, i'm breaking a bottle over your fucking face after hunting you down
fucking alcohol, i swear...

... was the tea at least good?

>>82908802
my oneitis is a woman #dyke

>>82908804
but reddit has enough women to make femininity not as a rare sight as on 4chan. females on reddit are coal, females on 4chan are diamond. you know this

>>82908806
hmmmm

>>82908810
i'm still drinking. i'm a lightweight because i drink once or twice a year. im on my 4th

>>82908848
>hmmmm
We can play romance, sex stuff too if you want. It doesn't matter to me. It won't be real but I'll make it feel real for you.

>>82908848
well what are you drinking anyway?
come to think of it, i don't think i've drank any alcohol this year... save for a cup of caipirinha back in june, i suppose

>>82908796
w-we can touch our screens together like we touched each other hands

>>82907934 (OP)
You'll get fat unless you stick to Vodka or Gin, just chase the shots with 0 calorie sparkling water.
I'd recommend stoner maxxing if you can you can resist the munchies, weed is much less harsh on your body.

>>82908863
hmmm

>>82908913
still twisted tea -- i think "Twisted Tea" might be a canadian-exclusive alchohol brand kek. i just finished my 5th & now i'm tuckered out yawn

>>82908952
what screens, kek?? if you can't at least fly over to canada there's no point in humoring you

>>82909351
>>82908913
>i think "Twisted Tea" might be a canadian-exclusive alchohol brand
never mind it's actually pretty huge in the US. are you a UK fag, junasanon?

>>82909342
yeah i'm scared of getting fat ;~; i'm 5'4 & 129lbs, my lowest weight is 107lbs :(( i wanna get back to that weight but i have family who love me too much to let me get down there again

>>82909351
>hmmm
Yes or no hurry up don't be late

Yes, because alcohol makes females slutty. After a few drinks you will be posting tits.

>>82907934 (OP)
if you need to seek validation for self destructive habits ur ngmi
dont start, never start, dont give in
this is the best advice i can give

>>82909351
never heard of twisted tea in my life, what do you make it with?
and go drink water, it helps with sobering up

>>82909370
>are you a UK fag
ha
no, i come from the country with the funny green + yellow + blue flag in south america
no wonder i never heard of it

>>82909659
Why did you decide to troon out?

>>82907934 (OP)
Stop drinkng foid it will make your mid face even more mid