Thread 82918193

Swear to god, I don't know how the FUCK my country has a Space Force. More than half of these """people""" can't even read beyond a 6th Grade level.

>>82918193 (OP)
It's only 38 years until First Contact, anon, we have to start getting ready

>>82918216
>38 years
Goddammit, and I'm already in my late-30s. I'm going to be far too limp to even think of clapping Vulcan cheeks, let alone helping to form the United Earth Federation.

>>82918237
You see the movie anon? Zephram Cochrane was an old shaggy-looking alcoholic, and he was drilling oil with that teen negress before he flew his ship and some Vulcans raised their eyebrows at him. Nothing's impossible.

space force is literally just a turbo-air force. they dont do shit besides white collar work

>>82918216
I would fucking give anything to see first contact with another intelligent species in my lifetime. Literally anything even a dead satellite or another wow signal just anything to confirm like outside the solar system. Probably gonna happen in like 2200 at the earliest though sadly

>>82918300
I'm thoroughly convinced we're in the Mirror version of that...but stupider.

>>82918317
I'm still miffed that we both have one, and I can't join it.

>>82918318
NTA, but it's a good reason to stay alive, everything else notwithstanding.

>>82918335
I remember reading Marina Sirtis did some topless scenes when she was a no-name actress before she got cast for TNG

>>82918193 (OP)
>my country
Nigga you're Chinese