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Anonymous No.82918965 [Report] >>82918985 >>82919011 >>82919027 >>82919234
>7 cups of coffee
>2 redbulls
>2 packs of cigs
>in the past 48 hours
how the fuck do corporate bros manage their office jobs
Anonymous No.82918974 [Report] >>82919208
if you have time to smoke a pack a day then you've got a lot of fuckin free time
Anonymous No.82918985 [Report]
>>82918965 (OP)
i internationally enter nicotine and caffiene withdrawal for a month on and month off so the effects hit me harder. im a new age jap workaholic. it's honorable here.
Anonymous No.82919011 [Report]
>>82918965 (OP)
I do 2-4 monsters a day on average this whole year, as long as your heart pressure and heart rate is fine, you'll live
just don't make it a habit forever
Anonymous No.82919027 [Report]
>>82918965 (OP)
>how the fuck do corporate bros manage their office jobs
heroin
Anonymous No.82919208 [Report]
>>82918974
I'm not employed per se, I'm helping a buddy out with his work and somehow he got me access inside the building
It's the weekends, come on, who the fuck works on the weekends?

He's busy with his own workload, and I've been helping him
>type stuff
>print stuff
>file stuff
I've photocopied like 500 documents so far
Anonymous No.82919234 [Report]
>>82918965 (OP)
I'm a corporate office wagie. I don't drink coffee, I don't smoke and don't do energy drinks. My company never asks me to do overtime. I clock in, do my job, clock out. I guess I'm just naturally high energy and have a very fast metabolism.
I'd much rather be in my air-cconditioned comfy office with a bunch of normies than be doing any other conventional job.