Thread 82959375

What is the weirdest thing you have ever masturbated to, r9k?

>>82959375 (OP)
unironically, your mom

A tree it looked like boobs and i was 10 and horny

>>82959383
Hahahaha funni xDDD gifiensiaopakcvigowpks

diaper guro hentai

>>82959375 (OP)
furry testicle torture with sub dom dynamic

>>82959375 (OP)
child porn snuff

>>82959375 (OP)
bnwo white extinction sissy hypno white boy beat downs

>>82959464
snuff videos are a hoax

>>82959464
Bro you can't just casually say that

>>82959375 (OP)
irl femboy getting fucked by a dog

>>82959471
You can go to /gif/ and probably see one right now but okay retard

>>82959492
cartel shit and wrecked isn't what snuff film means

>>82959464
Lol im a glowie, good job making my job easier kid, ur done

>>82959375 (OP)
Unbirth TF

>>82959375 (OP)
I want Zerglings and Hydralisks to fuck me and then lay eggs in me so I can incubate them until they spawn into larva. I want to serve the hive.

>>82959375 (OP)
All sorts of murder, torture, and gore.

>>82959515
I take it you use an impossible definition of snuff film then, because any police detective could tell you that these films exist.

>>82959476
4chan is lame use pediverse instead
oddballs.online
cottoncandy.cafe
cannibal.cafe
nnia.space
nnia.cc
pawoo.net
rape.pet
m.ating.press
imouto.pics
akkoma.nekos.cafe
luv.cunnyborea.space
baraag.net
mapsupport.de
bunnyanarchy.org
eepy.express
whitewomen.dog
tummy.town
cutecatgirls.cafe
my.thoughtcrimes.top
sing.offkey.wtf
rqd2.net
paravielfalt.zone
aethy.com

Not the weirdest. Definitely the most shameful. I jacked it to my aunt taking a dump in public. Not proud of it.

>>82959576
are you indian? tf

>>82959561
Sorry to ruin your fantasy anon but lings and lisks (and all other morphs/castes for that matter) are reproductively sterile. Only hatcheries can produce eggs/larvae.

>>82959573
>cunnyborea

>>82959573
I was expecting great things from cannibal.cafe and tummy.town. You really fucked me around me here anon.

Fuckin pedofags I knew this was gonna bait them to come out. Stupid fucks

based mods quick on the draw

but what the fuck is 'Mastodon', and why does it require JavaScript?

>>82959683
It was during a holiday in Greece. We went to the beach and there weren't any public toilets. Could not for the life of me tell you why, but she excused herself, then went behind a rock, instead of the ocean. I just wanted to see pussy.

>>82959740
why'd you click the links nigga
it's like a deregulated web3 twitter clone, anyone can start an instance of it and Mastodon (I think) as a company as zero control over what's posted. idk the technical side of it

>>82959760
"you need JavaScript for the site to work" should really be one of those things that's considered breaking web standards or some shit.
i actually grasp needing Flash Player or Silverlight or something more. but you can't make your script output some HTML on a web page, even as some 'less dynamic' non-JS fallback? fucking internet

>>82959375 (OP)
A woman getting whipped in a BDSM porn video. The weird part is I didn't watch it. I just listened to the crack of the whip and the woman crying and begging them to stop.

>>82959801
guy who just discovered kinks

>>82959375 (OP)
Sems
All day, every day, she needs to get to 400lb

>>82959375 (OP)
Metamorphosis among others like it

>>82959375 (OP)
>be 12
>live with mother and three older sisters
>seen them in all sorts of clothing... nothing
>seen them in bikinis fully shaved/waxed... nothing
>aunt comes over one day wearing a tank top
>hairy arm pits
>cock gets harder than chinese calculus, and faster than a chinese kid assembling an iphone
>fap fuel for years

>>82959710
You're saying that like I haven't been playing Starcraft since I was 4. Yeah dude I know how they hatch, let me fuck some cracklings anyway.

>>82959747
can you write the full story as a greentext? i wanna have my weirdest fap

>>82959787
>implying devs won't happily break web standards
I can't even get my coworkers to use the right status codes.

>>82959375 (OP)
videos of women getting circumcised and oophrectomy videos

>>82959375 (OP)
prefer not to say. I've seen insane shit downloaded via eMule when I was 13.