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Anonymous No.82975180 [Report] >>82975205 >>82975233 >>82975323 >>82975381 >>82975554
>You're alone in halloween in a friday night instead of having sex with zoomer goth girls
Anonymous No.82975205 [Report] >>82975225 >>82975281
>>82975180 (OP)
just imagine how many dudes are cumming literally this exact second into some cute costumed slut's mouth
Anonymous No.82975225 [Report] >>82975228 >>82975495
>>82975205
anon... im trying to now blow my brains on the wall, please
Anonymous No.82975228 [Report] >>82975495
>>82975225
I made that post 5 minutes ago. Imagine how many cumshots in that duration. At least tens of thousands I would imagine.
Anonymous No.82975233 [Report]
>>82975180 (OP)
anon I thought goths had been extinct for close to fifteen years
Anonymous No.82975270 [Report]
Welcome to Hell!
https://youtu.be/ftuQ65svUuw
Anonymous No.82975281 [Report] >>82975308 >>82975317
>>82975205
Halloween sex sucks anyway
Anonymous No.82975308 [Report] >>82975341
>>82975281
Hypothetically, if I knew any, what other day of the year would I be able to persuade a girl to dress up like an elf, complete with the eight-inch-long ear extension thingys?
Anonymous No.82975317 [Report] >>82975341
>>82975281
Just imagine being at a party, having a few drinks, some girl in a slutty Chinese takeout costume sits next to you smelling of fruity perfume laughing at everything you say, starts pressing against you and you feel her aromatic sweat soak into your own costume and skin, kisses you a few times, giggles, then grabs you by the dick into the nearest unoccupied bedroom or bathroom or closet and starts sucking it, she's getting so into it that you feel you might cum prematurely so you push her off up against a wall or piece of furniture and go to town while she in a completely uninhibited and reckless way she will never express again starts moaning and screaming loudly enough to penetrate the booming music playing and then the second you pull out she knows her duty and opens her mouth wide, tongue out, and accepts a fat oily jet of cum across it, giggling and playing with it until you both head back to the couch and high-five your best bro who just did the same.

Couldn't imagine experiencing something so terrible
Anonymous No.82975323 [Report]
>>82975180 (OP)
Wow! I really need to change my life or kill myself soon.
Anonymous No.82975341 [Report] >>82975358
>>82975308
If you have a gf you ask her to dress up for you for fun. Women love that shit, give her any excuse. Tell her for you birthday you want her to cosplay as an elf for your b day gift.

>>82975317
Youre brain is rotted from porn. The chance of that happening to even chad is literally negative
Anonymous No.82975347 [Report]
i have a gf but still alone
Anonymous No.82975358 [Report] >>82975435
>>82975341
Imagine thinking Chad can't have casual sex at a Halloween party, you are on an immense level of cope right now
Anonymous No.82975373 [Report]
>there are men who have tasted fruits sweeter than these
We're not cut out for this life bros
Anonymous No.82975381 [Report]
>>82975180 (OP)
What makes you think that zoomer goth girls would want to have sex with me?
Anonymous No.82975383 [Report] >>82975392
i wonder what my ricecel bros are doing on halloween night
Anonymous No.82975392 [Report] >>82975454
>>82975383
Asians have more sex than Whites these days
Anonymous No.82975435 [Report]
>>82975358
Oh please nigger. Your story implys a girl meets a random chad and blows him kisses then drags him by his dick to another room for sex as if that would ever happen. But sure try to change the story and gaslight yourself or whatever lol
Anonymous No.82975454 [Report]
>>82975392
that just isn't true
they are having fewer kids too
Anonymous No.82975495 [Report]
>>82975225
>>82975228
It's almost been an hour anon, it could have been millions by now
Anonymous No.82975554 [Report]
>>82975180 (OP)
>Rent's due and I still have to work in the morning
It is what it is.