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Anonymous No.82975802 [Report] >>82975824 >>82975831 >>82975841 >>82975981 >>82976011 >>82976237 >>82976323 >>82976364 >>82976429 >>82976505 >>82976509 >>82977642 >>82977679 >>82977715 >>82977759
Moids, what is your excuse for not looking like this??
Anonymous No.82975818 [Report]
I don't want to cut my hair that short.

Also dieting is hard.
Anonymous No.82975824 [Report]
>>82975802 (OP)
I don't want to cut my hair that short.

Otherwise that's me. It only takes 5 minutes of effort per month to get that body.
Anonymous No.82975831 [Report]
>>82975802 (OP)
Not enough of a sex addict to care about looking like this(the only reason you would care to.)
Anonymous No.82975841 [Report]
>>82975802 (OP)
He's probably taller than me so that's why.
Anonymous No.82975919 [Report]
I'm 6'5 and thin so I'm not going to bother lifting weights
Anonymous No.82975981 [Report]
>>82975802 (OP)
Not enough food to make working out harder worth it. Getting fit is expensive. I did it once before, but you gotta feed the machine or you go straight back to being skinny.
Anonymous No.82976011 [Report]
>>82975802 (OP)
Are fembots OZAWA-pilled?
Anonymous No.82976237 [Report]
>>82975802 (OP)
I'm not gay, is this very attractive to girls? All I see in OP's pic is a brother in Christ.
I put on muscle easily so I could get that with a bit more work. I think it's because my autism lets me use 100% of my body like retard strength
Anonymous No.82976323 [Report]
>>82975802 (OP)
To quote the legendary chris rock: I ain't working out. I ain't joggin.
You got pecs, I got tecs.
Anonymous No.82976364 [Report]
>>82975802 (OP)
I don't work as a professional wrestler? Maybe?
he's paid to do that, to look like that. That's a pretty massive win/win incentive.
Anonymous No.82976429 [Report]
>>82975802 (OP)
Because im ugly. However im still bigger and stronger and could out grapple and out strike this guy. Does this matter to women? No.
Anonymous No.82976490 [Report] >>82976498
i have no excuse
i stopped caring, health is no longer a pursuit
i will just exist until i die
Anonymous No.82976498 [Report] >>82976624
>>82976490
If you've given up, give in to me. Be my slave. I will find purpose for you. I will guide you to greater heights. I will give value to your existence.
Anonymous No.82976505 [Report]
>>82975802 (OP)
I enjoy calorie dense food too much desu
I offset it by eating only one full meal a day but my bf% is still a bit high
Anonymous No.82976509 [Report]
>>82975802 (OP)
what an ugly retard. he's what a 5 or 6 at best? also, nobody gives a fuck about the body, only so long as you're not obese. face is all that has ever mattered since the beginning of the universe, tard. learn from o'pry
Anonymous No.82976624 [Report] >>82976636
>>82976498
you could not motivate me
you do not understand what giving up is yet
Anonymous No.82976636 [Report] >>82976649
>>82976624
I won't motivate you. I'll marionette you. Wipe everything from your mind but obedience to me. You'll be a wide eyed, slack jawed zombie. But you will have purpose.
Anonymous No.82976649 [Report] >>82976659
>>82976636
others have tried precisely that
even when i was motivated, they could not mold me
what makes you think you are different?
some of them were intelligence officers
good luck
Anonymous No.82976659 [Report]
>>82976649
I have programs within programs designed just this. You can be broken down to your core and your core can be washed away. In that void that remains I will insert a part of me and it will fester within you, a cancer consuming you until there is nothing of you left. This will take many years but it will work. My theories have all been proven time and time again, the signs are clear and the numbers add up to my chest. Take my hand anon, let's go for a ride.
Anonymous No.82977642 [Report]
>>82975802 (OP)
Used to, made no difference in my life besides having more energy. In fact, it made a negative impact on my public image since normie retards and boomers equate muscle mass with being a brainless idiot obsessed with the gym and lifting weights. The average NPC retard cant grasp discipline and a rigorous routine designed around improving ones own wellbeing and physical health. Now that im not as jacked, people are tolerable to be around without watching the constant barrage of their insecurities and feelings of inferiority. My self improvement journey showed me how pathetic the average person really is and how easy it is to trigger them by simply existing.
Anonymous No.82977679 [Report]
>>82975802 (OP)
Im model-lean is better for cosplay
Anonymous No.82977691 [Report]
im in better shape but id have to cut my hair back to that length, which I dont want to do as I like it mid back length
Anonymous No.82977715 [Report]
>>82975802 (OP)
I was told women prefer lean guys but I didn't realize at the time that they meant young women who are insufferable
Anonymous No.82977759 [Report]
>>82975802 (OP)
Fembots liking hot Asian moids is based.