Thread 82987089

>"Dude this streamer is so great, you should check her out"
>Watch stream
>It's just a camwhore who pretends to play video games
Gamer girls aren't real. They just fondle a controller next to gameplay footage recorded by some Indian guy and farm money from simps.

>>82987089 (OP)
what games did you girlies play today?

Oddly enough, Pokemon Legends Z-A has the opposite of this. The streamer plays video games for real but the fan interaction is all fake

>>82987089 (OP)
thats why i watch dotty asmr. hes a cute femboy

>>82987089 (OP)
I've never watched a female streamer in my life and I never will

>>82987089 (OP)
>Gamer girls aren't real.
i'm playing stardew right NOW!!! checkmate dork.

>>82987089 (OP)
You want girls to be "authentic" then watch girl influencers talking about shit girls like for a girl audience.
Here's an example:
https://youtu.be/IbkHCebCdGE?si=Fb3-Ce78rR3whSUa

Gamer girls are real but they play female-coded games
>Stardew Valley
>Rimworld
>Deltarune
Never seen a woman play Dark Souls or Halo or Fallout or Minecraft Hardcore

>>82987147
>Stardew
That's cute. Now let the men discuss real games and you can go "play house" with your cu-ckold gaylord simulator for fags.

>>82987147
If you don't pick the long hair beach guy I will be so upset. So so upset.

>>82987175
Stardew is great though. I have almost 85,000 hours in it now and have 100% the game many times over. It is the most realistic Harvest Moon clone ever made and the most faithful to original intent of WADA Yasuhiro. Disparaging Stardew Valley is no different from insulting my entire bloodline. I can not believe you. I can not believe this at all. Have you even played it? Have you met Elliott the beautiful beach man? Have you gazed into his eyes? Have you thought about brushing his long mane of hair?

Guys is Shoe0nHead genuine or is she just a performative mascot?

>>82987202
>85,000 hours

HOW

>>82987207
Blown out roastie who "settled down" and "turned to the right path" and now grifts rightoids for money. She used to post on 4changs so this should be quite telling

>>82987215
I could bear to turn it off and plunge all the townsfolk into darkness so I just let it run. And run. And run. It's the only game I've played for almost 10 years now.

>>82987175
i'm making my farm pretty :] this game is awesome
>>82987178
ELLIOT IS CUTE BUT I LOVE HARVEY I'M SORRY!! !!!!

>>82987089 (OP)
>They just fondle a controller next to gameplay footage recorded by some Indian guy and farm money from simps.
I couldn't agree more. Simps are the second lowest form a human can achieve

>>82987243
>ELLIOT IS CUTE BUT I LOVE HARVEY I'M SORRY!! !!!!
My favorite is actually Haley so I can't judge you

>>82987243
i always thought that harvey looked like a child molester with that moustache, i bet that hes either a kid diddler or a closeted homosexual

>>82987207
I've have the misfortune of knowing her IRL.
>IRL
She's basically a edgy scene girl (something in between a cochella bitch and a goth slut). Her political leanings are basically 1990s left counter culture (before woke). She takes everything personally and will dwell on one tiny slight for weeks (or even months OR YEARS). She also very obviously looks middle age IRL.
>Online
Is a buttoned up trad-wife conservative who isn't easily offended and smugly laughs at the left.
Make no mistake:
The bitch is clever AF (no really), not in a math way, I mean like she's a "noticer" and will quickly pick up on whatever benefits her the most.

>>82987089 (OP)
Literally all big streamers and YouTubers, male and female, are just mascots for some production company. They're carefully planned with professional writers, PR managers, and gameplay recorders. The face of the channel doesn't do anything except talk to the camera.
Where do you think all those sponsorship deals come from? Do you think the sponsors are all individually asking these YouTubers to promote their shitty products? No, they have ad deals with the production companies and the mascots shill for them.
This is an open secret at best. Look up Night Media.

>>82987441
I always found it suspicious how fast Wendigoon blew up. Then recently he made a video about working with a "talent agency" and everything was crystal clear.

>>82987089 (OP)
You can't get a gamer girl by playing video games all the time. May be it works for some people, but for most of us it doesn't. Be the guy who is less interested in whatever you want her to be into. You can have hobbies and be a geek, but you have to be less interested than her. You must have other interests that supersede the ones you want her to have. You can't be the dude who is just obsessed with anime or video games or whatever.

>>82987450
Scott the Woz is another one. Something just seems so inorganic about him. And how does he pay for anything? He never gets sponsored

Women will do literally anything for simpbux. And when the simpbux stop flowing, they'll start crying and playing the victim about how they were "forced" to do it, and they'll make even more money from that.
Nobody will ever change my mind about the fact that women live life on easy mode.

>>82987100
i finished wolfenstein tnc the other day. it was pretty garbage. wolfenstein tno was decent. finished totono (vn) today. it was gross. i fucked around with the touhou games stored on my harddrive. idk what im gonna play next

>>82987171
ive played bloodborne, fo3 and fo4. i love fo3. i dont care what anyone says

>>82987089 (OP)
It is a lot nicer to stare at tits and moving images on a screen after smoking weed.

Some simps form disturbing parasocial relationships with these streamers. Like thinking the stripper likes you but a thousand times worse.