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Anonymous No.82996229 [Report] >>82996243 >>82996247 >>82996261 >>82996283 >>82997046 >>82997469 >>82997561 >>82997580 >>82997585 >>82997772 >>82997813 >>82997838 >>82997861
Millions of foids btfo
Anonymous No.82996243 [Report]
>>82996229 (OP)
Settle down so she can divorce you and steal all your money?
Anonymous No.82996247 [Report]
>>82996229 (OP)
i dont get it, why are the quote tweets higher
Anonymous No.82996259 [Report]
im 23 i hope i can get a gf 2-3 years older than me one day.
Anonymous No.82996261 [Report]
>>82996229 (OP)
A foid that's a few years older than me is ideal, given that she's a shut in virgin.
Anonymous No.82996283 [Report] >>82996734
>>82996229 (OP)
>born between 1998-2001
>older
>I am older than that
Anonymous No.82996289 [Report]
That is just my normal dating range

>t.born 2002
hahahahah No.82996720 [Report]
>older women
hahahahahahahahaha
its young or nothing dont fall for this rostie trap
Anonymous No.82996734 [Report] >>82997055 >>82997241
>>82996283
that's the joke, retard
the bait is crafted specifically for you
Anonymous No.82997046 [Report] >>82997483
>>82996229 (OP)
>7,418 quotes
Oof
Bet he mined enough salt to supply McDonald's nationwide
Anonymous No.82997055 [Report]
>>82996734
NTA I'm a zoom zoom from 2002 so the possibility of this being a joke didn't even cross my mind
Anonymous No.82997112 [Report] >>82997493
>tfw born in 92
I wasted my youth playing world of fucking warcraft for nothing.
Anonymous No.82997241 [Report] >>82997785
>>82996734
I was born in 2007, how am I supposed to get the joke?
Anonymous No.82997281 [Report]
>1998-2001 is considered old

oh.........

t. born 1991
Anonymous No.82997290 [Report]
lol im 33
Anonymous No.82997469 [Report]
>>82996229 (OP)
>27 now
>at that moment in life where zoomer girls are into me because of my age
this sucks
i have a thing for milfs but now all the milfs are just like, my age
Anonymous No.82997483 [Report]
>>82997046
7417 + 1 schrodingers quote
Anonymous No.82997493 [Report] >>82997557
>>82997112
I wasted my not-quite-youth playing World of Warcraft and it was the only time I really had friends, every single day I wish I could go back.
t. 87
Anonymous No.82997557 [Report]
>>82997493
i thought you meant your ass was 87 years old bro
Anonymous No.82997561 [Report] >>82997825
>>82996229 (OP)
1998 is hag. 1999 is hag. 2000 is hag. 2001 is also hag.
Anonymous No.82997580 [Report]
>>82996229 (OP)
She's clearly taking the piss lol. My parents got married in their late 20's in the 1980s.
Anonymous No.82997585 [Report] >>82997833
>>82996229 (OP)
Why are people getting mad at this? She said oldER woman not OLD woman.
This implies she's talking to younger guys that were born in 2002 or earlier to date those girls. It's either that or I don't understand english enough to get this.
Anonymous No.82997772 [Report]
>>82996229 (OP)
i would rather die alone than date a hag
Anonymous No.82997785 [Report]
>>82997241
All you have to do it wait, sweaty :)
Anonymous No.82997813 [Report]
>>82996229 (OP)
I wish those hags liked me but they don't
>t. 01 unc
Anonymous No.82997825 [Report]
>>82997561
>as you can see
Anonymous No.82997833 [Report]
>>82997585
Women are crazy about this point. They were actually saying on reddit about a 40 year old dude dating a girl in her 20s "He couldn't get a guy his own age". They're as deep into the denial as the fat positives
Anonymous No.82997838 [Report]
>>82996229 (OP)
This is the /r9k/ rage bait of all time.
Anonymous No.82997861 [Report]
>>82996229 (OP)
Nah i deserve younger pussy. My mom's friend's daughter is turning 18 in a few days so im gonna go take what im owed.