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Anonymous No.83007210 [Report] >>83007249 >>83007265 >>83007325 >>83007333 >>83007357 >>83007382 >>83007393 >>83007417 >>83007670 >>83008957 >>83009130 >>83009824 >>83009826 >>83009832 >>83009891 >>83009912 >>83009955 >>83011203 >>83011293 >>83011321 >>83011323
Is it over or can this be saved?
Anonymous No.83007220 [Report] >>83007319 >>83007370 >>83007411 >>83007520
I feel sorry him because I know this pain. You can tell he doesn't even want to be there but his mom is likely forcing him. And she'll send out those pictures to everyone they know.
Anonymous No.83007226 [Report] >>83007235 >>83007361
Shaving that catastrophic fucking hair, growing a beard and putting on some muscle, the ugly man's struggle, he'll never be chad but he can always be better than whatever the fuck this is.
t. bald, bearded gymrat
Anonymous No.83007235 [Report] >>83007283
>>83007226
Growing a beard won't help if it's a scraggly pube beard like he'll probably grow.
Anonymous No.83007249 [Report] >>83011060
>>83007210 (OP)
Just give him some sunglasses, you need nothing else
Anonymous No.83007265 [Report]
>>83007210 (OP)
Damn nigga why are kids going bald at 15 -19?
Anonymous No.83007283 [Report] >>83007294
>>83007235
My beard's pretty shit too, still looks a helluva lot better than no beard, last time I shaved I had bought round glasses and I realized I looked like FUCKING HIMMLER.
Anonymous No.83007294 [Report] >>83007351 >>83011181
>>83007283
Himmler is based doebeit
Anonymous No.83007319 [Report] >>83007348 >>83007411
>>83007220
Oh, god. So that didn't just happen to me?

My mother made me pose for this shitty photographer who advertised in the newspaper. The experience itself was bad enough. I kept hoping there was a rifle inside the camera and the next photo would just shoot me in the head. Then I had to keep seeing those "professional" photographs of my ugly self for the next 5 years.

God bless her though, she tried.
Anonymous No.83007325 [Report]
>>83007210 (OP)
he looks autistic lmao
Anonymous No.83007327 [Report]
this is the girls dont care about men guy
Anonymous No.83007333 [Report]
>>83007210 (OP)
>18 years old and already balding
This can't be real. Why does god allow such suffering?
Anonymous No.83007348 [Report] >>83007411
>>83007319
For me it was a sears department store photographer (older). I looked hedious and very autistic, they had me turn my head and smile at a weird angle.

She still sent them out to all the friends and family, I'm sure my cousins got the laugh of a century from it. The only slight good thing was that they didn't go into the school yearbook because I flat out refused to hand them in and told her point blank. She said she'd do it herself but never got overthere before the deadline.
Anonymous No.83007351 [Report]
>>83007294
Yeah but the egghead look and no chin wouldn't exactly get him any bitches
Anonymous No.83007357 [Report]
>>83007210 (OP)
my hair is like this too. maybe a little better. but i'm 33
Anonymous No.83007361 [Report] >>83007410
>>83007226
women hate bald men AND beards. if this isn't going to get him pussy no point in doing it.
Anonymous No.83007370 [Report]
>>83007220
My mom printed out a photo she took as a joke where i'm wearing a bathrobe and holding a fucking ace of spades when I was 14, it's still hanging in my old room and I can laugh about it now but I'm so happy I never brought anybody home as a teen because I would've an hero'd if anyone else saw that picture.
Anonymous No.83007382 [Report]
>>83007210 (OP)
Chemically altered, white [american] of ambiguous ethnic origins. Possible drug user parents with altered DNA and peasant/criminal ancestry.
Anonymous No.83007393 [Report]
>>83007210 (OP)
Just go bald or buzz it and put a beanie or hat over it. Then get some fat and work on them gains. Should be achievable within the next two years.
Anonymous No.83007410 [Report] >>83008992
>>83007361
Women hate men with low confidence, if you aren't comfortable with how you look you'll never get any bitches, I've been bald and bearded max payne maxxing for like 6 years and I've never had a problem getting into relationships and flings.
Anonymous No.83007411 [Report]
>>83007220
>>83007319
>>83007348
>sears department stores with giant plastic numbers
Wow a reunion of the brothers born so that our moms would have something to talk about with her friends and nothing else

>son it's time to wear a little boy suit and tie and smile as unnaturally and indignantly as possible so that I have something I can show my friends. SMILE OR I'M HITTING YOU I DON'T CARE
Anonymous No.83007417 [Report] >>83007424 >>83007453
>>83007210 (OP)
>can use his bald head to buy all of the booze while his friends are underage
Tyler is going to get all of the bitches in his first year of college
Anonymous No.83007424 [Report]
>>83007417
Holy shit talk about making the best out of a bad situation, bro can use that eldritch hairdo for the greater good.
Anonymous No.83007453 [Report] >>83007504
>>83007417
He won't have the confidence to pull that off, you gotta own that shit or the liquor store owners will smell it a mile away.
Anonymous No.83007504 [Report] >>83007581
>>83007453
Tyler needs one good compliment and the guidance of chad and he'll bloom like a beautiful social butterfly.
Anonymous No.83007520 [Report]
>>83007220
women truly are evil...
Anonymous No.83007581 [Report] >>83007628
>>83007504
lmao that nigga got cursed with shit genetics. I wonder what his parents look like
Anonymous No.83007616 [Report] >>83007643
>only in his late teens
>already balding
>extremely lanky
>facial expression is really forced
>get face plastered on facebook for everyone to see by a photographer in awkward poses
Yeah, he's done. He can maybe attempt to make it if he plays off his lankiness by being a runner. He can maybe do better by shaving his head. But, the chances of him making it is low. Let's hope his int stat is really high.
Anonymous No.83007628 [Report] >>83007673
>>83007581
Knowing how cruel fate is they probably look conventionally attractive, my alcoholic piece of shit father was a massive pussy magnet in his 20's and had a full head of hair even as a 80 year old meanwhile I came out looking like wallace from wallace and grommit.
Anonymous No.83007643 [Report] >>83007688
>>83007616
No way he's a runner, he likely doesn't get any exercise at all. With how big his head is I would hope he's smart because hole shit it was over before it began with him.
Anonymous No.83007663 [Report]
Some people are just given the shit stick. He's 18 and already looks 30. He looks like the guy you would see working at a bowling alley at 9 in the morning.
Anonymous No.83007670 [Report] >>83009001
>>83007210 (OP)
Damn dude that sucks
I'm grateful to not be that poor kid but also we live in an age where you can just change your entire being
Bad hair genetics? Hair transplants, medications, etc. You'd never know the difference
Also he's a lanklet but that can easily be changed with a little exercise and proper diet, His confidence will also skyrocket
Hopefully the world isn't too cruel to bro but I'm not so sure
Anonymous No.83007673 [Report] >>83007711
>>83007628
>my alcoholic piece of shit father was a massive pussy magnet in his 20's and had a full head of hair
God punished your dad with your ugly ass for being a male whore.
Anonymous No.83007688 [Report]
>>83007643
I'm not saying he his: though he can start being a runner, and it can be played off. A lot of runners do that.
Anonymous No.83007711 [Report]
>>83007673
Jokes on him I perpetuated the cycle by doing heroic doses of psychedelics and sleeping with stinky hippies during my 20's
Anonymous No.83008957 [Report]
>>83007210 (OP)
"I can fix him." - Asian women
Anonymous No.83008992 [Report] >>83009907
>>83007410
>I've been bald and bearded max payne maxxing
Anonymous No.83009001 [Report]
>>83007670
>Also he's a lanklet but that can easily be changed with a little exercise and proper diet,
>little exercise
His bone structure is frail and can't be fixed, pretty sure he has hormones deficiency. He would need monumental natty efforts to achieve some gains
Anonymous No.83009009 [Report]
Just go buff bald guy and become an action star.
Anonymous No.83009130 [Report] >>83009809
>>83007210 (OP)
>Is it over or can this be saved?
It's over. Weedy and rapidly baldceling. Autist/uncomfortable body language.
He may have done this shoot to use the photos on a fuck app, but it won't work.
Only possible positive is a beard, but only if it's not a shit one. He may be unlucky there as well.
He will be a NEET or hermit incel, like the rest of us. Welcome, brother.
Anonymous No.83009809 [Report]
>>83009130
Hes also around 5'7, that hand rail goes to his elbow at a 10 degree lean. Theres very little hope for him.
Anonymous No.83009824 [Report] >>83009859
>>83007210 (OP)
At least he doesn't look like Cyraxx
Anonymous No.83009826 [Report]
>>83007210 (OP)
he's not ugly enough to be able to personalitymaxx so yeah it's over
Anonymous No.83009832 [Report]
>>83007210 (OP)
nothing a couple of rounds of tren, a shave, and some sick tats can't fix
Anonymous No.83009859 [Report]
>>83009824
>Cyraxx
yeah but cyraxx has that slobbish inbred "hick" look that attracts bottom feeder women like juggolettes & negress landwhales.
op doesnt have that.
Anonymous No.83009891 [Report] >>83010945
>>83007210 (OP)
>woman photographer
>LOVED being able to photograph this handsome...

women truly are the despicable sex
Anonymous No.83009907 [Report]
>>83008992
A rhetorical question.
Anonymous No.83009912 [Report] >>83009956
>>83007210 (OP)
Will he:
A)gymcel
B)Autismmaxx (get a suit + sunglasses + out of style hat and try to be 'classy')
C)troon out
D)male feminist
Anonymous No.83009955 [Report]
>>83007210 (OP)
I'm guessing he's 18, so he has plenty of time.
>turkish hair transplant
>lift with a trainer
by 21-22 this kid could be physically attractive enough to have a lot of leeway in social situations.
He just needs proper guidance and discipline.
Anonymous No.83009956 [Report]
>>83009912
B followed by A followed by bitter nihilism followed by indiffernce and apathy

indiffernce
Anonymous No.83010945 [Report]
>>83009891
>actually had a fantastic personality
>made her laugh the entire time
Anonymous No.83011060 [Report]
>>83007249
A future so bright, he's gonna need shades.
Anonymous No.83011181 [Report]
>>83007294
for an edgy nazi wannabe without a social life
Anonymous No.83011203 [Report]
>>83007210 (OP)
Heavy duty dose of finasteride, probably need a hair transplant on top of that. Eat big and lift as to not have a gangly starvation build. Not saying there is much hope but there are things he could start doing to maybe not look completely like 1/10 goblin.
Anonymous No.83011274 [Report]
Incels are the most vicious lookists. Imagine much...
Maybe this kid is really nice and has good friends, possibly a gf. You know nothing about him.
Anonymous No.83011293 [Report]
>>83007210 (OP)
tren + lifts + turkish hair transplant

any american can afford it
Anonymous No.83011321 [Report] >>83011345
>>83007210 (OP)
Dude is Brezhnev maxxing without the cool military uniform or thicc eyebrows
Anonymous No.83011323 [Report]
>>83007210 (OP)
why are whites so inhumanely fucked up looking
Anonymous No.83011345 [Report]
>>83011321
Nah. Bro is Mao maxxing without understanding the materialist dialectic.
Anonymous No.83011913 [Report]
>Balding
>Creepy
>Not choosing Riffraxxing
Some people are just destined to suck...