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Anonymous No.83018953 [Report] >>83018998 >>83019136 >>83019518 >>83019926 >>83019952 >>83019992
Day 4 of trying to steal the rich guy who cones into my cafe from his wife
Fuck. My. Life.
>he comes in with her today.
>they were playing footsies under the table
>fml it was really cute.jpeg
>i talk to him when she goes to the toilet
>he has such pretty eyes.jpeg
>she comes back
>as I walk away I hear her say
>"was that the Indian girl?"
>mfw I am not a fucking jeet
>I spit in her coffee again
>give him his extra marshmellows
>he gives her one of the extra marshmellows
>he mentions to her Tokyo Drift (we talked about it)
>she says
>"isn't that movie kinda old?"
I may murder this girl.
Anonymous No.83018998 [Report] >>83019032
>>83018953 (OP)
Lmfao fucking jeet
Anonymous No.83019032 [Report]
>>83018998
I'm not a jeet tho.
Anonymous No.83019136 [Report] >>83019170 >>83019379
>>83018953 (OP)
embarrassing person
Anonymous No.83019170 [Report]
>>83019136
Holy saved
devaS yloH
Anonymous No.83019379 [Report] >>83019458
>>83019136
I also saved it
ti devas osla I
Anonymous No.83019458 [Report]
>>83019379
I like your comment
tnemmoC rouY ekiL I
Anonymous No.83019466 [Report]
You are the first suspect.
Anonymous No.83019518 [Report] >>83019627
>>83018953 (OP)
>mfw I am not a fucking jeet
what are you, a paki? that's worse.
Anonymous No.83019627 [Report] >>83019910 >>83019921
>>83019518
I'm Cambodian (well my parents are)
Anonymous No.83019910 [Report]
>>83019627
>I'm Cambodian
midge
Anonymous No.83019921 [Report]
>>83019627
>Cambodian
Take a hint
From fate, I mean
Anonymous No.83019926 [Report]
>>83018953 (OP)
KYS NIGGER
REGGIN SYK
Anonymous No.83019952 [Report] >>83019986
>>83018953 (OP)
kek 4 days and they've both already clocked that you're into him and are just humoring your slave-caste ass. Imagine what they say behind your back.
Anonymous No.83019986 [Report] >>83019996
>>83019952
No. They haven't clocked anything.
Fuck you, I am allowed to try.
Anonymous No.83019992 [Report] >>83020179
>>83018953 (OP)
You're a jeet
>im not a jeet
You're a jeet. They both think you're a pajeet. Your crush thinks you're a pajeet, you will always be a jeet in his mind (not his heart you'll never be there). She can tell you like him btw and probably has already told him you like him and they've probably had a good long laugh about it before she made him fuck her. Maybe they'll let you watch KEK
Anonymous No.83019996 [Report] >>83020188
>>83019986
Are you autistic? Rhetorical question of course.
Of course you are, but the best case scenario is you're humiliating yourself even farther.
Anonymous No.83020179 [Report]
>>83019992
> before she made him fuck her. Maybe they'll let you watch
Cuckqueening?
Anonymous No.83020188 [Report]
>>83019996
How am I humiliating mysrlf if he doesn't know?