Thread 83022872

What is a reasonable amount of sexual frustration i should have as a 24 year old virgin? I feel extremely anxious and uncomfortable just thinking about the fact that I've never experienced it. Jerking off seems to be only way to temporarily alleviate the feelings or even I'm in a depressed mood for the rest of the day like I was all night last night and couldn't sleep. Is this normal? I think this is a sign I need to get laid and if possible, get good enough for a fwb ASAP.

>>83022872 (OP)
Just go have sex retard

>>83022878
Why can't you just go make a billion dollars too while you're at it?

>>83022889
I learned to fly and teleport while becoming a gizzlionaire and with a harem. Aint that hard buddy just pull yer bootstraps. But im like you but a year younger and dont feel anxious of uncomfortable due to never experincing it. I do however think there might be something wrong with me due to it. Which just gives me more reason to be a freak so not too bad.

Getting sex can really be a surprisingly low effort thing, lots of women who fuck for nothing basically.

I am 23yr old virgin but more from choice because sperg but know a lot of people who spend all their time focused on sex. All they do is compliment some girl and tell them go out and fuck, and theyre not even chad either. You still have the time and chance dont kill all your energy of course the sex might not even seem worth it after but you can do it

Lol at sex - how the fuck one can do that it's so fucking primitive baka. Some fucking weird frictional movements back and forth made with a piece of meat that sticks out that you pee with and putting it in a gross female crack coated with some gross slime, ffs, on top of that some positions, toys, vibrators, cuffs, foreplay, it's all a fucking cabaret and then all these silly motions in the vagina, exchanging some bullshit fluids, eating ass etc. On top of that some people fucking smell down there and during the erection that fucking magical fluid seeps out and immediately you don't want to fuck anymore, you are thinking what the fuck have you done, also some fucking cuddling ffs, stupid fucking human instincts you see a naked person of another gender and immediately that meaty wee-wee between your legs rises up it's so funny ffs why don't people reproduce asexually?

The real pleasures are studying, listening to music, reading books, traveling, not some fucking plebeian instincts such as fucking, drinking and getting high ffs, sex does not look like in the American porn videos but rather like the primitive recordings from Poland and Russia where a flat-assed Karen with tits with nips which take 90% of the tits' surface fucks some DYEL chav who cums after a couple minutes and in the background you have some old furniture from the socialism era, some chavvy blanket and an old rug, well superb romantic atmosphere, bitch! That's what it looks like in 90% cases, when I'm trying to imagine myself from 3rd person perspective I fucking can't- if I thought of it during fucking I would have shat myself laughing.

fuck people