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Anonymous No.83028519 [Report] >>83028764 >>83028818 >>83028900 >>83030042 >>83030389
Urgh, virgins
How can you not hate virgins when you find out slowly but surely that pretty much anything you dislike is caused by permavirgins:
>Silent protagonists in video games: later find out pretty much anyone who likes them is a virgin
>Untranslated honorifics from Japanese: turns out almost anyone who likes them is a virgin
>Online feminists and general identity politics: turns out they're all virgins
>People get mad at non-happy endings in fiction and want "wholesome" fiction in general: turns out when you ask them they nigh all admit to being virgins
>Powertripping forum mods: turns out they're all virgins too
>All the homos that come into boys' love fandom and complain about it: it turns out that even they are virgins and that all the sexhaving homos just stay with their bara shit like they should
>incels: yeah well....

Explain to me why I should not hate virgins? They're a blight upon this world and the cause of everything wrong with it.
Anonymous No.83028526 [Report]
niggas tongue your anus b8poaster
Anonymous No.83028543 [Report] >>83028562
Besides
>Online feminists and general identity politics: turns out they're all virgins
>Powertripping forum mods: turns out they're all virgins too
I don't see how the rest are that bad.
Anonymous No.83028562 [Report] >>83028612
>>83028543
Tell me anon, are you a....
Silent protagonists in video games just create the most awful plots and dumbest interactions that only socially retarded idiots would enjoy.
>But but but, YOU are Gordon Freeman so you just have to imagine what you'd say back!
Yeah, and then others don't respond to me so it would still feel like everyone ignores me. I kind of feel these people are okay with these one-sided monologs because that's how their social interactions work. They're either too shy to say anything back, or everyone just ignores what they say.

It only worked in Portal 2 because it's funny there how Wheatly is clearly extremely uncomfortable with Chell's refusal to speak and is uncomfortably blabbering to fill the silence and GLaDOS is just an evil robot who doesn't really care I guess.
Anonymous No.83028612 [Report] >>83028658
>>83028562
I think silent protagonist stuff is fine but it just needs to be done right like what you say about Portal 2. The other characters need to be more interesting. Sounds like you're looking for a unique single player story driven thing with a fleshed out protagonist which is the type of stuff I mostly like. Idk what to recommend you though because I really don't play vidya anymore. I'm honestly just waiting for gta6 and hoping for the best.
Anonymous No.83028658 [Report] >>83028780
>>83028612
Portal 2 was a rare exception to the silent protagonist. It almost always leads to very awkward conversations where the player character says nothing back.

In Crysis 2 he actually physically could not speak because his lungs were fried, fine, but still, no one interacts with him like they would with someone who can't speak. It really showed the difference in Crysis 3. Prophet was honestly a very interesting character with an interesting arc and motivations and his interactions with other characters were interesting too.
Anonymous No.83028721 [Report] >>83028785
>wanting a happy ending is le bad
you should seek a psychiatrist i think
Anonymous No.83028764 [Report] >>83028785
>>83028519 (OP)
Silent protagonists evolved organically out of how old RPGs worked, I'm a sexhaver and I like them
Also caring about honorifics one way or the other is dumb, especially in animu where you'll just hear them regardless of what the subs say
Anonymous No.83028780 [Report] >>83028785
>>83028658
Silent protagonist is a millin times better than a badly written protagonist that never shuts ups

I don't mind them in video game because the actions are supposed to do most of the talk
Anonymous No.83028785 [Report]
>>83028721
Anyone wants something. Almost no one gets as vitriolically mad at those people when he doesn't like the ending of some piece of fiction.

Which is really the difference, if without any further details you hear:
>Someone sent death threats to a writer because of the ending of a book

You can guess with pretty much 99% certainly that it was:
>Permavirgin sent death threats to author over favorite ship not sailing
Because almost no one else does this.

>>83028764
And then they're not untranslated but in the original. I watch exclusively without any form of subtitles nowadays anyway.
Obviously it's not cringy in Japanese; it's cringy in the middle of an English sentence just like "just according to keikaku" instead of just "As I planned" like a sane person.

>>83028780
And yet everyone talks to Gordon Freeman and because he never says anything back it just ends up silly. And no, he doesn't reply with "actions"; he just doesn't reply.
Anonymous No.83028818 [Report] >>83028882
>>83028519 (OP)
I recognize your posting style exactly, I just wanna say you're a faggot and your hate of virgins should align you with normalfags, and yet you are here for some reason
Most of those problems are completely irrelevant except for feminism which you are wrong about, women become feminists after being pumped and dumped by a man
Anonymous No.83028882 [Report] >>83028889
>>83028818
>Actually thinking all those online feminists aren't pathetic loser virgins and trying to keep his virginal identity free of what he hates
Anonymous No.83028889 [Report]
>>83028882
You act like you got raped by virgins over these dumb issues which is pretty ironic tbqh
Anonymous No.83028900 [Report] >>83028915
>>83028519 (OP)
>Online feminists and general identity politics: turns out they're all virgins
HAHAHAHA are you joking, bluehairs are the biggest whores in the world
Anonymous No.83028915 [Report] >>83028924 >>83028926
>>83028900
>Actually believes this.
No anon, all internet feminists are ugly as fuck lonely losers who seethe on Twitter as a thinly veiled cloak for that they can't get sex.

Pretty much anyone interested in politics in general is a virgin anyway. It's like religion in how it functions: it attracts the downtrodden. In the same way that religion goes down when prosperity goes up. Interest in politics diminishes when people have a satisfying social life.
Anonymous No.83028924 [Report] >>83029006
>>83028915
where can i meet these virgin feminists so i can snatch one up, fix her and marry her?
Anonymous No.83028926 [Report] >>83029006
>>83028915
that's a straight up lie, man.
Anonymous No.83028969 [Report]
What I dislike is people telling me how I should live my life, and all those people are non-virgins though. I just want to enjoy my panty quest games in solitude.
Anonymous No.83029006 [Report]
>>83028924
They obviously barely exist in real life. They're terminally online keyboard warriors.
Note how they're always angry about some internet link or something that happened on the internet, not something that ever happened to them in real life.

>>83028926
No it's not. If you actually come into real life and talk to people at work you'll find that they're mostly apolitical about most things and fairly chill. All this idpol shit is mostly a terminally online thing.

For a long time I had a deeply negative opinion of U.S.A. politics because of all this shit but then I realized I was unfairly comparing the real life political climate of my own country with online U.S.A. shit and when I watched some political debates on U.S.A. television between candidates there. It was actually also mostly about taxes and immigration and climate and all that stuff and nothing about feminism and other idpol so that's all really just online only stuff.

But yeah, I've taken a habit of asking online feminists whether they're virgins or have any romantic experience and they usually ignore you or just admit it; they almost never deny it. It's also obvious from the fact that they have the same taste in cope romance fiction only enjoyed by people who are clearly trying to fill a hole in their lives. As in: rant about muh evil moids all day long on the internet but consume nothing but utter cope romance fiction where some plain ass female protagonists with no personality is uncontrollably loved by some really attractive male character. They're just mad at them because because they don't love them to be honest.

That, or another common pattern I noticed is they cope a lot with shit like "Noo, real life moids are trash, my fictional ones are much better, that's why I don't date them." which is obviously just cope or "not being trash" just means "loves my self-insert uncontrollably and is really pretty and would be willing to put up with my shit personality".
Anonymous No.83030042 [Report]
>>83028519 (OP)
So every human being is inherently evil from birth until they stick their dick in a meathole/vice versa holy shit it makes so much sense. I guess raping someone is a virtuous act because they're being cleansed of a moral blight
Anonymous No.83030389 [Report]
>>83028519 (OP)
>silent protagonists
The absence of voicing a protagonist was a consequence of technical limitations and a carry over from RPGs where multiple text response options were the norm. Generally people with an imagination have their own responses and disposition toward a scene, imagining how they would respond rather than having the narrative fixed to a script.
This complaint is a you problem.
>Untranslated honorifics
If you're talking weeb stuff like saying "senpai"... Some people like it, you don't have to like it. There was a time that pretentious people liked to weave in words and phrases in French and Italian to signal to their in group that they are "cultured." All pretty normal, another you problem.
>Online feminists...
Simply not true. Feminists are getting their holes blown out and turn embittered when their "liberated" escapades land them into the territory of being alone and expired. "Feminist" trannies are uniquely mentally exceptions.
>...non-happy endings...
You're really making shit up now. Depressed people consume depressing content.
>All the homos that come into boys' love fandom and complain about it
I see now. You're a homosexual. This tracks with the fact that every claim you've made is wrong.