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Anonymous No.83032401 [Report] >>83032427 >>83032433 >>83032435 >>83032487 >>83032850 >>83033011 >>83034181 >>83034229 >>83034758
Big dick energy is real and multiple women have confirmed it to me. They can sense when a guy has a big dick by his looks and behavior, likely due to evolved pattern recognition in women's brains that seek larger penises.
Anonymous No.83032418 [Report] >>83034667
If that's apprently true then why can't they sense when a 'great bf' will inevitably beat the shit out of them?
Anonymous No.83032427 [Report] >>83032440 >>83032811
>>83032401 (OP)
>big dick = more confident
>more confident = can talk to women
I'm a flat 5 in terms of looks but I've got a big dick, it's like a fucking cheat code
Anonymous No.83032433 [Report]
>>83032401 (OP)
this image is so fucking goddamn old. probably at least 15+ years old.
Anonymous No.83032435 [Report] >>83032442 >>83032455 >>83032458
>>83032401 (OP)
how come there are so many big dick incels on this board? fake posts?
Anonymous No.83032440 [Report] >>83032453 >>83034758
>>83032427
It has nothing to do with confidence but more to do with physical traits you have that are correlated with big dick. Women scan you and within milliseconds they can see you have these traits and you likely have a big dick. They also notice the way you walk and the bulge of course.
Anonymous No.83032442 [Report]
>>83032435
>have big dick
>mentions it
imagine all the other anons with sub-5 inch dicks, why the fuck would they wanna mention that?
Anonymous No.83032453 [Report] >>83034558 >>83034587
>>83032440
The parts make the whole, huh?
bigger dick correlates to higher-T levels so it makes sense
Anonymous No.83032455 [Report] >>83032483 >>83034990
>>83032435
Big dick incels don't exist anon. 7 inches+ NBP with decent girth is impossible to be incel. Someone with that cock size already has good testosterone and good genetics/good growth in puberty. Basically you won't find ugly fat fucks with cocks that big.
Anonymous No.83032458 [Report] >>83032471
>>83032435
i am a 7"x5" girthlet truecel wizard.
Anonymous No.83032471 [Report] >>83032491
>>83032458
lmao see what I mean?
like, if you have a 4 incher or a 5 incher, why would you wanna mention that? so now we get fucks like these with monster cocks thingking "boohoo i'm a loser like you guys too :("
Anonymous No.83032483 [Report]
>>83032455
7" nbp would be close to 8" bonepressed unless you have literally zero fatpad. i'm skinny and still have a little over 0.5" fatpad and am 6.5" npb since that's just how my fat distribution is. i've been as low as 150lbs at 5'11" and still have the exact same fatpad size.
Anonymous No.83032487 [Report]
>>83032401 (OP)
I am fat and have phimosis, so mine is about 2"
What do girls see in me then?
Anonymous No.83032491 [Report]
>>83032471
monster cock = 7"-8"+x5.5"+

7"x5" is average nowadays.
Anonymous No.83032811 [Report] >>83032846
>>83032427
>>big dick = more confident
Do you have a single fact to back that up?
Anonymous No.83032846 [Report]
>>83032811
no actual scientific facts so i'll just show you
https://files.catbox.moe/d0eq60.mp4
Anonymous No.83032850 [Report]
>>83032401 (OP)
>same jew thread every day
Anonymous No.83033011 [Report]
>>83032401 (OP)
Can they tell if I'm circumcised too?
Anonymous No.83034181 [Report] >>83034187
>>83032401 (OP)
>women's brains that seek larger penises
Thats not true, because multiple women have left me when they found out my pecker was much larger than they expected.
Anonymous No.83034187 [Report]
>>83034181
the penis in your heart is small
Anonymous No.83034203 [Report] >>83034643
so strange that the average person on this board is a handsome, tall, and hung sex haver yet you all claim to have so many problems.
Anonymous No.83034229 [Report] >>83034239 >>83034678 >>83034683 >>83035040
>>83032401 (OP)
Nah it's just taller dudes have bigger dicks, because they're bigger in general and women noticed that pattern after seeing so many dicks.
Anonymous No.83034239 [Report] >>83034265
>>83034229
>5'10"
>7"x5" pencil dick
true. maybe if i was actually tall and not average height my penis would have grown beyond an average size.
Anonymous No.83034265 [Report] >>83034298
>>83034239
Same stats lol
To bad no girl will get to enjoy my dick
Anonymous No.83034287 [Report] >>83034298
is 6''x6'' considered "big" by women? that's what i have
Anonymous No.83034298 [Report]
>>83034287
6" girth is top 1% girth.

>>83034265
our size isn't very special or big at all, nothing to be proud about. barely above average, and probably below average when it comes to sex haver sizes in the west.
Anonymous No.83034558 [Report]
>>83032453
It correlates with microplastics actually, retard.
Anonymous No.83034587 [Report]
>>83032453
>bigger dick correlates to higher-T levels
No it doesn't, retard.
Anonymous No.83034643 [Report] >>83034665
>>83034203
>the average incel is tall, has a jumbo cock and makes 6 figs doing code monkey work from his moms basement
Crazy that they mog chad but still don't have sex, maybe it really is all about being kind and not a huge misogynist
Anonymous No.83034665 [Report]
>>83034643
YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH, FOID
Anonymous No.83034667 [Report]
>>83032418
Kek. Retards ascribe extreme feats of intuition to women when they're just vaginal apes
Anonymous No.83034678 [Report]
>>83034229
>Nah it's just taller dudes have bigger dicks
Not really, there's no direct relation
Anonymous No.83034683 [Report] >>83034730
>>83034229
that's one of the most retarded things i've ever read. i'm not overly tall and am nine fucking inches bone pressed. ron jeremy is 9 and 3/4" and is a short shit. you are completely fucking retarded. hilariously, it's the shorter guys that usually have the biggest dicks. tall lanklets usually have small cocks because they're tall
Anonymous No.83034730 [Report] >>83034831
>>83034683
>robot #48929294999292 with a top 0.1% penis
interesting how the biggest penises on the planet consistently frequent this board yet you all claim to be oppressed incels. weird.
Anonymous No.83034758 [Report]
>>83032440
>>83032401 (OP)
Big Dick energy is as easy as shaving off your pubic hair and taking forced perspective shots with the camera apparently.
Anonymous No.83034831 [Report]
>>83034730
This is how 100% of self reported studies are done too lol, not even exaggerating, except sometimes theyll select themselves in to be measured
Anonymous No.83034875 [Report] >>83034949
>guys with bad physical attributes grow up insecure and meek and irradiate their genetic failure through their demeanor
Wow that's revolutionary
Anonymous No.83034949 [Report]
>>83034875
not that simple, tard
Anonymous No.83034990 [Report]
>>83032455
I have an 18cm dick and i am still a virgin at 26.
Anonymous No.83035040 [Report]
>>83034229
you are retarded, there's genuinely no correlation
height = bones
there's no bone in the penis it's all tissue
5'7 khhv manlet with a 7" x 6" btw