Thread 83035511

NO NO NO NO NO NO MY ONLY COPE!!!!
I WAS LOOKING FORWARD TO PLAYING IT DURING SUMMER!!!!

>>83035511 (OP)
>over a year left... again

>>83035511 (OP)
we might get another trailer by 2027

Why do you care? Game will just be a $80 mixtape. GTA games are always so boring and uninspired. Play any other open world game.

>>83035511 (OP)
This game was cooked from the get go. A.bunch if the old talent left and has been replaced by Indians

>>83035511 (OP)
meh, I don't even own a console. my only cope is jojo steel ball run at this point.

>>83035552
many left. but many also stayed.

fuck i'm just coping at this point. but it's gta... they CAN'T fuck this up i refuse to believe it ohhh my god this has to be perfect please LORD i'm going to blow my brains out

they have to add roadblocks and invisible walls to stop players from driving down the gay pride and blm rallies they have ingame im not joking

>>83035586
what do you even like about gta?

>>83035599
NTA but its like a window into alternate reality. Familiar but entirely different. It has its own tv shows, politics, brands, radio. Its some of the best worldbuilding in games. Also love the humor. And the world simulation is unmatched. You can interact with the world however you want and the game never shits itself.

>>83035546
You don't think it will be $100?

>>83035701
Dude it is a world in to ANYTHING you want it to be
Want to go around killing women you are ex parallels of in real life
Do it
Want to go speeding in a car you will never have
Do it

>>83035511 (OP)
The moment gta VI launches the cow called gta v online will dry up, I would keep milking it too

>>83035511 (OP)
I wish they would just scrap this shit and made a red dead revolver 2 already :/

i haven't even played 5 kek

>>83035511 (OP)
>real
Ha ha
Get fucked losers.
>Festering overpriced wokeslop is delayed.
>Anyone even slightly worth their salt already read the writing on the wall and left.
>Everyone who knows the types of shitlibs working on it already knows what the story will be.
Crap covered monkey creatures will still buy it in droves, but they're not getting a successor to GTAV, they're paying for feminist rhetoric just like every other captured studio puts out.

>>83035561
The way OP feels about gtaVI is how I feel about SBR right now, I know it's not going to be "da best thing ebarrr" but I pray it isn't a massive letdown. Was still looking forward to playing VI longside the release of part 7 though, the potential of it gave me giddy childlike excitement I haven't felt SINCE childhood. I have no doubt both will be absolutely "solid" bare minimum at least.
You could only assume.

>>83035881
Obviously 6 online will drop with it, creating yet another cow to be milked as all the people have to rebuy all their cars and other such BS for the new game.

Never releasing.
They're gonna keep "delaying" a game that doesn't exist.

>>83035701
I don't even think they're as interactive or well built as, like, morrowind, and that's a fantasy world
driving around and killing people are pretty much all you can do and they don't have any real mechanics or interactions behind them. I don't understand why you think it is a good model of a virtual world.

>>83035511 (OP)
>you have come to expect
>have come
kek they're really pissing in the mouth of their fanbase

>>83035546
you think you can do a better job ?
if you knew how to make games

would be so funny if they fucked it up
the meltdown would be glorious

>>83035597
Honestly they should let you do it but if you do the game sets off a hidden event where the next time you reenter your car you get anlly gaped by a gay black man with a 5 dollar footlong

I think that's fair for everyone

>>83036630
>don't put wokeslop into it
>don't make it overpriced
>cut out the online crap
>don't market it to 16 yo teenagers and their mom's credit card
not that hard. Yea I could do a better job

>>83035511 (OP)
>they claim it'll be out next year
>the last game was 13 years ago
>next to no gameplay footage
This is going to be Duke Nukem Forever again isn't it?

>>83036681
it's anudda Star Wars battlefront 3

>>83035511 (OP)
omfg god bro it's the only thing I was looking forward to
I had a counter on my home screen that was at 200 days
We will truly be unc when this drops

>>83036303
chuddie rage
the main character is a big strong white man, don't be so upset

>>83035511 (OP)
This better be the best game of all time
What the fuck is taking so long

But this means the pc launch is still on target though right?

>>83036667
that displeases the shareholders/investors/owners remember the game and studio have vastly different definitions of what a successful game is. Remember they've already spent billions of dollars on this thing, they are going to monetize to hell and back to recoup that, they have to or it will become an albatross that will kill rockstar.

>>83036749
>hey bro you get to have the brave and stunning goblina butterface as a gf insert. That's a good deal, right.

>>83036630
yeah easily. I would have game design.

>>83035511 (OP)
I hope this game gets delayed forever >:)

>>83036303
incels still having a melty because a woman exists and rdr2 said blacks are human
>back to playing BASED jap games without female characters like stellar blade

>>83036788
My flight plan list me, my men but none of the shareholders/investors/owners.

>>83036793
she looks fine
i don't think white gigachad with thick latina gf is woke but alright

>>83036873
it's because you don't have standards or you're bad faith
I'll not settle for a foul compromise

>>83036911
what the fuck is woke about it? explain yourself for once

>>83036911
what are your standards lol
no darkies?

>>83036918
That he dates an immigrant woman instead of a white woman. It's supposed to push the diversity narrative. Of course, because they'll need me to buy it, so they're trying to pander to me by making it a WMLF relationship.

>>83036973
gb2pol timmycel
America is a non-white country

>>83036973
it's a kino pairing

>>83036973
That doesn't make sense, anon. There are white immigrants and latina nationals. Please stay in school.

If you're white and you're paying money for a game that has you hook up with a Hispanic (that does not even look good), you're a doofus.

>>83035511 (OP)
It's so over. It won't even release on pc until like 2027/28. I doubt it will even be good then.

>>83035511 (OP)
>ANOTHER year of dev time
Man, I wonder what the total $ amount they've spent on this will be by then. $3b? More? They'll have to sell it for $100, it might just kill rockstar if it's ass since nobody is paying 100 bucks for a piece of shit after all the garbage that's been released recently.

poltroon is samefagging now

>>83035511 (OP)
>250gb MINIMUM

>>83037071
>>83037101
why would i want a white girl when i can get a latina

>>83037152
The guys from Rockstar think the way I do. They laugh about you behind closed doors, because you're a doofus.

>>83037165
>butterface is hidden
rip

>>83037182
schizo retard. Are the guys from rockstar in the room with us?

>Delay 1 was announced in May, telling us to go fuck ourselves and wait another full year
>Delay 2 was announced in November, telling us to go fuck ourselves and wait another full year
I have no doubt that this game will NOT be coming out in November.

>>83037190
You can tell from the way they're presenting their product, doofus-kun.

almost two entire console generations without a new game. that's pretty crazy.
i wish gta had their own dedicated studio separate from rockstar.
they're never going to do anything with manhunt, are they?
at least put manhunt 2 on steam, god damn

>>83037187
i've spent my entire life around white girls and i know for a fact that they're not worth it
what's your problem with latinas?

I just got a copy of Vice City Stories what am I in for?

>>83036681
It's gonna be a saints row remake situation. They've totally misread the audience and are going to release an unplayable shitheap.

>>83037251
Let's be honest.The reason white girls suck is that they're insufferable not that they look bad. By the way, for all we can tell, the Latina from the game might turn out to be insufferable, too. Wouldn't surprise me.

>what's your problem with latinas?
My problem are the developers and their attitude. Trying to get people on board with their DEI messaging and, in compensation, they'll give them this.. slop. And then they'll dance around it and can't admit to it and gaslight. It's a set up for joke with the customer as the punch line. That's my problem.

>>83037236
manhunt and state of emergency. I miss when rockstar was edgelords. they want the normies to forget their violent game history. the mainstream media really broke them when they went after gta but gta was tame to the two mentioned.

Why are western games so soulless

KILL KILL KILL CRIME CRIME CRIME SEX SEX SEX GUNS GUNS GUNS MONEY MONEY MONEY RAPE RAPE RAPE STEAP STEAL STEAL

how are people not sick of this low frequency garbage

>>83037273
That's probably one of my top ten GTA of all time prepare to cry at the end desu

>>83037236
>Paying for ps2 era rockstar games
Buddy, pal... just emulate it, the best version of the old gta games are on ps2, so is manhunt and I think bully,

>>83037373
i guess i might have to.
still have the manhunt disc for xbox, which i can pop in the series x and play it.
but manhunt 2 was never released for xbox and i have never played it to this day >:^[

>>83035511 (OP)
$500 a pop and its tagline will be "Jews Won"

>>83037360
If Tetris was developed in America it would be a first person shooter

>>83037360
The GTA games are developed by Brits parodying Americans so KILL CRIME SEX GUNS MONEY RAPE is fitting.

>>83037372
>top ten GTA of all time
its not like theres 50 of them

>>83037512
>parodying

You misspelled glorifying little bro

>>83035511 (OP)
>Knows the only people low IQ enough to play modern video games anymore are brown women lusting over white cock in their rooms rotting.
Amazing marketing.

>>83037523
you get the point it's a good ass game, the radio was on point and i played it on and off with my brother on the psp.
did you get it on the psp?

>>83037528
GTA3 is full blown making fun of Bush era America