Thread 83040042

The hero r9gay deserves, but not the one it needs right now. Edition.

Q: So Mr. Anon, when did you discover you were gay?

Previously on /r9gay/...: >>83028067

YOU ARE A FUCKING NIGGER LOVING CUNT BITCH FUCK OFF.

When I was 17 I found gifs of cocks online and was more turned on than ever before and realized I had had a crush on boys before

>>83040056
>found out only at 17
cute

>>83040101
I could've realized at like 13 when I got a crush for a friend but I'm autistic

>>83040042 (OP)
not soon enough :(
i think 19 or 20

Drinking lots of water and listening to future mixtapes kind of night

Do you have a husbando Anon?

just spent $50 at mcdonalds AMA

Haluan suurelta pedolta voimaa

>didn't look at cocks until 17
do americans really not have mandatory public showers in school? i was harassed by dicks twice a week

>>83040042 (OP)
being a lesbian femcel sucks

>you could have sex with a guy

oh shut up

>>83040288
Hard cocks not soft I'm european

>>83040290
Miss this is a homosexual thread

>>83040303
I am attracted to women, not men.
I am a woman.
I am a homosexual.

>>83040326
This is a thread for mlm not wlw

>>83040042 (OP)
I don't want to join the masons

farted blood today
bf was too rough
i still love him though

who trynna hop on fortnite duos

>>83040371
hope you like prolapse

YWNBAUAB (you will never be an underaged anime boy)

>>83040113
Autists are really dumb change my mind

>>83040463
Meow indeed yay

Goddammit I never get enough sleep. I could continue sleeping now but I doubt I can fall asleep again. I don't like going back to sleep after I wake up. I'm so tired. I HATE mornings.

>>83040481
same anono.
wish we could hibernate together

I think I've bottled up my emotions for too long. It's made me emotionally retarded. Music is legitimately one of the only ways I can express my emotions healthily now. Then again no one liked me when I was emotional. I'm gonna talk to my new therapist about it I guess.

>>83040481
With a brown circle around his iris he woke up.

https://youtu.be/vYH0vhLpqHU?si=g3U-19QzHzrHHCPE

>>83040502
Sucks to be us I guess but not like anyone is making me wake up, or rather get out of bed, in the morning. Last few nights most of my blankets fall out of bed or move so I hate that as well. Reeeeeeeeeee

>>83038537
This is a good answer because he definitely isn't conventionally attractive unlike some guys others posted
>>83038788
Words can't describe how much I hate monster fuckers

>>83038784
Can't be the only one who finds these videos soulless. Instead of looking at your bf you stare at the camera like the attention whore you are. It's like nothing will be enough for some narcissistic losers that can't enjoy anything without the whole world watching them.

>>83040593
Sour Grapes lmao

>>83040579
yes he fucking is
>>83040593
there could be infinite explanations for that video

>asmon is 6'3
>not conventionally attractive
i can only imagine what you think is conventionally attractive

>>83040610
Have you seen his inbred redneck face you dumb motherfucker?
>>83040600
If it makes you sleep well at night :)

If you want to be with me
If you want to be with me
You can come with me if you want to
Even though you may still not want to

"I feel like a clown. Life is a big joke after all!"

>tops would rather fuck underage femboys than give a man their age a chance
Grim

There's nothing so CRUEL as MEMORY. The pointy, bitey little THUNDERBOLTS. Unwanted party crashers, SCREAMERS through your synapses. Inescapable, unrelenting... not at all friendly. You can't even escape into MADNESS!

>>83040610
wtf i didnt know asmon was the same height as me i thought all ecelebs were like 5'7. im going to give him my money now

It's so over if you don't have feminine feet
Don't bother dating if you're a footlet

>>83039761
Failed cuckbot thread lmao

>>83040687
I wear size 38 EU, is that good enough?

I wanna cuddle meow yay

>>83039717
Cucbots bvll got rejected by anon

>>83040742
tell that to your boyfriend immediately.

>>83039917
Ok cuckbot settle down

>>83040739
smol feet that's good but are they cute?

>>83039772
Cuckbot I think a better question is why are you looking at black cocks all day?

>>83040529
Very interesting cucbot

Where's my super tooty bf?

>>83040755
I don't have one yay killing myself yay

>>83040042 (OP)
>Q: So Mr. Anon, when did you discover you were gay?
Old anon here. Probably around age of 12. Friend grabbed his brothers porn mags and we checked them out. Everyone is commenting on tits and pussies and I'm staring at the cocks. Three years later I had the biggest crush on a guy. Used to masturbate to fantasies of us kissing.

Finally satisfied with my haircut again, we did it chat

>>83040610
bro thats crazy bro this is insane

>>83040926
cute
what was he like?

tried to find that meme of the little girl roasting someone with the
>you're black [vine boom], ugly [vine boom], nigger [vine boom], stranger [vine boom], etc...

but then i get this shit
i bet a fucking braindead ape is behind this channel, hope he gets spleen cancer and impassible kidney stones and dies painfully

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4mh7UVwMRw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYDN9nigWAQ

>>83040978
6 hours of AI generated content sure is some dedication

>>83040975
Incredibly handsome, fit, funny and, best of all, gay.

>>83041034
openly gay guys like that existen in HS back in 10s and 00s? why didn't you tell him your feelings?

>>83040978
I hate Isekai and cancer it spawned into our world also fuck ai

>>83040785
why not... then get one at once.

>>83041080
I'm fat and mentally ill yay

>>83041039
If we were looking at porn magazines, do you think this was 00's and 10's???

>>>/lgbt/
Take your AIDS back to the containment board

What are the body counts of fellow gaybots?

>>83041317
55
50 sucked my cock
39 let me suck theirs
6 fucked me
19 let me fuck them

2-3 I just made out with or fondled them are not included in these numbers

>>83041086
that's no excuse. most gays are mentally ill, and gay incels do not exist.

>>83040978
I have it, but I'll only share it with a discordian bf.
https://limewire.com/d/v1oVh#s0pK65I9nE
Not really, I'll never have a bf.

>>83041317
I don't even keep track anymore. It's easily triple digits.

>>83041213
I didn't wanna call you an unc

>>83041452
>I didn't wanna call you an unc
thanks. appreciate it.

Where's my tooty bf?

Will I enjoy Kingdom Come: Deliverance? The sequel has gay romance and is on sale so I'm interested.

>>83041373
Yeah I could get sex but I want a bf and not sex

>>83041656
I'm defining celibacy as not having a bf obviously.

>>83041713
It's harder to find a bf as a gay person tho, your dating pool is smaller and people are less interested in relationships

>>83041726
sounds like an excuse to me. you don't really want a bf.

Moon bean. Ice cream.

tooty bf...

>>83041750
I do but I don't have enough energy to get one because I am very mentally ill

red bean ice cream...

>>83040042 (OP)
>Q: So Mr. Anon, when did you discover you were gay?
At around 16, it just clicked as I began craving male companionship. I was raised very religious and genuinely believed in all that shit so it was a particularly difficult period for me until I realized all that bible shit was retarded so now I don't even care anymore.
Lately I've been thinking of giving women a try. Should I become a chaser?

>>83040042 (OP)
I can't be the only one who just always knew they were gay ever since they were a literal toddler right? I remember not even knowing the difference between a man and a women back then and crushing on both lol, but real talk anons, I remember crushing hard on this Spanish boy for multiple years in my teens and I sorta regret not asking him out, I think he was straight anyways but still

have a gf but dream abt sucking cock everyday

>>83041813
nah, men are better

>>83041813
no you should kys

Going to university next year in my 30s. I'll be almost twice the age of some of my classmates. How do I take advantage of this to find a husband before graduation?

>>83041832
I wish I was aware of my gayness since I was a kid. I grew in a sort of homophobic environment. I suspected I was gay around 14, but I shrugged it off and tried to go for girls, with no success because I wasn't liked by them and I wasn't really trying either. I finally accepted myself much later, but man, I would've enjoyed my teenage years a lot more if I knew that all my weird feelings for boys were horniness and love. Maybe I would've started making myself prettier for boys as well instead of thinking how to be cool for girls...yuck

The only problem: the homophobic environment. I don't know how much I would've been able to hide my gayness once I stopped hiding it to myself. Schoolmates would've probably outcasted me pretty bad, problems with my family too

>>83041900
Your peers will treat you like their dad and expect you to play the role of their father.

>>83041905
like really, I had some nice moments with boys, and if I knew I was gay, instead of pretending to not care, I would've daydreamed about them and masturbated over some right after lmao

Straight boys not knowing them acting like boys for me was like being surrounded by pretty girls for them

>>83041900
You'll find other fellow mature students, going to college after 20 is less uncommon now. Bond with them, expecially with the ones who are more akin to you.

Meow I'm lonely where owner bf who collars me and fucks me roughly

>>83041905
I was in a homophobic environment too desu, sure I knew I was gay ever since I was a kid but it wasn't exactly like I could've been open about it, hell I even got beaten and stabbed by family before because they suspected I wasn't straight, it was moreso I had to be aware of myself because if I messed up I would've gotten seriously hurt for it, I wish I could've actually explored it in my teens instead of being a mentally ill shut-in, a lot of people really don't appreciate how good they had it and now I don't think I can even properly connect to someone else if they didn't also have a similarly awful life, like how do you explain to a normal person how badly abuse and violence can affect a person?

>>83042012
I'm sorry to hear all this anon...I get you. I wasn't abused, at least, not for the gay stuff, but I remember my mother telling me she felt relief I wasn't gay. My father is super homophobic. I'm like a baby gay, I started understanding my sexuality later on, and I need someone not as experienced just like I am

Do you think it would've been better if you were in denial?

>>83041900
You can buy freshmen alcohol

>>83042043
Honestly no, I'm just not the type to be in denial over anything so if I was about that then I probably would've been even more self destructive than I already was which is saying a lot considering I was suicidal even as a preteen

>>83041783
no, you clearly don't want one enough.

bros,
why is he so handsome?

>>83042201
I guess so I'm just lonely but a bf probably wouldn't fix that

>>83042207
youth makes anyone handsome

>>83041631
>game
Ok whatever
>game with gay sex
Omg yaaaaaaaas takey money

Iwish gay sex was a game.

>>83041631
gay char is shoveled in

have you guys seen this new 67 meme

>>83042356
what genre?

entropy

What's the point of being with another man if you're not both gamers?

>>83041920
Surely that means I'll be irresistible to the ones with daddy issues

DON'T google the year oppenheimer died

I'm crying while smiling, but not a happy smile
I want a bf to watch the sunrise with
I want a bf to bake cakes with
I want a bf to sleep with
I want a bf to share music with and listen to it together in an isolated place
I want a bf to take the bus with
I want a bf to eat pizza with
I want a bf to cry at movies with
I want a bf to surprise hug me
I want a bf to go incelwalk late at night with
I want a bf to be naked with
I want a bf to laugh at memes with
I want a bf to tell me how much he also wanted a bf (me) to do all these things with and that he will never let me go

I have so much love to give, so much love to show to a guy, and no place to ever deliver my love

i made my bf play enter the gungeon and he made it to chamber 3 on his own and we killed the past in co-op and he came inside of me twice and we watched the mask and sailor moon

I WANT TO HAVE A GUY TO LOVE THAT LOVES ME BACK

>>83042650
Can you please stop bragging about this shit for the love of god man I can't take this shit no more man

>>83042640
That's so sweet, a boy is heading your way slowly as you manifest it

>>83042694
why *sniff* why you say so?

don't toy with my feelings, never. I will destroy you

>>83042704
Remote viewing, I saw this happening. You will meet him next year. Wait, maybe in the early 2027.

My boyfriend will wear a suit/tax all the time and freeball in it if I ask for a show.

you ever get jelly of animal teeth?

My boyfriend will wear panties and thigh highs all the time and bend over for me in it if I ask for a show

My boyfriend will wear mid-thigh shorts and knee high black socks with sock garters and dress shoes. He is very fancy you see.

>>83042860
post original pole

i will wear panties and combat boots and a croptop but the bending over wont be done by me

>>83042879
You want me to start a strawpoll?

My boyfriend will wear only a pair of jeans, expecially if he looks like pic rel. Maybe some cowboy boots or comfy slippers

>>83042922
sure go ahead

entropy

>>83042957
Look at him haha he likes fatasses he wants to grove and dig into that juggly plump ass haha

>>83042678
he's going to fuck me on his bed tomorrow and we're gonna play voidigo and go see a movie

>>83042978
he's not fat, he is chubby!! And yes, I like thiiiiiiiick boys

ChatGPT'd myself a new CV. I don't want to work at my job anymore. I actually don't want to work point blank but I need the money, so I just refuse to work customer service anymore. If I could just quit I would but I love money too much. I'm losing my spark it's so over for me right now.

>>83043020
find a sugar daddy!

r9gay has fallen, more bf havers than trucels now.

>>83043039
No, that isn't my money. I hate interacting with most people and I hate how overly sexual some people can be towards me. I think I'd end up murdering my sugar daddy if I had one.

>>83042996
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltXzAWItTxI

Whenever I see someone post about how much they want a boyfriend to love and be loved by I always get overly excited like, yes! Me! That's me!! That's so me!! Let's do it!! And then I realize that they don't mean a r9gay bf and they don't want to talk to me or get to know each other and fall in love and I get super sad and frustrated because like... I'm right here. I'm ready. My shoes are on and the laces are tied up tight. Let's fricken go. Please...

>>83043054
are you a sexy robot?

>>83043089
oh baby...my problem is that we're both from two different countries, far far away, and on an anonymous Image board where I can say stuff I cannot say irl since I'm closeted and don't want to reveal my identity.

We can pretend to be bfs here tho when you want, cupcake

>>83043110
I wouldn't say I'm sexy, no.

>>83043020
>ChatGPT'd myself a new CV
whats your qualifications

>>83043150
A PHD in Nunya.

>>83043089
>overly excited like, yes! Me! That's me!! That's so me!! Let's do it!!
cute, do you accept a virtual smooch?

>>83043159
wow! me too, bestie!

>>83043171
Don't call me bestie. Aren't you that nigga 'tho' who was constantly asking me to show pole and gets drunk and shows himself nude online.

>>83043181
no im a different man

>>83043185
Oh thank Fucking God i Apologise.

>>83043181
>>83043171
some gay drama to end the day, perfect

>>83040042 (OP)
porn turned me temporarily gay, once I stopped I was straight again. Magic!

>>83043210
np bestie

>>83043231
>>83043210
Nooo, dont defuse the situation, get angry!

>>83043226
>>83043239
Why would I do drama. I am a happy sweet Kind boy.
>>83043231
It's all good it happens.

>>83043284
>am a happy sweet Kind boy.
is that why you say nigger so much?

>>83043296
I just dislike niggers.

>>83043310
reported to the sharia police

I miss when Dungeon Meshi came out and we entered the Laios era of gay bara porn

>>83042855
Focks

>>83043434
i eated it... cause it had mad cow disease

>>83043321
I'm not a sand monkey, thankfully.

>>83043457
yeah but they will come for you anyway...

still no bf farting all his anxieties in my face

How do you guys think 3ds' bf reacted when he found out about the dirty little spic memes? Do you think he is ok with 3ds having had sex with someone he met on 4chan dating app?

I need this with a boy like you wouldn't belib

is so rare to find boys who love farting

>>83043514
he stiffened up

>>83042957
he is so fat just like meow

I don't like boxers, I like the tight feeling briefs gives much more than something that'll leave my big dick flopping around all day

>>83043574
its not about the dick, the balls have to be tucked in

>>83043053
There were never truecels here tho, just kids whining for attention. I hate you all.

I want to stay faithful to God but there's just this extremely cute fag in my class and there's no way I can hold it when he gets too touchy sometimes and I think I actually might be lovestruck
How 2 cope with this

>>83043580
"yo, wanna fuck?"

>>83043579
true true

entropy

Being the center of attention is so lamez being a shadowy side character is much more fun methinks

>>83043580
Ok I lied he is very cute ans fruity but as far as I know he's straight unfortunately
>>83043586
If I avoid sodomy do I technically avoid hellfire? I've thought about the possibility of wifing him up but he definitely isn't the kind to willingly get emasculated

>>83043597
"yo, wanna fuck me?"

I need a guy to fart in my face so bad. I'm happy if he farts near me in his car seat as well, as long as the smell is overpowering

>>83043602
How does that change anything, also I'm nearly not as feminine as him so the chances of him starting anything are null

>>83043616
then, when he gets all touchy, you hug him back and see his reaction. If he stares you in disdain, he's not worth losing time over since he's ok giving attention but not receiving it

>>83043616
what if you find dirt on him and blackmail him into allowing you to suck him off, ironically,no swallow, so God forgives?

>>83043110
He is, he lies about, he's a perfect twink

>>83043628
What if we were in the middle of class and I couldn't do it because I would get weird stares from everyone and they would find out I like him
>>83043630
I won't abuse him nigger, I'll allow myself that bit of dignity atleast

woke up and my fucking head hurts!!!
pretty sure the only cure is popping my skull open

>>83043654
He looks like a duckfaced James Charles queen which is gross

>>83043522
why do you have this shit saved?

>>83043654
>twink
not sexy

bf hotboxing me in the morning

>>83042957
this is a muscular build doe

>>83043667
thats probably not her biggest issue...

>>83043669
Because I like gaming and blowjobs obviously???

>>83043689
it is! Chubby strongfat, he's built like a strongman. I would not mind more fat and less muscles tho, as long as he isn't obese (140 kg and up)

>>83043685
Mike Tyson bf is gross

I'm so bored aaaaaaaa. I ate too much probably and can't gym yet because of it but gym closes in 2 hours so do I even fuckin bother? I didn't do anything today not even went for a walk. Goddammit.

so i got meself 500g of "ribs" for only 4.99eu!!!!1
after unpacking and dropping the sause shit and fluid, i got 450g of ribs
ate em, below average taste, weighted the bones aaaand 190g, which means i paid 5 bucks for barely 260g of """meat"""
never again, just did it for experiments sake

>>83043744
>reeee I wasn't normie enough today
fuck off here

>>83043744
do squats till you pee yourself and vomit
better than any gym

>>83043749
Shut up retard you will never be as much of a loser as me :smug:

>>83043717
i crushed on a fat tall guy i understand

>>83043711
>her
Please hang yourself.

>>83043717
I crushed on a fat short guy I understand

>>83043746
u must sue now

>>83043793
tis was a joke

>>83043815
do i keep the bones? as evidence? cause i threw them away !!! aaaaaaa

>>83043816
I didn't even smirk at the 'joke'... anyway

>>83043790
>>83043798
I'm not interested into height, as long as he isn't shorter than me, and it's pretty easy since I'm short...unless he's very thick, then he gets a pass if he's shorter. I only want a thick, cute boy

picrel is obviously the highest tier

I can't even look my crush in the eyes, last lecture I just picked the seat furthest away from him, he must think I'm some autistic weirdo.. which tbf I am

I fucking love men bros. I wanna make love with one

>>83043835
what do u see in him???

>>83043831
i don't know how much of a sensitive flower you are

That weight is precooking so probally not but if a pack seems light then weight it and make sure it matches the label weight. If it doesn't then contact the organization in charge of regulating that stuff in euroland (in the states it would be the state department of weights and measures or something like that) and the store or manufacturer could face some serious consequences.

>>83043845
No I just think it's weird to be calling me Her I'm not a troon rofl

>>83043834
Who is that pigman?

>>83043861
well, you call niggers niggers no problem but once you get touched you get touchy...

Bottoms be like: yeah I'd fuck a manbearpig hnnnnng

>>83043868
Not my fault you're a nigger I'm afraid.

>>83043843
Raw sexual attraction because I'm a whore like everyone here

>>83043882
I'm whiter than driven snow

clammy ass

Meow meow I'm a fat whore yay oink

r9g clash royale clan?

>>83043866
dunno, I wanna know as well do he ca be my bf

If I was to start working out what muscle groups should I do first? What's most attractive on a guy? Arms? Legs? Butt? I want to be a top but not opposed to bottoming either.

>>83043926
>pecs
>butt
>guns
in that order for me

>>83043926
once you become buff, will you still let a fellow robot make love with you?

>>83043955
he will be muscle only masc4masc only

>>83043926
I only like skinny boys so cardio for me

I would let cuckbot eat a mcnugget from my butthole

>>83043959
yeah, I know. Why did God made fit guys only attracted to fit guys? Can't they be kinkier and play with size differences?

Meow where muscle bf into fat cows yay oink

I just want to get into better shape and not be a flabby noodle, I could stand to lose a few pounds too.

I'm fat, unfit, old, and I wanna fuck a muscular big guy

>>83043966
Can you guys stop talking about scat and fart fetishes please. As a top I'd rather not think about shit and farts coming out of that hole

I kinda like having no muscles, makes getting manhandled more fun

hey mom hey dad here's my fat ugly retarded neet short stupid bf do you like him

>>83043966
heh, a fan

>>83044002
That's not me anons!

omg i'm so fucking retarded what the fuck noooo

I bought a small 10lb weight from amazon and can get up around 60 reps before I quit due to the muscle strain. Man I need to get better but I'm too shy for a gym.

well have fun, im off tatuetata

while you're busy striving for vain goals like muscle growth i'm growing the greatest muscle, the brain

>>83043990
I'm a top too. I want my bottom to fart a lot and be proud if it

i asked my bf to work out and give me his gym shirt and he did <3<3<3<3

>he's dissociating again
cute

>go to the bathroom at work
>the IT department's meathead/cryptobro follows in behind me
>find a stall
>he goes to the urinal
>it sounds like a fucking horse
I am on my knees holy

>>83044046
If my bf ever tell me dissociating is cute to my face then I might genuinely slap him, it's a lot more hellish than what people say online

Thank you for calling me a dirty little bisexual spic

>>83044045
your bf has weekly hook-ups on grindr as pisspig

>>83044063
OMG anon unironically keep us updated

>>83044063
you know what u need to do

>>83044070
You're welcome cutie :)

Do you make a sigh of relief when pissing after holding it for a while?

we ALL love piss

I don't like piss

>>83044139
me neither, too sour, farts however...warm, sweet, come in so many different flavors and sounds. My bf's, not mine's

>>83041362
I like how autistic you are about your numbers. Admirable. I only developed mild autism later on in life, so i don't have exact numbers.

>>83044240
what if i told you that you're fucking retarded

>>83042012
I can be your friend and we can talk about happy stuff. Unless you have some effed up mental illness such as schizo or narcissism.

>>83043843
he's so talkative, and I like how he dresses, the way he laughs, and he's always sociable w me even though I act so rude and avoidant...
idk, crushes are irrational

narcissism is when i don't like him

Narcissism is a huge buff

I'm the shy narcissist constantly putting myself down so you can tell me I'm wrong.

>>83042572
How about gamedev bf

>slightly more autistic than me gamedev bf
peak

>>83043571
So true yay where bf who wants a fatty

>>83044454
you are a half-measure tranny no one wants you lol

>>83044483
Hi hue yay that's the face I have it doesn't make me a tranny hope this helps

>>83044508
>I'm not trans my pronouns are they/them though

>>83044521
Ackhually I'm fine with any pronouns

Need to find a bf before Easter so we can dress up as easter bunnies and push eggs out of our assholes for the egg hunt.

why can't we see love is the answer

starting a bf diet today! no more bfs for me.

>>83040042 (OP)
i developed my first crush on a boy in elementary school desu i was 7 or 8 years old so it was very innocent i just liked looking at his freckled face and wanted to hug him a lot

I like being alone at the gym but at the same time when you're literally the last person there you start thinking they're just waiting for you to leave so they can close lol

>>83044701
do you post pictures of the underage boys you hope to pull when you get stronk enough?

>>83042957
i need him so bad it is old navy bonkers

>>83040290
Femcels do not fucking exist!
>lesbian femcels existing
Oh.

>>83043534
I fart a lot desu.

>>83044914
hell yeah, but you do out of necessity or out of pleasure as well?

>>83043886
Kill yourself right now you low IQ straggot.

I think I'll get another pizza out today, why not? Because fuck my stomach and weight and whatever else.

>>83044957
same, ordering a second pizza rn

>>83044962
Your preferred partner: Your dad

>tell brother i have a bf now
>"cool"
>mom goes on to tell him just how oh so tolerant and accepting she is

>>83044982
uhh i think you meant to post this on r9chad? just fyi

I will die one day, hope this helps

>>83044977
he's not here :(
are you experienced anon? would you like having a son?

>>83045076
not him but I'll father a bf

>>83044923
Pleasure as well! I relish the sensation of release and I always thought my own supply smells pretty good most of the time.

I don't even feel incel rage anymore. All I want is a boy to love forever. I'm so lonely

>>83045110
so hot...
but how would you feel if a guy you liked asked you to fart for him? Awkward right? Do you get embarassed around others?

Remember the sonpill.

>>83040290
I'm sure it sucks but it's probably less bad than being a gaycel. More girls are willing to gf other girls than boys are willing to bf other boys.

>>83045129
Honestly I would probably ask really? a couple times to avoid looking too eager but would eventually admit my willingness. I would feel bad for him because I cannot do it on command though.

>>83045009
But he wouldn't be a shit skinned bishit complaining about non issues if he did that. Narcissistic piece of shit felt bad his mom didn't have a strong reaction when he came out as bisexual to her lmao. He is oppressed by his own brain.

Did you take a shower for daddy you dirty little...?

A wish upon a fish

>>83044038
Thanks Tai Lopez

I really want to be a big boy for daddy today

>>83045230
>avoid looking too eager
oh it would be way hotter if a guy was from the begining, even better if he starts it. I knew a guy who farted a lot with his boys, and he was HAWT too
>I would feel bad for him because I cannot do it on command though
spontaneous is better. If a guy farts a lot, no prob. You don't sound naughty enough, you sound more like you wanna give your bf a good stinky time because he asked you and you're nice

>your biological father asks you (pubescent) to compare penises with him to see how his boy is growing
What do you do

>>83045314
Tell him he won and there's no need to go through a humilation ritual.

sonpill anon, I do not share your fetish but I'd date someone bizare like you

"Wow. Still don't beleive that mine will get as big one day..."

Meow I want cock should I do lewd stuff tmrw

>be gay
>have sex
>get AIDS

>>83045455
study, get at the top of your class, make connections, build career, then find another enterprising soul with whom you can complement your life. Marry him and live a long life together of luxurious excesses and endless pursuits.

>>83045486
I'm too tired for that wwwaaaaa

>>83045495
Have you ever tried amphetamines

>you tell your biological father you're gay
>he starts telling you that he's worried about you, because youre too young to know what being gay means
>you start to think he's homophobic until he says "maybe someone should show you" and begins to unzip his pants
Seriously, what do you do?

>>83045495
Are you planning on using your degree meow or just collecting student gibs until you can't anymore? Then switching to neetbux fill time?

>>83045537
No I have schizophrenia
>>83045549
Not sure I can't think that far besides I'm not on student gibs anyway

There's a cute ass young 5'2" Asian sex offender who raped a 9 year old boy living near me. Perving on him would just be karma, right?

>>83045539
Cut myself for daddy

>>83045578
How do you know he wasn't falsely accused?

and pizza hut stuffed crust ordered. Might as well stuff my fat fucking face.

>>83045605
I don't.
Also, I misread - he didn't actually rape a child, hes charged with indecent exposure.
I cant find any of the details of his case online either.
But by god, is he cute... So I'm just going to pretend he is a child rapist to justify showing up to his house and trying to befriend him

>>83045563
I'll force feed you amphetamines until you're productive :3

>>83045691
I'm already productive enough (not failing my courses)

People here are fucked up, just showing up at stranger's houses. How can anyone just do that?

help me. i knew i was somewhat bisexual since elementary. jerked off/with all my friends.

but sucks is, it is mostly sexual and not every day and only with people i trust.

So i end up lusting for the horse cock of my best friend.

Any advice?

>>83045739
Kill yourself bishit

>>83045312
What can I say? It pleases me to please. I would enjoy it selfishly too.

>>83045680
>indecent exposure
So it's possible he just pissed on a streetcorner or something like that and now has to be on the ameritard public shaming list?

>>83045759
why so mad tho

>>83045703
not nearly enough.. life won't be yay then.

>>83045767
It said the victim was a 9 year old male, so some child was involved.
The sex offender registry truly is a Draconian institution... But this guy is really cute anon

>>83045784
Gloo mlablaa

>>83045759
wow holy based

wow pizza hut was packed, including some very annoying teenagers playing tik toks on their phones at full volume.

Worse you treat people more they chase after you, it's funny and sad how that works

Nice vaguepost whore kill yourself

>>83045903
good. you voted for this

Does anyone want to VC... Maybe play Minecraft (Java).... I am bored

>>83046085

How exactly? And the teenagers were white, not that it matters.

Need twink bottom bf to play minecraft (java) with

>>83046224
I JUST cast my net out

>>83046307
I don't know what this means. You're using a fishing net?

guess who just blew 60 bucks on the latest map painting simulator? On top of that my hand is already hurting as well as my leg.

I feel like complaining but there's nothing to complain about right now. Rats!

>>83046470
wanna talk about politics LOL

>>83044284
I won't even pretend that I'm not deeply mentally ill, I haven't really seen a therapist for it but I have gotten psychotic episodes before, it's not exactly nice scaring everyone around you due to it and besides I don't really make friends online desu, I feel like if I get too close to someone while I get like that then they too will see just how awful I can be, I don't want to put someone else through that

>>83045314
The fact this actually happened to me doesn't help

>>83046730
What was your reaction when it happened?

>>83046330
turtle wow is free.......

man i wish my dad would show me his cock. from the glimpses i got from him like coming out the shower and the towel not being on yet many years ago i think it's big, bigger than mine certainly but im a good bit taller so it evens out i think

>>83040156
mixtapes tha habent ben releesed yed or by a ban cal future?

>>83040171
i actually do. he's stinky and only showers once a week, he eats only junkfood and he's a racist schizophrenic by the name of A. Non

>>83040273
wa di u buy from maccas?

>>83046765
Scared, I was a kid and he was a big drunk man who broke into the bathroom and forced me into doing that, despite the trauma of it I could definitely see where I got the genes for my big dick though

>>83047165
did he use the dog or not?

>>83046330
how do you get hand pains playing zero apm cookie clicker

I rather a gay homestuck bf than a hazbin hotel one

Why are guys my age always such loud obnoxious douchebags? Im into older men purely because theyre more mature and less annoying than the average guy in my age group is. Even the dudes who arent in a frat are still disrespectful and irritating

>>83047336
Dilfs are just hot

Dancing this weekend away.

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=RGk-ftp95tU&si=Bck3yMuhXIWVZ0lf

Anyone else feel as if they're destined to be alone? Sometimes I just feel like an automaton, and I'll just stare at a wall with my mind a complete blank. I don't even feel the gnawing sadness of my teens, just the ambience of the room I'm rotting in. My only friends are my coworkers, and I realize that if that bond didn't exist, most of them wouldn't see any reason to associate with me. I catch it in the moments, daily occurrences, when they're engaged in some hilarious discourse, and I just sit there, a stupid smile on my face. A characterless observer, ready to offer a snide remark before quickly fading back into obscurity. If the topic of conversation has no tangential relation to our work, I am capable only of dumb silence. Outside of it I am a nonentity, and who is to say what I would do if I was deprived of even that meagre allowance? All my weekends are suffused with deep dissatisfaction, with myself, with what I choose to do, and most cuttingly with what I choose not to do. With deep shame at my stupefaction and embarrassment in the face of the most insignificant and conventional of situations. I can't help but feel like I'll be alone for the rest of my life, and that the most I can aspire to is being able to accept that with a certain measure of grace.

>>83047581
Somewhat to a degree, I know I have a lot of personality so being a characterless observer isn't something I can relate to, but the being lonely and left out part is 100% me, what I do know that irl I would at least try to include and encourage you more, I hate to leave people out when the only problem with them is being too shy.

You deserve better anon.

>>83047117
nta but ive been eating like 1 free mcmuffin and double cheeseburger a day for like 2 weeks from mcmonopoly, i still have like 15 "small fry or vanilla cone" tickets that i have to use by the 23rd, but im out of main courses.

>>83047269
4x games operate at the speed that you click. if you play at 0 apm you will get nowhere. its sort of in between with paradox-style games which is im guessing what anon is talking about. probably victoria 6 glories of albert.

I have a crush on allan from smiling friends :>

>>83047951
i find pim's optimism incredibly endearing, if i knew someone like him irl i'd probably get a crush straight away

>>83047893
hes probably playing eu5 and there is a lot of stuff to read so hes clicking once every 3mins

I'm playing turtle wow and I'm a shaman. I like being a shaman.

>>83048104
im glad you enjoy that. i hate playing shaman

>>83048032
it takes you 3 mins to read a text box?

>>83048208
im not he im me

>>83048265
well if thats the anon i think it is he has a history degree so he probably knows it all already. i know from personal exp that dwarf fortress is very taxing on my mouse hand and its a similar game type.

>>83048347
15th century central asian history is his weak spot

>>83048370
theres like 17 hordes and you want to be the biggest, what more to know?

>>83048386
how do you know which of the 17 to pick

I've been making a mistake by shaving it haven't I...

>>83048504
what a bunch of freaks

hi r9gay
i left here like 3 or 4 years ago. wtf is up? why are u all still here? are you new or have been here a while? i remember some f slurs making a discord lolol
is the unhinged mexican dude that loved rdr2 still here?

>>83048535
It's true they're dirty piggers. Eater is an escaped convict in charge of mining, he's also a cannibal. Mushroom is a bounty hunter who goes on away missions a lot.

>>83047694
Writing down what I feel when I'm at my lowest can be cathartic, and when I'm lucky enough to get a response, it reminds me that I'm not totally alone.
>You deserve better anon.
When I read this I came close to crying. Thank you.

>>83048567
He likes transformers and batman now.

>>83048655
he is highly regarded

>>83041377
wholly holy FRICK, TYSMM
its one of my fave reaction files lmfao :p

ty againn :3

I am stuck.

are femboys into older men? asking for a friend

>>83046096
does anyone [not me again] want to... make a place to vc and play minecraft [java]... niggas is bored

What do you even do on Minecraft (Java) if one person doesn't have realms or a personal survival server

the world [java] would explode [java]

Genuinely where am I supposed to meet men? Dating apps are retarded

guys the world is gonna end in 2012

guys, I'm horny, should I write him? (he lives in another town)

>>83049736
too late i moved

cut yourself for daddy tonight

>>83048104
I love shamans. Post your big searing totem.

I'm gonna sit on a dildo ama

>>83050376
how old
and big is your hole?

>>83050396
25 and small

>>83050376
Can I be your boyfriend and either be jealous of your dildo or cheat on you with it?

>>83040042 (OP)
How often should I be bottoming if I'm gay? What percentage of my sex sessions should be spitroasts?

>>83050413
dildo sitters are not known to have smol holes..

post dildo

>>83050426
111
110
101
100

original entropy

>>83050413
you just like me fr [minus the having dildo part]

>>83050421
No.
>>83050429
I only do it very rarely and the dildo is pretty small (12cm penetrative length)

>>83050462
whats the point then? 12cm is too small

I need a bf that makes me feel I'm enough

I'd beat my bf up if I found out he used sex toys. Filthy sluts the lot of you.

>>83050518
It still feels good

>>83050539
How is it different from normal masturbation? No wonder you don't have a bf.

>>83050462
Can I be your bf but don't worry about him and think like there's nothing romantic between you and your dildo and he's just there to get you off?

>>83050539
domestic abuse is so straight coded, get out of here

>>83050539
Domestic abuse is so based coded. Please be my intentive, hot headed husband.

cheated on my loving bf with a woman and have regretted it for many years, he did literally anything for me and i gave it up for some pussy and feet. wtf. my life could've been so perfect. we used to sit on the phone when we couldn't be together just to complete the 24/7 codependence and it was blissful

unironically hate hot headed guys, it's the only kind of men I dealed with my whole life. I need a wholesome boy

>>83050631
You shouldn't be sad about it, at least you were the one to teach him an important lesson

need extra empathetic bf

i need to sleep wtf why is it am

Your gen is now marked for death.

>>83050640
Yeah calm logical boys are better

>>83050904
oh no not gen z
ww3?

>>83050910
not logical, just wholesome guys that wanna make others feel good. Sanguine guys, extroverted or shy. I don't want a kuudere bf

>>83050904
>marked for death
skyrim niggas:

Why are all of you so afraid of commitment and have attachment issues?

like, I'd get with a ugly kind boy, but what if a ugly jacked kind boy loves me too meanwhile? Better get him before my ugly kind boy takes him first

And what if I'm actually not that ugly and a jacked kind chad wants me then? Should I lost the opportunity to fuck chad? Why? Can't I fuck him with my bf as well?
Men are promiscuous, poly and open relationships are the only way forward

evil satan shit

Can you all just kys already.

Can you guys all just kiss already.

>>83051088
I'll kiss you, silly boy

>>83050925
Kuudere is cute af tism yay

>>83050946
Because I'll never be good enough and even if I get a bf I don't he will love me for long so why waste his time and drag him down when he find a better boy whom he will love indefinitely?

>>83051098
No you won't do that because I am not chad

maybe kuudere it's cute, but I like genki and dandere boys a lot more. I like big hearted, emotional guys

>tfw ywn have a bf
>tfw bf wn fart out i love you in my mouth while he sits on my face

If you don't (You) this post your chance to get a BF becomes 0.

>>83051191
I'll (You) you yet I still won't have a bf ever

>>83051191
noo I want my bf I want him!!

>>83051191
Meow it's 0 anyway

I hit my bf in the face because he was making me so angry and frustrated yesterday. Even though I'm tiny and weak and he's much bigger and stronger. I'm a domestic abuser now. That's it. I'm scum.

>>83051289
Hot wish i was your bf

>>83051260
volcel (it's original)

Fuck off trannys.

>>83051298
All gay men are volcels tho yay

>>83051313
listen
https://youtu.be/V9O94UTDAJQ

>>83051296
It's not hot. I feel broken. I never in a million years thought I'd be the kind of person to do that. That's the scary thing about being close with someone: they can twist and turn you and know your biggest weaknesses to make you feel and act in the worst possible way. I'm a different me to what I was yesterday morning

>>83051333
Did you properly closed fist punch him in a way that actually hurts?

>>83051333
thats cool but can you take your humblebragging to gaygen or reddit or something?

>>83051329
Keep hating me it doesn't make what I say less true

anyone wanna be putting my pink road in my pussy (i'm a ftm boy)

>>83051343
>>83051333
I think this can be misconstrued as me advocating for closed fist punching your boyfriend. Didn't really mean it that way, I'm kinda tone deaf.

>>83051351
I don't hate you tho

>>83051333
Sorry for you two it works different and you should be nicer to him and do nicer things if you want him back but for me its hot and i wish i had a small tiny femboy/twink bf who would hit and hurt me

>>83051343
I was straddling him and kind of bashing his face with my fists. I don't think it hurt him though I'm way weaker than him. Like we've done arm wrestles where he uses only his pinky and I use two hands and can barely move his pinky. He didn't realize I'd made a scratch until I told him after. He could've stopped me if he wanted to. Idk why he didn't. I guess he wanted me to take my frustration out. Or see me react in an intense way. Maybe he got some delight out of knowing he could elicit such a reaction out of me

>>83051289
>>83051333
what did HE do to anger you?

>>83051356
I think telling someone to shut up bitch is hateful yay it's definitely not nice

>>83051365
If you're that weak then it hardly counts as abuse.

>>83051368
We were drinking beer. It was going fine. We were doing some stupid anime quiz on youtube together. Then after that I decided to put some music on and he wanted to watch Sanda but I didn't want to because I don't like watching anime I actually want to watch when I'm drunk because I don't pay attention properly and don't remember what happened. He got really mad saying I exclude him when I listen to music (even though we've listened to stuff together hundreds of time in the past and I try to include him). Then he stormed off and I felt like shit so we were texting and he kept calling me selfish etc. and I kept saying don't you think you're overreacting a bit acting like a kid. Then he came back in the room and I don't recall exactly what happened but he kept winding me up. The arguing got to a point where I felt like no matter what I said he wouldn't listen to reason and kept blaming me and no matter what I said I was going to be labelled shitty and in-the-wrong and... I just lost it.

>if you're weak it doesn't count
Braindead take. Not hurting your loved ones is about intent, not actual damage done. He is right to feel like shit over it.

>>83051379
It's just the fact I could even feel incited to do that disturbs me. What if I HAD been stronger than him, or with a girl or something. Would I have hit them and hurt them? Am I just a domestic abuser scum now

>>83051400
This is why I don't even want to get a bf. Think of it as you want, most of us here are not mentally prepared to have boyfriends, lovers, platonic friends, soulmates or husbands.

maybe i should make an rpgmaker game about feeling like an outcast...

>>83051407
Damage done is a consideration while committing the abuse. If he knows that he will know no real damage whatsoever, I don't think that's even remotely as bad as abusers who commit abuse knowing they can do actual damage.

>>83051409
>or with a girl
what do you mean by that?

>>83051369
https://youtu.be/yhV7_qncdWE

>>83051437
Yeah doing more damage is worse but that doesn't mean not doing serious damage is harmless.

>>83051446
I don't want to fuck girls but what if I had been in a relationship with a girl and something similar happened. Would I do the same thing etc

>>83051449
Idgi waow

>>83051434
Like a Yume Nikki or more like an Omori?

>>83051400
people will never tell you, but while being physically violent isn't ok, it's pretty normal in couple fights and it happens frequently. Some people just react that way

I love yume nikki yay I wish I could just sleep all day forever yay

>>83051469
i was thinking something like Super Columbine Massacre RPG! but more atmospheric

Afterwards he was like "but didn't you enjoy having that rush?". I was just like "...no" *feels hollow*

one day fbf and i will get high and play space funeral and it will be great

>>83051477
Sleeping all day gets old really quick

>>83051489
Now that's edgy

>>83051172
hi fellow boy fart enjoyer, where were you yesterday?

>>83051472
I've never reacted that way before and we've been together for years

>>83051525
maybe he never angered you that way either

>>83051499
We have the same dream...

>>83051455
you're threading on thin ice, be careful next time
stop hitting your bf

>>83051494
What you did is bad but it doesn't seem to me that you're actually ever gonna do it again. You can be morose about it for a bit but the whole "I'm a changed man" thing is exaggerated.

>>83051549
That's the impression I was getting.

>>83051517
Hiding away, farting after few boiled eggs

>>83051550
>>83051499
Now kiss
q

>>83051550
damn where you at

>>83051525
post fisties

>>83051509
No it doesn't yay

>>83051577
you're nta. I'm a fart enjoyer, not a farter

>>83051494
I feel the rush
Addicted to your touch

>>83051593
Scotland so probably nowhere near anyone on here lol

I want to bake the exotic dish known as "pumpkin pie", but I keep forgetting that there's pumpkin in the stores until I'm at the store, and then I don't have a recipe.

>>83051718
Pumpkins taste so good anon, especially in a broth

>>83051707
if you're in aberdeen you're right across the sea from me

>>83051718
I shall bake one too, my parents gave me few pumpkins and my freezer is full of vegetables. Gonna see how much of a cool househusband I'll be for my fbf.

I like pumpkin tempura at the udon shop

>>83051718
The puree usually has the recipe on it. Like how chocolate chips have a cookie recipe on the bag.

>>83051804
I haven't seen any pumpkin puree in the store though, only full pumpkins. As far as I'm aware pumpkin puree isn't common around here.

i too shall join the oumpkin pie baking contest :3

>tfw want to make a pumpkin pie
>tfw no bf to whip his cream on top of the slice

>>83051858
You do realise cum doesn't taste that good, right? It'll only ruin the flavour.

>>83051816
Libby's Canned Pumpkin is what my family has used. It's probably illegal outside of American because it'll dive you diabetes.

ran a mile now my hole hurts :/

>>83051902
Not my fbf's cum, it will be sweet and tangy like the pie and he'll give me enough to whisk it fluffy and creamy.

>feet
>dick
>tummy
>hair
nothing else matters lookswise desu

>>83051981
Any other anon here who actually know what cum taste like will tell you that the only reason to eat cum is to please your partner during the deed, not because it'll ever taste any good pal =/

>>83051907
Pumpkin pie is mainly an American thing afaik, so stores around here don't have so much pumpkin stuff in general. Just normal pumpkins or sliced pumpkins.

found story's yt
https://youtube.com/@cousincatnip?si=Lc41oy2QfPF6iNgk

>>83051996
You're just gonna have your boyfriend wear a balaclava to bed?

>>83052003
You might as well just go out the door if you don't want to help me in the kitchen and I'll find someone with that one missing ingredient, understand?

>>83052051
For everyone sake I hope you don't get a bf, you'll traumatise the poor fool with your semen tainting kitchenware

>>83051996
I don't like his belly button it looks weird

without a boyfriend id probably have killed myself ages ago kek, how do you fags manage?

>>83052112
Take it back, I just wanted to impress my fbf with my cooking.

>>83052250
its a tank clone

>>83052250
Ewwwwwwwww, I can't unsee that now, it's look like a vag :<

>>83052302
wait till u have seen his bussy...

>>83048401
which one is your favorite color?

>>83052312
this thing is a him?

>>83052302
Haha imagine you finally get a bf and he seems like a cute femmy twink and then you get into bed together and he pulls down his pants and has a vagina instead of a peanus

Meow where husbie who comes to get me from my lonely home yay

>>83052364
Gross
>femmy twink
Ew, just no

I need a nice soft femmy twink bf with a big fat squishy estrogen filled ass

>>83052036
That would cover up his hair, face mask is better

>>83052361
see the hand, its bigger than your faggy one

I want to game but I don't feel like gaming ...fug

>>83052441
this is why i need a bf!

ive gooned to the six seven kid maybe 6 or 7 times

>>83052418
i highly doubt that but go on and act like a triggered nigger like you always do when you're off meth

>>83052525
low entropy

>six seven
>it originates from a nappy-haired mutt
Ooof course it does. Everything kids drool over now does

>>83052570
stop posting yourself, it always gets you a ban that you always try to evade

Meow Im GAY and REATRDED eho tryna lobe me yay

I am a sad lonely FAGGOT.
Here's some embarassing information about me.
Please don't bully me with it.
VENT POST:
words words words
words words words
words words words
words words words
words words

I wish I was someone's sad lonely faggot...

>>83052736
I purposely do it so I get bullied, it helps validates my hatred of humanity and reminds me as to why I should supress my feelings

i gave my cousinS head

>>83052774
white coded post

>>83052774
How? When? Why? For how long? Was he cute?

>>83052796
true
>>83052800
on yearly visits between 11-13yo

>>83052838
You should have asked him to be your boyfriend

>>83052863
they both have gfs one been has a son at 19

white people all have sex with their cousins when they're 13
it's a rite of passage for them apparently

>>83052874
You could have saved him, now he has to look to a baby and hide in the closet

>>83052796
>White coded
>A black man sang and wrote a song about it

I'm GAY.
that means I only like masculine, fit strong boys who don't shave often and silky smooth skinny effeminate boys whom not sure of their gender :3

>>83052942
they weren't gay i was just insisting on it like a sperg and they gave in
i was horny af since we were travelling
travelling horny is real shi
>>83052994
i just like guys my age tbdesu

>>83053010
Ok idgaf then, thought that was a based cousin-husband kind of story

>>83051134
Is that why gay relationships last shorter than it takes you to come up with an excuse for not trying? Sounds like they keep making bad choices I'm that case.

>>83051311
Where did you get that picture of meow?
>>83051313
So are straight men in that case

Being attracted to a hot boy as an ugly person makes me feel like a rapist

>>83051363
Yeah that's cute because he can't hurt you cause he is too weak lol

>>83051407
>Not hurting your loved ones is about intent, not actual damage done
Correct

>>83053168
even worse being attracted to uglies

>>83053161
Correct. Anyone can get sex.

>>83051172
>>83051517
https://youtu.be/xnBW8oTDaFA

>>83051707
Why do you fags act like you live in Kongo and not a fucking normal country?

>>83053293
yesss twin so true

>>83053168
Good, you should rape them
>>83053208
Great, you should rape them with your pretty cock

is reverse rape sigma or beta

>>83053319
Only betas discern sigmad and beta and rape 1 and rape 2

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