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Anonymous No.83047037 [Report] >>83047064 >>83047252 >>83047403 >>83047584 >>83047603 >>83047741 >>83047799 >>83048318 >>83048547 >>83048842 >>83048886 >>83049791 >>83050513 >>83050540
What are the craziest threads you guys have participated in?

Mine was probably that retard who raped his younger sister, ran away from home and was posting about it from a mcdonalds parking lot. I still dont know what happened to him. This was in like 2019 I think? Maybe even earlier. Maybe 2017? Idk I cant remember the exact year anymore
Anonymous No.83047064 [Report] >>83047135
>>83047037 (OP)
Remember that guy (from /mu/ I think?) who fell in love with a random Japanese woman on Google Street View he had only seen from behind so he booked a flight over there to try to find her?
Anonymous No.83047135 [Report]
>>83047064
I didnt see that one, no. I have heard about it a few times on here over the years tho.

How about this one, do you remember that dude who hung out with cartel members he met on Instagram and he made posts about their activities and demonic rituals and shit?
Anonymous No.83047252 [Report] >>83050519
>>83047037 (OP)
Scooby Doo lampanon.
He was a momcest autist here who tried to fuck his mother and got beat up by his dad and kicked out. He managed to take his most prized possession (picrel) among his manchild scooby-doo themed bedroom before he started living in his car.
Not sure what happened to him but I hope he's doing alright.
Anonymous No.83047380 [Report] >>83047848
I participated in the original virgin vs chad walk thread. Crazy how far that meme went.
Anonymous No.83047403 [Report] >>83047422 >>83047449
>>83047037 (OP)
Anyone remember the series of threads where an anon calls a hooker, he begins developing feelings for her over multiple stays, and she asks to become his free-use roommate while giving up prostituting?
He posted his series of texts with her which were pure autism fuel, think this happened around 2015-2016.
Anonymous No.83047422 [Report]
>>83047403
I think I remember seeing a ">tfw you got friendzoned by a hooker" screencap of that long ago

this thread makes me feel a lot better about my life choices
Anonymous No.83047449 [Report]
>>83047403
Holy shit anon I actually do remember that
Anonymous No.83047584 [Report]
>>83047037 (OP)
my brain represses these things but I'll give a quick bullet of what I can remember.
>thread following this redditor that was proudly self-confirmed to fuck actual pigs
>some anon killied a cat and took pictures
>another one asked on how he should kill his neighbor's cat
>possible bait thread pre-pandemic about this guy getting his sister pregnant, but the candence of his messages cut through the irony.
(dis)honourable mention:
>this one anon who derailed an existing thread to talk about how he raped this girl. in reality it was more like SA, but regardless the lack of shame was disturbing.
Anonymous No.83047603 [Report] >>83047802
>>83047037 (OP)
Tell me more about this thread anon
Anonymous No.83047640 [Report]
The necrophiliac girl who would fuck the corpses and post pictures on /b/. Crazy how most of the people who post here don't even know that, and it probably was never archived either since it was a thread at like 4 in the morning.
Anonymous No.83047741 [Report] >>83047809 >>83048047 >>83048308 >>83051813
>>83047037 (OP)
The guy with the rotting hole in his back that goes down to his spinal cord.
That's one for the ages.
Anonymous No.83047799 [Report] >>83048003
>>83047037 (OP)
Whoever posted this thread had me cracking up, I know he's reposted the thread a few times too.
Anonymous No.83047802 [Report] >>83048842
>>83047603
I'll try to recall to the best of my ability

>op makes a thread saying he just raped his sister and she went and told his mom
>says the mom is freaking out on him, says shes calling the cops
>i think the dad also said he is gonna kill him when he gets home
>the retard tries saying he didnt even think it was that big of a deal
>people call him retarded and ask why he would think to do that
>he is freaking out, eventually leaves and runs from the scene
>ends up in a mcdonalds parking lot somewhere and begins posting from his phone
>acknowledges that he ruined his life like a moron, says he doesn't know where he is gonna go or what he is gonna do
>posts from the mcdonalds for a while
>says his phone is about to die
>never heard from again as far as i know

Maybe someone can find it in the archives or something. I do wonder what happened to that retard
Anonymous No.83047809 [Report]
>>83047741
another classic, I was actually present in that original thread as well
Anonymous No.83047830 [Report]
Good or not, the initial Systemspace threads were a wild ride.
Anonymous No.83047848 [Report]
>>83047380
Can you find it in the archive? You lyin
Anonymous No.83048003 [Report] >>83050484
>>83047799
wtf does this all mean tho
Anonymous No.83048047 [Report]
>>83047741
oh my fucking god you just reminded me of that vile shit. it flashed into my mind like that one scene from Akira
Anonymous No.83048308 [Report]
>>83047741
that shit was fucking disgusting. i used to hide those threads every time i saw them in the catalog
Anonymous No.83048318 [Report] >>83048539
>>83047037 (OP)
I posted in the original Brenton Tarrant thread on eight-chan
Anonymous No.83048536 [Report]
some guy strangled his gf on /b/ with a lamp cord long time ago, I was in that one, anyone know what I'm referring to?
have seen a few mass shooters and various crazy threads here, I remember one of them where moot actually went to testify but I don't remember if I actually posted in it
Anonymous No.83048539 [Report]
>>83048318
>I posted in the original Brenton Tarrant thread on eight-chan
that's crazy, mind telling the campfire story?
Anonymous No.83048547 [Report]
>>83047037 (OP)
a voyuer thread where somebody posted a video taken from my laptop's camera where I was masturbating, that was terrifying
Anonymous No.83048604 [Report]
it has to have been gamergate... thread after thread... fights in irc every fucking day... holy shit.
Anonymous No.83048842 [Report]
>>83047037 (OP)
>>83047802
Oh shit I think I remember that one. Retard probably got caught.
Anonymous No.83048886 [Report] >>83048902
>>83047037 (OP)
The thread was dead and I skimmed it but the vietnamese dumbass who murdered a woman because he wanted to know what it felt like. He was like 20 and she was in her 30s or 40s. Literally murdered a random woman just for the sake of it.

He murdered a random woman, took photos of her dead corpse, he posted it online, bragged about it for attention, and eventually got arrested the next day. The evidence was right there. He did a whole q and a about why he did it and what it felt like.
Anonymous No.83048902 [Report] >>83049001
>>83048886
>He did a whole q and a about why he did it and what it felt like
so what was the answer? the rules of engagement were clearly too restrictive btw
Anonymous No.83048960 [Report]
one of my favorites was the one thread on /co/ forever ago where this dude would roleplay as the bad guy from treasure planet by taping office supplies to his arm to try to cope with some trauma he refused to acknowledge
probably raped
Anonymous No.83049001 [Report] >>83049019 >>83051624
>>83048902
Something about being lonely, a virgin, wanting to know what it felt like or something. Dude killed a completely random woman because he was curious as to what murdering felt like
Anonymous No.83049019 [Report]
>>83049001
What did it feel like
>orijannysuxkd
Anonymous No.83049791 [Report]
>>83047037 (OP)
I remember for like a week straight there was an ongoing thread and I can't remember if it was here on b or pol, as those were the only two places I ever win and I barely ever went to the political section. And then there was eight Chan and I'm pretty sure it happened here and not there. So anyways, there was a thread where they wanted to fuck with leftists, by creating a bunch of fake shit about Donald Trump and forwarding it to someone and I was literally there when they made up all the stuff about Trump getting hookers to piss on a bad. The story as they crafted it in that thread, was that Trump ended up staying at a hotel that Obama stayed at, and even in the same room. So he hired two hookers to come and piss all over the bed. They made up a whole bunch of other shit too that I'm sure was in that dossier. I guess I ended up forwarding all that information to the steele guy himself.
Anonymous No.83050484 [Report]
>>83048003
its a guide how to hide guns
Anonymous No.83050513 [Report]
>>83047037 (OP)
There was a guy on /b/ a while back who would pick up roadkilled animals, fuck them and post pictures. I spoke to him in each of his threads.
Anonymous No.83050519 [Report]
>>83047252
>manchild scooby-doo themed bedroom
AAAAAAAAAH MY SIDES HAVE EXPLODED
Anonymous No.83050540 [Report] >>83051663
>>83047037 (OP)
Does anyone else remember when this piece of modern schizo literature dropped? Wild times. I read the whole thing when it was posted. Some deranged shit but oddly compelling.
The basic plot follows a NEET who lives in an extreme leftist society and some shit happens and he adopts a loli-wifeslave to live with him in the aftermath
Anonymous No.83051234 [Report]
I think it was on /b/ but theres screencaps floating around.
>anon is tired of being a virgin
>smokes crystal meth once
>hires a local crackwhore to fuck
>crackwhore looks half dead and has clitty-litter hanging off her vagina/ass like streamers
>anon barebacks the crackwhore and documents it
Don't do drugs kids.

There was also that Canadian that killed the single mom he was fucking by strangling her with a lamps power cord.
Anonymous No.83051624 [Report] >>83051835
>>83049001
What race was the lady victim?
Anonymous No.83051663 [Report]
>>83050540
wasn't this about 2014-2015? i vaguely remember this getting shilled on r9k
Anonymous No.83051677 [Report]
What was that guy called who didn't shower for months and he had stuff growing on his skin? A German guy I think who was super depressed and given up on life, and he posted pictures of it, including his dick.

Think it was on /b/
Anonymous No.83051813 [Report]
>>83047741
oh yes i remember this
i was screaming at him to get it checked out immediately
what a fucking thread
jesus
i think that probably tops it
hole-anon
Anonymous No.83051835 [Report]
>>83051624
I'm 95 percent sure it was a vietnamese woman, they were both viets in vietnam. If not vietnamese then thai