Thread 83049250

I am larping as a /r9k/ robot and this is my first time on 4chan but I am actually a twenty year old normalfag in my third year of college majoring in graphic design that will eventually become a useless skill thanks to ai I am also in a fraternity I go to the gym enough to be in fair shape I have stable relationships with my friends and family and I would also like to add that I am a virgin although it is voluntary. My only issue is that I am homosexual and I have to put on a facade for my family and chad friends that mog me effortlessly and it can become incredibly draining.

>>83049250 (OP)
Example:
>drunk girl walks up to me during a party while I am standing next to chad and starts hitting on me and touching my arm complimenting my body
>i express appreciation then kindly reject her
>chad confronts me questioning why I turned Stacey the freshman down
>I tell chad that she is not the one or that I am waiting for the perfect woman despite secretly being in love with chad
>chad strugs it off
I am running out of excuses it is not like I have turned a woman down and it does not help that I am
>tall
>black
>fit
>attractive (according to others i personally think i look basic)
>hair that covers my face
>quiet = nonchalant and people like that for some reason
>in a frat

>>83049259
I often hear that most women fetish black men and have experienced it personally however I never understood why though. I could larp as a homophobe but homophobic faggots are so insufferable that is literally the worst kind of gay person anyone can be and also because duh? Additionally I would like to add that I have an obsession with chad I want him to fuck be like a faggot and bite my neck but chad displays toxic masculinity and goes after basic bimbo bitches like Stacey. Chad has been there for me since freshman year he has helped me with my homework gotten me out of bed he has even gotten me a gift on my birthday when no one else did. That gift helped me fall in love with chad. Do you guys think I should come out to chad potentially sabotaging a relationship.

>>83049250 (OP)
Wahmen worship blacks because to them scarcity = best possible scenario, plus outgroup = even better, comes from time when tribes were wiping each other but sparing women yadda yadda you get it
As a gay man you have little to no options (duh) but because of that options available will do anything at snap of dick so find one guy that is gae and you like and then hop around till you find good enough one
Just go and enjoy life on wahmen-lite easy mode bro

>>83049326
But I do not want to fuck some random gay guy I want to fuck my bestfriend better yet I want him to fuck me and turn me into a sissy ugh

>>83049383
well does he know about your sissy desires at all? you can't expect him to magically know you're gay if you're pretending not to be.

>>83049402
No that is the thing i am scared to tell him but we are throwing a party tomorrow because thanksgiving break i am going to get drunk despite never drinking and confess my feelings or should i just confess them normally?
If I confess it drunk and he does not appreciate it I can just say oh well I was just drunk
If I confess it sober in a intimate setting it could be bad
Both of these opinions are bad

>>83049423
not good options no

does he have any idea you think about him this way though?

>>83049250 (OP)
come out as bisexual then just date men?

>>83049423
like...first time getting drunk at all?

oof you might be in for a time. do NOT take too many shots, don't end up with alcohol poisoning

>>83049511
I have told him that I love him a lot and he said it back then we hugged but I think he meant it platonically while I was creaming my imaginary panties

>>83049577
That would not be ideal because they I would be attracting women and I am not a woman type of guy if I come out I want to come out as gay and date men exclusively

>>83049588
Well I have had a glass of wine before with one of my homegirls but I have never sat down and got drunk I was thinking I could take 10 shots then chase it with water to avoid a raging hangover I have lowkey been watching tips on TikTok and think this is the best action

>>83049423
Honestly, I think it should be slower, like at least tell him you are gay first nigga

>>83049705
Fair point it would be pretty diabolical to come out by telling him I want him to dominate me

>>83049250 (OP)
I thought frats were for asinine white boys that pass their time fucking any girl in sight

>>83049640
>while I was creaming my imaginary panties
as a fellow sissy lala, first off go buy some panties like damn girl! but actually that might be part of your answer?? wear some panties and "accidentally" let chad see them...while playing all kawaii and embarrassed you know~

but you can judge his reaction to your panties and have a good idea of what he'll actually think about such things.

if he's not into it, just be like "oh haha I had a silly bet with a friend, loser had to wear panties for a day you know how it is I don't welch on a bet"

and if he IS into it, well you're set!

>>83049720
I will be honest with you, I think it's pretty hard that he is gay or bi, but at least you can have your bro helping you pick up boys

>>83049723
I think I was a diversity pick also I am pretty shy and soft spoken so I thought a frat would be good way to open up

>>83049684
please don't take 10 shots even if you're a big dude that's a LOT of booze for your first time, you won't have the tolerance for it.

beer before liquor, never been sicker. liquor before beer, in the clear.

maybe have a few shots, SPACED OUT not all at once, this is your first time remember. then switch to beer or something. girly/sugary drinks are easier to drink but they give you a nasty hangover, far worse than beer.

eat beforehand do NOT drink on an empty stomache or you get drunk REALLY fast.

Drinking water is good of course, but the best is something with electrolytes in it before bed. I like to pound one of those gatorlytes.

anyways have fun

>>83049741
He might not be sure but I get jealous when he cucks me telling me how he fucked some basic bitch one night then another bitch the next night I want him to fuck me only after all he does not even care about those bitches

>>83049772
I had one of my homegirls go to the store and she brought me back a pink of vodka and told me to chase it with the drink next to it what are we thinking?

>>83049831
tell him your gay and say your drunk but you feel you can trust him with this
>let him think about it
next time he bitches about girl trouble just say sum like "shes missing out you fine tho" just lay it on but keep it cool
>keep this lowkey flirting up
start doing hangouts with him that resemble dates. literally take him out for boba. or go do shit just the two of you, things he likes. you wanna be creamed by chad do your job at seducing him, build some romance, hold eye contact, get zesty with it.
eventually, eventually, you will sense the right time to go for a kiss, or to say you like him

its tough but you know what? yolo it

>>83049890
Anon I already go on date like hangouts with him but I am literally in the friend zone we have a bromance already my only obstacle is that he does not know I am secretly gay ass fuckkkkkkk I am going to confess after the party

>>83049874
my opinion as a seasoned alcoholic is this

take one shot at the beginning of the night and chase it with the lemonade. you probably won't care for it much lul

Then I'd mix the vodka + lemonade together, about an ounce of vodka and fill with lemonade till it tastes like lemonade.

try to drink like half the bottle and see how you're feeling, and BE CAREFUL with shots

>>83049732
This is either a good idea or social suicide that could tarnish my reputation I unfortunately care what people think about me..

>>83049923
awww this is actually so cute
best of luck, i hope it goes well!!

>>83050030
woman, I hate woman

>>83050030
Thank you anon I will try my best to rizz up chad if all fails then I will have to die literally

>>83050100
im not a woman, im just excited for this innocent love.
i loved a girl once, we were best friends.
since i replied to nigga-chan, i have been consumed in bittersweet memories.
im not ashamed to say it brought tears to my eyes. yeah! do your best, nigga-chan!

>>83049250 (OP)
Is it true that they make you drink cum as a rite of initiation?

>>83049250 (OP)
Are you top or bottom?
Black twinkjak looks so hot, it should be more porn with him riding the bwc