Thread 83058663

They are insufferable half of the this one larping foid walks up to me and telling me how she uses 4chan and Reddit and when I asked her if she had a account on 4chan she said
>no but she was making one because she is apparently the only one in her friend group that does not have a account
like bitch get the fuck out of my face before I destroy us both

>>83058663 (OP)
She sensed that you were a 4chan using incel and tried to relate to you

i have a sneaking suspicion that one of my coworkers uses 4chan but i cant prove it. just his vocabulary and the way he acts kind of tips me off a bit

>>83058665
Impossible I can code switch really good from terminally online robot to normie coworker who can hold a conversation I guess

>>83058683
Maybe you weren't as good as you thought

>>83058672
I used to be friends with a robot in 2023 I met him at a mall with my former best friend and he was in a a Roblox group that had /r9k/ in it and when I did some research I discovered 4chan and explored this board. I already knew he was a virgin loser before dating my friend but I did not know it went this deep anywho now I use 4chan unironically despite nothing being wrong in my life but I like the people who are not insufferable. Additionally I would like to add that he was shy in person but cool it is to bad we are not really cool anymore thanks to the former best friend I mentioned did you know that they lost their virginitys to each other then she cheated on him with her drug dealer? She is a narcissistic sociopathic whore now.

>>83058696
I am I swear!
>I greet everyone when I come into work despite hating most of them
>I am nice to everyone
>I am not a Virgin by the way
>I laugh at their jokes despite them not even being funny
It is hard for them to figure me out further more we were talking about what kind of social platforms we used and I told her that I only used Snapchat Twitter and TikTok leaving 4chan out that is when she goes off listing things like Reddit and Facebook book and some other shit that is until I finally heard 4chan then popped the question

>>83058663 (OP)
Coworkers suck, but remember the old ways:
>Rules 1 & 2
if they're casually talking about 4chins on the work floor, just know that person is likely a fed and you're being targeted. No one at my job knows I browse this site (they don't talk to me anyway), and they'd definitely think less of me than they already do if they did. Stop socializing with them.

>>83058805
I already socialize with the rarely other than making small talk but that is about it and fed is kind of a over reaction I would also like to mention that this coworker that I was conversing with is also 17 so she was probably just being a dumb larper trying to come off as edgy

>>83058824
>she's only 17
The Fed has no problem employing literal children for their machinations. As I type, I'm willing to bet my prized 2-dollar bill that they're currently training child soldiers in the steppes of Bhutan for the next big "happening." So, of course they'd be on 4chan as early as age 6 or so.